nope, i wish it were from something "reputable" like riding my bike and an impatient motorist cut me off or something.
basically, mary brennan was in town with some friends and we wanted to get drunk and watch the sox game. so we bought a bottle of jim beam (to split b/w mary and i). she had two drinks and i finished the REST of the bottle during the course of the sox game on saturday. then we left, and apparently i blacked out and hit the concrete.
coulda been much worse i'm sure, i feel pretty good...and obviously pretty stupid for getting like that. although once in a while it's still fun (minus my face on the sidewalk).
nope, i wish it were from something "reputable" like riding my bike and an impatient motorist cut me off or something.
basically, mary brennan was in town with some friends and we wanted to get drunk and watch the sox game. so we bought a bottle of jim beam (to split b/w mary and i). she had two drinks and i finished the REST of the bottle during the course of the sox game on saturday. then we left, and apparently i blacked out and hit the concrete.
coulda been much worse i'm sure, i feel pretty good...and obviously pretty stupid for getting like that. although once in a while it's still fun (minus my face on the sidewalk).
Oh shit!!!! That is awesome. High school style drunk, eh? I'm feelin' that.
brian hoekstra was staying at my place this weekend. he was at a show during the game mary's cousin had to pick him up (with me in the car). the dude must have thought i was nuts because i didn't remember anything at all after i blacked out, so i was asking him all kinds of questions in the morning.
brian hoekstra was staying at my place this weekend. he was at a show during the game mary's cousin had to pick him up (with me in the car). the dude must have thought i was nuts because i didn't remember anything at all after i blacked out, so i was asking him all kinds of questions in the morning.
ahahahahahah. That's okay, Brian's a bigger drunk than any of us. [Chuck Jackson] And that's saying a lot [/Chuck Jackson]
You know I may mot feel too good about the way the series has been going. But I scored a pair of seats and my old man and I are going to get to watch the astros play in the god damn world series tonight.
You know I may mot feel too good about the way the series has been going. But I scored a pair of seats and my old man and I are going to get to watch the astros lose[/b] the god damn world series tonight.
time to ban mark latency. we're the real motherfuckers. typing is so hot. it's secondary. i'm so drunk. fuck yall. pony keg. we king this shit like new york did in 19 motherfucking 80. beleve that that. chicago owns you bitches. no 2nd city here. we spin spiderholes around y'all. rito knows. even from italy and talking to dreas he know s the real shit from bobby bland to john mayer. fuckers. so what i'm gone. we won the world series. who were the illest with the linguistics? fuckin james and terry. who brought you that face melting shit? chicago bitches. who is releasing the funk and soul book that will make soulstrut, fryers, and any other thing you will ever find in this fuckin world? you better believe motherfucking chicago is bringing it. And with love. So you better respect our game.
ok I'm gone. but chicago brought the broom to where you didn't believe that we can pull out the broom.
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I been wearing the Astros hat all year
saying
is that Meaty? haha
my face literally started melting...
damn what happened?
-samu
whoa!! Is that after the bike accident? Real headz want to know.
RITO JR. ????
basically, mary brennan was in town with some friends and we wanted to get drunk and watch the sox game. so we bought a bottle of jim beam (to split b/w mary and i). she had two drinks and i finished the REST of the bottle during the course of the sox game on saturday. then we left, and apparently i blacked out and hit the concrete.
coulda been much worse i'm sure, i feel pretty good...and obviously pretty stupid for getting like that. although once in a while it's still fun (minus my face on the sidewalk).
Oh shit!!!! That is awesome. High school style drunk, eh? I'm feelin' that.
brian hoekstra was staying at my place this weekend. he was at a show during the game mary's cousin had to pick him up (with me in the car). the dude must have thought i was nuts because i didn't remember anything at all after i blacked out, so i was asking him all kinds of questions in the morning.
ahahahahahah. That's okay, Brian's a bigger drunk than any of us. [Chuck Jackson] And that's saying a lot [/Chuck Jackson]
aight mang...time to sleep finally. holler.
Uhh, Garcia vs. Backe for Game 4? CHECK.
Broom and dustpan with Sox logo? CHECK.
Pony keg readied for celebration? CHECK.
After we win this, every dude in Chicago will have a face like Dreas from the post-series excess.
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congrats, chitown
yes, they are #1
time to ban mark latency. we're the real motherfuckers. typing is so hot. it's secondary. i'm so drunk. fuck yall. pony keg. we king this shit like new york did in 19 motherfucking 80. beleve that that. chicago owns you bitches. no 2nd city here. we spin spiderholes around y'all. rito knows. even from italy and talking to dreas he know s the real shit from bobby bland to john mayer. fuckers. so what i'm gone. we won the world series. who were the illest with the linguistics? fuckin james and terry. who brought you that face melting shit? chicago bitches. who is releasing the funk and soul book that will make soulstrut, fryers, and any other thing you will ever find in this fuckin world? you better believe motherfucking chicago is bringing it. And with love. So you better respect our game.
ok I'm gone. but chicago brought the broom to where you didn't believe that we can pull out the broom.
SWEEEEEEP bitches. we messed with texas y'alll.
fuckers.
Boogie shoes, where's that ponie keg????
L00P_L00PA
lol
congrats man, sounds like a rockin' good time
looking forward to that book like it was a hot date
chitown is MAAAAD RADDD AND FANY
-M
Why?
Because I'm the only Astros fan anyone out here knows, so EVERYBODY has to say some schitt to me about the Series.
If I weren't an Astros fan, I think I would've really enjoyed watching the series. Very close, dramatic games.
Instead, I felt ill.