I Would Kick Her/Him Out of Bed for Liking ______
bassie
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From the State of the Strut thread
Ha! And here I am thinking, it's the music snobs that turn me off!
And then I saw this:
DATING DIARIES
Ethan and Zoe
Ethan is a 33-year-old music-industry executive who lives in Little Portugal. He describes his style as ???yuppie hipster??? and says he is ???pleasant to be around, always up for adventures or a party.??? He likes to ???eat shitty food and buy records??? in his free time. He met Zoe at a dinner party.
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Zoe was cool and seemed a bit wild and crazy (in a good way) when we met, so I got her number and kept in touch with her. We were texting back and forth one Friday night, not about anything in particular. I had a show to go to, so I asked her if she wanted to meet up afterwards. I had just gotten out of a serious, long-term relationship, and I???d heard through the grapevine that she had, too.
At her suggestion, I went to her place around 1:30 in the morning, after I???d hung out with the band a bit after the show. My work keeps me out pretty late, and I???m out of town a lot, so finding an understanding girl can be a challenge. When I got there, she pulled out a bottle of cheap wine and poured us a couple of glasses. Her kitchen was filthy, full of dirty dishes, but the glasses were clean. She seemed really cute; she had a natural and relaxed look and was very pretty. We sat outside on the stoop and drank and talked until it got chilly, then went in the house and, later, to her room.
I???d say the conversation flowed pretty well. She was funny and smart, and we had a lot to say to each other, so I didn???t have to dig too much. We talked about books we liked, the records that we grew up loving, how we like to listen to music, and Toronto???s citizens??? current fascination with foodies. We also talked about where we saw ourselves in five to 10 years. She???s a bit younger than me, and I could tell she wasn???t as sure of herself and her future as I am.
She put on a Doors record. I fucking hate The Doors, and immediately lost a little respect for her. I???d lose respect for anyone who thought The Doors are a cool band to like. I excused myself to consider my options and went to the bathroom. That really made my decision to leave easy. Her bedroom was messy, but the bathroom was like a crime scene???stains on the floor, which was covered in hair of varying lengths, and an overflowing garbage can. It really looked like it had never been cleaned.
I went back to Zoe???s room to wrap things up. She took this as a sign to try to seal the deal and started trying to make out with me. I backed away, and told her I didn???t want to ruin our friendship. It was an obvious lie, but I was drunk and not very sharp, and she called me on it. I just left as quickly as possible; it was about as close to running off into the night as I could get. I haven???t heard from her since, for some reason.
Ethan rates his date (out of 10): 6
http://www.thegridto.com/timewasters/dating-diaries/ethan-and-zoe/
I love breaks and never understood how dudes could supposedly be into rap and raers but then act like they hate breaks. Makes no sense to me.
Breaks are great... it's the Timmy Dig Alot baggage that comes with it that turns serious music snobs off.
Ha! And here I am thinking, it's the music snobs that turn me off!
And then I saw this:
DATING DIARIES
Ethan and Zoe
Ethan is a 33-year-old music-industry executive who lives in Little Portugal. He describes his style as ???yuppie hipster??? and says he is ???pleasant to be around, always up for adventures or a party.??? He likes to ???eat shitty food and buy records??? in his free time. He met Zoe at a dinner party.
____________
Zoe was cool and seemed a bit wild and crazy (in a good way) when we met, so I got her number and kept in touch with her. We were texting back and forth one Friday night, not about anything in particular. I had a show to go to, so I asked her if she wanted to meet up afterwards. I had just gotten out of a serious, long-term relationship, and I???d heard through the grapevine that she had, too.
At her suggestion, I went to her place around 1:30 in the morning, after I???d hung out with the band a bit after the show. My work keeps me out pretty late, and I???m out of town a lot, so finding an understanding girl can be a challenge. When I got there, she pulled out a bottle of cheap wine and poured us a couple of glasses. Her kitchen was filthy, full of dirty dishes, but the glasses were clean. She seemed really cute; she had a natural and relaxed look and was very pretty. We sat outside on the stoop and drank and talked until it got chilly, then went in the house and, later, to her room.
I???d say the conversation flowed pretty well. She was funny and smart, and we had a lot to say to each other, so I didn???t have to dig too much. We talked about books we liked, the records that we grew up loving, how we like to listen to music, and Toronto???s citizens??? current fascination with foodies. We also talked about where we saw ourselves in five to 10 years. She???s a bit younger than me, and I could tell she wasn???t as sure of herself and her future as I am.
She put on a Doors record. I fucking hate The Doors, and immediately lost a little respect for her. I???d lose respect for anyone who thought The Doors are a cool band to like. I excused myself to consider my options and went to the bathroom. That really made my decision to leave easy. Her bedroom was messy, but the bathroom was like a crime scene???stains on the floor, which was covered in hair of varying lengths, and an overflowing garbage can. It really looked like it had never been cleaned.
I went back to Zoe???s room to wrap things up. She took this as a sign to try to seal the deal and started trying to make out with me. I backed away, and told her I didn???t want to ruin our friendship. It was an obvious lie, but I was drunk and not very sharp, and she called me on it. I just left as quickly as possible; it was about as close to running off into the night as I could get. I haven???t heard from her since, for some reason.
Ethan rates his date (out of 10): 6
http://www.thegridto.com/timewasters/dating-diaries/ethan-and-zoe/
Comments
Dude needs a drone attack asap.
Hahahaha, good call!
"Isn't Chelsea Handler funny?"
"Oh, man, look at the time...I've got to go do the thing with the stuff...."
She was like "this the ORIGINAL Wham that folks forgot about - they dont know anything about this!"
I still did the do.
I'd like to think I wouldn't even get to bed with some chick I would kick out for any reason; unless she like tried to shove a fist up my butt or something like that. In the case of excessive butt play, she would have to GTFOOTB.
Are you distracted by the sweet salsa jamz?
Old and getting exhausted from dancing beforehand?
So confused....
The only true "dealbreaker" for me is disgusting house conditions and stank, malodorous air. Luckily this hasn't happened yet.
Tunes wise, I don't think I could get with a chick that wants to play heavy metal. NOT Sabbath. Like, Slayer and Analcunt and Viking Skulls on the album cover and shit.
No, I can salsa dance alright. My problem with this particular chick's steez is her particular steez. It's like we get ourselves in the moment and then right before it's time to literally get naked, she's like hold up wait...she then throws on music, gets this stupidly contrived this-is-what-I-believe-romance-is-supposed-to-look-like demeanor about her and the dancing begins...and it absolutely kills it, believe me.
Actually, she ruined the moment one time doing the same thing by making me dance with her to D'Angelo's cover of Cruisin'. I've never had this sort of mood killing thing happen with anyone else. The way she tries to go about it is just so inorganic to the reality at hand and after a few times of this bs happening between us, I'll never go back to her well again because of it.
It's a shame for her too...because one, she's very hot and pretty darned cool otherwise. And two, she told me that other dudes have had the same sort of trouble performing with her. I haven't had a chance to tell her to stop trying to pull that pre-actual-sex-act-dancing crap on dudes, but if she ever gets around to asking me, now that I've figured it out...I will most definitely tell her, for her future benefit with other guys.
I can imagine the foreplay (I will give you a Jet Black Guy With a Hip Hi-fi pass):
Srs doe I had the 12" of Club Trop at my wedding, track slays. Acknowledge the Michael game.
Later this song was in Paul Blart Mall Cop.. which I thought was hilarious.
hahaha
She's like the Lattimer (The Program) of sex, but instead of war paint and steroids, she requires Latin gyration to psych herself up.
Seriously though, that SUCKS. I would've told her like the 2nd time. That sounds buttclenchingly awkward.
I'd hang out with someone who's a conservative, but I wouldn't fuck 'em with someone else's dick.
EDIT: Oh, you mean music? I would never, ever pass on the basis of someone's musical taste. Shit, I've had entire relationships that have been built on taking the piss out of each other's taste in music.
;blap:
In college I went home with a girl who put on "Sexual Healing" as a mood setter, which had the complete opposite effect on me. She was a wanna be actress and I think this was part of a "performance" thing for her, but all I could think is "she cannot be serious". We were 19 years old, we didn't need some middle aged quiet storm slow jamz to get in the mood. At least I didn't. Anyway, I fought thru it like a champ (or a horny kid) and got the job done that night, but I never hooked up with her again.
You sound white
It was long ago enough now and I was young so I don???t feel bad telling it. I guess this can go in embarrassing sex tales, too.
Not sure if it???s weird that as someone who goes through most of life with music on, I am not a fan of it as a mood setter or during the do. Circumstantial, sure. But deliberate sound tracking is goofy to me. Kinda like cue music in movies.
I???ve never liked The Roots very much. I already knew he was a fan, he already knew I wasn???t. It didn???t really cut his shine in my eyes; he had plenty other good things to compensate for that unfortunate shortcoming. Out of politeness, I hadn???t really stressed to what degree I didn???t like them and I suspect he had that arrogant, ???Maybe you need to hear it again, properly, to see how good it is really is??? attitude....so, he put them on. Things got heated quickly and the music faded into the background until we were in a particularly quiet and engaged moment when it came in loud and clear as a backpack full of clanging coins meant for the campus radio vending machine. I dismounted, took the needle off, resumed position and things continued as they should.
I am not having sex to The Roots.
I'm shocked that a woman doesn't want to have sex while The Seed is playing in the background
Halfdick.
You know how Batmon said Nina Simone is a boner killer? Cody Chestnutt is an industrial strength dehumidifier.
And yet I'm actually black. Shocking! I mean, word up my brother.
:oh_snap: