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spoiler appreciation

vintageinfantsvintageinfants 4,537 Posts
edited August 2010 in Strut Central
very simple.

ruin the ending of a movie.
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  • vintageinfantsvintageinfants 4,537 Posts
    owen wilson's character dies in a helicopter crash
  • vintageinfantsvintageinfants 4,537 Posts
    verbal kint IS keyser soze
  • vintageinfantsvintageinfants 4,537 Posts
    they plan on using edward woodward as a human sacrifice.
  • dwyhajlodwyhajlo 420 Posts
    Snape kills J.R. in the Statue of Liberty with his boyhood sled.
  • vintageinfantsvintageinfants 4,537 Posts
    he realizes that it's earth he's been on the whole time.
  • bluesnagbluesnag 1,285 Posts
    The Ewoks dance around to a stupid song.

    Except in the special edition, where they dance around to an even stupider song.

    Nub Nub > that other shitty song.
  • bluesnagbluesnag 1,285 Posts
    The sun comes up, the quarterback quits the football team, and they all drive off for Aerosmith tickets.
  • PunditPundit 438 Posts
    bruce willis is dead
  • vintageinfantsvintageinfants 4,537 Posts
    the kid steps out of his stubborn ways and decides to perform the song his guitarist and keyboardist wrote. people seem to like it.
  • WoimsahWoimsah 1,734 Posts
    When the package is delivered to the three of them in the desert, it's his wife's head in the box.
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    The Von Trapps escape from the Nazis.

    Sounder gets shot.

    Linda Blair meets Johnny, who turns out to be a toilet plunger.
  • Controller_7Controller_7 4,052 Posts
    Pundit said:
    bruce willis is dead

    there was a thread a few years ago and I don't even remember the topic, but someone mentioned the ending to the sixth sense and some poaster was pissed. Something like "ayyooooo. how about a spoiler alert."

    Very humorous.


    I hate spoilers. I don't understand the joy people get out of ruining something for someone when they will never see that person or know that they ruined something for them.
  • SunfadeSunfade 799 Posts
    Turbo and Ozone finally succumb to the Broadway commercialization of break dancing.
  • bandagekillsbandagekills 65 Posts
    Rosebud was the fucking sled.
  • magpaulmagpaul 1,314 Posts
    Harrison Ford is a replicant.
  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    he pulls out and shoots all over her face
  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    nzshadow said:
    he pulls out and shoots all over her face

    i lol'ed
  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
  • vintageinfantsvintageinfants 4,537 Posts
    joe dick shoots himself in the head in front of the venue
  • white_teawhite_tea 3,262 Posts
    Utah slaps the bracelets on Bodhi in Australia but releases him so he can surf absolutely the biggest waves I have ever seen!

    Staying with Bigelow, he realizes that Iraq, or the warzone in general, is his home. F--- shopping for breakfast cereal in the safe confines of the U.S.A.
  • PunditPundit 438 Posts
    dude stands in the car park and a big fucking storm is on the horizon
  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    i like trying to figure out what the movie is based on the ending.

    Here's a few: Donald Sutherland edition.

    The child in the red is not his daughter; it's a homicidal dwarf.

    He's been podded.

    He's killed by one of his men but is avenged by his daughter.
  • vintageinfantsvintageinfants 4,537 Posts
    with his dying breath, he hands him the pin to a grenade.
  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    The housekeeper discovers precious stones in the kids marble bag, sloth moves in with chunk and the pirate ship sails away on the horizon

    The marshall is actually a patient on the island, the entire movie is an elaborate psycological experiment

    they never find Animal Chin but his ramp shreds

    the video game is actually an intergalactic recruitment tool, Alex saves the star system and returns to pick up Maggie who joins him in space
  • PunditPundit 438 Posts
    the drunken idiots actually chop his little finger off but old mate has had such a crappy night at work he doesn't care, he just grabs that money and bails the fuck out of there.
  • vintageinfantsvintageinfants 4,537 Posts
    kyle concentrates on keeping his fingers spread while bugaloo is in a club getting revenge on birdie for years of torture.
  • vintageinfantsvintageinfants 4,537 Posts
    nzshadow said:
    The housekeeper discovers precious stones in the kids marble bag, sloth moves in with chunk and the pirate ship sails away on the horizon

    The marshall is actually a patient on the island, the entire movie is an elaborate psycological experiment

    they never find Animal Chin but his ramp shreds

    the video game is actually an intergalactic recruitment tool, Alex saves the star system and returns to pick up Maggie who joins him in space

  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    Ted dies upside down, the head vampire is actually the moms date, and Grandpa knew all along.

    bunus: Death by stereo.


    Nancy dies, the nun is Freddies mother

    Bunus: Welcome to primetime bitch.


    The friend was right, all the victims come back to life to tell David to an hero, he doesnt listen and is gunned down by the fuzz, dying back in human form in his girls arms.

    Bunus: Warren Zevon
  • fishmongerfunkfishmongerfunk 4,154 Posts
    it was don barzini all along, tattalgia was just a pimp.

    it's not the genuine maltese falcon, but a fake.

    high on adrenaline, popeye doyle shoots his fellow officer and the frog escapes from the warehouse

    steve wiebe eventually overtakes billy mitchell for highest donkey kong score and the people from twin galaxies apologize.
  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,471 Posts
    Jack freezes to death in the hedge maze.

    Lone Starr is a bona fide prince, so he can marry Vespa!

    Tim Curry's diner holdup attempt goes awry, but he still gets to keep the patrons' wallets.

    Sigourney Weaver gets away in an escape pod.

    The killer is actually two people: Matthew Lillard and Skeet Ulrich.

    The pet of Catherine O'Hara and Eugene Levy wins the titular award.
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