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  • Bunny never was in fact kidnapped. Donnie rolls his first non strike and dies from a heart attack. They spread his ashes then go bowling.

  • its caused by a bunch of fucking plants or something. it decides to attack france after leaving the US.

    Kelvin is back home again. But its raining inside his home instead of outside, and his father is there doesnt even seem to notice nor care. The camera pans out, his home is actually a tiny island on the sentient alien ocean.

  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    He drives a badass RV into the fray with Ziskey and the two hot millitary babes and saves the day after the platoon end up in Russia or somewhere.

    He blows up the course, the rodent is ok, Kenny Loggins shreds.

    He nails the gatekeeper, marshmellows are toasted.

    He wakes up (again) and its all back to normal, NZShadow cops a feel in the movie theater.

    He wakes up in his office, wishes everyone a Happy Chanuka or some shit, Annie Lennox and Al Green dont shred.

  • DJBombjackDJBombjack Miami 1,665 Posts
    The father kills the 2 other survivors in the back of the car, then his own son but can't kill himself as he has no more bullets left.

    Then not 2 minutes later the army shows up and everything is fine except for the father who's just killed his own son.

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    nzshadow said:
    He blows up the course, the rodent is ok, Kenny Loggins shreds.

    YES.

    Though, is this really a spoiler? (You forgot: the kid wins the golf tournament).

  • He gets the girl.

  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,473 Posts
    nzshadow said:

    He wakes up (again) and its all back to normal, NZShadow cops a feel in the movie theater.

    Now THAT'S a review!

  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    mannybolone said:
    nzshadow said:
    He blows up the course, the rodent is ok, Kenny Loggins shreds.

    YES.

    Though, is this really a spoiler? (You forgot: the kid wins the golf tournament).

    DOH!

    More:

    He is a she is a he.

    He elopes with Elaine

    He dies on a bus, Joe ain't no kinda hustler

    He stays behind, Maverick's gonna visit in two weeks.

  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    DJ_Enki said:
    nzshadow said:

    He wakes up (again) and its all back to normal, NZShadow cops a feel in the movie theater.

    Now THAT'S a review!

    Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
    Blind Fury
    Groundhog Day
    Point Break
    Reservoir Dogs


    Good times.

  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    Ass to ass.

  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    DB_Cooper said:
    Ass to ass.

    We have a winner.

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    DB_Cooper said:
    Ass to ass.

    Funny, I was just thinking of this film this morning though not that scene. Pretty funny how three words is all you need to "name that film."

  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    mannybolone said:
    DB_Cooper said:
    Ass to ass.

    Funny, I was just thinking of this film this morning though not that scene. Pretty funny how three words is all you need to "name that film."

    It was a rather, uh, memorable way to end it.







    No pun intended.

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    Well, it was one of four intercut endings: amputation, incarceration, shock therapy and ass-to-ass. But the last has stuck in people's minds the most (not surprisingly).

  • hatcher cuts off screwface's head, and shows it to the rest of the posse so they'll leave chicago; but screwface has a twin brother and they fight. hatcher gouges out his eyes and kicks him down an elevator shaft and he gets impaled on top of the elevator.

  • ElectrodeElectrode Los Angeles 3,127 Posts
    The plane crashes, half of the rugby team ends up dying, the survivors eat the flesh of the dead for sustenance and are saved two months later.

    Bill gets killed.

    Rita gets educated

    Newspaper columnist loses the bet with his boss, but feels it was worth it because he made an indelible impression on a princess' life and vice versa.

    The Chiefs, who aren't really moving to Florida, win the championship by default after a member of the opposing team, infuriated by Ned stripping down to his jock strap, sucker punches a ref.

    Michel gets shot in the back. Patricia doesn't know what is the French word for "puke"

  • magneticmagnetic 2,678 Posts
    Killer burns to death in car crash.
    Missing Woman discovered to be alive and well living in Australia.
    A 3 page post on Soulstrut currently on the front page discusses its merits.

  • The book already had their adventures, even though they never got to travel the world together.

    They catch the killer after it turns out that the killer isn't who they first expected, but someone close to the cops/agency.

    They dance, the youth centre is saved.

    Using the power of cursing, Saddam Hussein is sent back to the depths of hell and Satan fixes everything else.

    After going 4 dreams deep, he wakes up, but the movie ends before there's a real closure of the story.

    He's a superhero, the other guy's a villain.

    James has sex with some girls, kills the villain using advanced technology.

    She dies in the boxing match at the end.

    He wins the Valley karate tournament/Chinese kung-fu tournament.

  • magneticmagnetic 2,678 Posts
    DustedDon said:
    (without giving character names, titles, etc..)

    The wise one says "zoom back cameeera" and it is revealed that the whole thing was just a movie.

    The author that wrote the novels that inspired the killer to kill, kills the killer, the author then takes over the killing.

    The racer reveals that he is part of the underground resistance and kills the president with his car after winning the race.

    1.Holy Mountain.
    2.?
    3.Death Race 2000.

    What's the 2nd one?

  • transcending human existence, he becomes a space fetus, but its more metaphorical than literal. i think.

  • i think she committed the murder? and her lover is really her? (i dont know, this movie has such a non-linear confusing narrative i couldnt even begin to figure out how to spoil it. can someone else do one for mulholland drive?)

    The 3rd man is actually Holly Martins'' friend. But WW2 has changed people for the worst, and his heinous crimes cannot be forgiven. Martins' is forced to shoot his own friend. Attending a second funeral for him, he walks to speak to Anna. She passes him by; Anton Karas shreds the zither.

  • jacob died in vietnam, it's all just deathbed visions.

    evelyn's sister is her daughter. her daughter AND her sister.

    madeleine elster's death/murder was staged, using look-alike

    after a disfiguring accident, david had a contract with a cyrogenics company for their services; everything after he fell down in the street was a lucid VR dream; he suicidally killed himself with a drug overdose, but everything in his Life turned into a torturous nightmare due to his memories; to end the virtual dream, he jumps off a building to 'wake up'

  • jjfad027jjfad027 1,594 Posts
    He drives the Challenger straight into a bulldozer at high speed.


    Swan throws a knife at the Rouge guys hand, disarming him. Then the Riffs show up and (presumably) whoop his ass.


    It's her sister and her daughter.


    Now Q has the juice.


    Willy gives the factory to Charlie.


  • ppadilhappadilha 2,244 Posts
    Bruce Leroy beats up The Shogun of Harlem by using "the glow."

    The villagers offer to give the Amigos all the money they have, but the Amigos refuse it, saying (as in their movies) that seeing justice done is enough of a reward for them. They then ride off into the sunset.

    he gets wheeled away, a lonely and miserable man, Wolfgang's cackles still taunting him after all these years.

    He kept his mother's corpse preserved in the basement while he dressed up as her and did all the killings.

    they slowly leave Bodega Bay in a car, thousands of birds watching them as they go.

    it turns out everyone being killed was actually an elaborate April fool's day joke.

    death eventually catches up to everyone in increasingly elaborate and hilarious ways.

    The Dude abides.

  • i think my favorite "status update" came from Ayres where he said something along the lines of

    "For those reading the bible: Jesus comes back to life."

  • ElectrodeElectrode Los Angeles 3,127 Posts
    Scorpio gets blown away, throwing him into the pond
    Briggs and his car blow up
    Maxwell, in a lookout tower, is nailed with a direct hit from an anti-tank rocket
    Mick is shot and receives death by unicorn
    Rook gets impaled by large harpoon

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    The Candy King is actually Turbo

  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,954 Posts
    Watched it last night with #1 son, just in time.

    It's the film with the best 3D effect that I've seen so far. No so much "Pop up book" layers like Avatar.

    My #2 son is called Felix, but he's very much in the Ralph mould. Makes Shiva look like Bob The Builder.

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    B/w

    Felix gets to marry hard-as-nails blondie?

    GTFOOHWTBS
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