JimsterTwilight Zone/ Al Capone/ Rolling Stone/ Eva Perón 6,428 Posts
Yo mamma so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo mamma so fat, when she gets her shoes shined, she has to take their word for it.
Yo mamma uses a telegraph pole as a dildo.
Sideways.
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Yo mamma so fat, when she gets her shoes shined, she has to take their word for it.
Yo mamma uses a telegraph pole as a dildo.
Sideways.
Momma so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch....
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Show and prove, dammit....
I STAND BY MY SNAP. But considering I only had the one, it's more like The Singles.
Indeed. My meta-diss was entirely next level.
Your mom been around the block so much she gets a vote for the Sixth Man of the Year award
I have no idea if this is good or bad, but anyways.
A call back to another thread? Thats the whitest thing that has happened in this thread....
"Trying too hard" is kind of a bold claim from someone who used to call himself The Basketball Scientist.
b/w
Your mom is so fussy, she capitalizes "dozens."
Post yours, big mouth
1:30...
Sometimes, when you're having a shit day...you need some Spidermen to calm ya' down, pat you on the back and let you know 'he ain't worth it'...