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Moderators, can we get a ban?

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  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    Late at night, your mom drags her pivot foot up and down the Sunset Strip.
  • vintageinfantsvintageinfants 4,537 Posts
    ya moms got a chris mullin haircut with a tyrone hill smile.
  • JectWonJectWon (@_@) 1,654 Posts
    HarveyCanal said:
    Late at night, your mom drags her pivot foot up and down the Sunset Strip.

    Goddamn, I cannot stop laughing.
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    Your mom is the whale that swallowed Bison Dele.
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    Your mom deliberately threw Michael Ray Richardson 4 outside pitches and then told him to take a free base.
  • vintageinfantsvintageinfants 4,537 Posts
    your mom's liver got more spots dan "the tan" majerle's back.

    your mom's belly look like the back of vin baker's neck.

    your mom's cholesterol levels stay moving like blake griffin's hairline.
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    That's kinda cool that James Harden commemorates his date with your mom by wearing her muff on his face.
  • St. CorneliusSt. Cornelius 39 Posts
    james said:
    It seems notable that whenever this "ban" shit pops up, the people most deeply involved--the plaintiff, the defendant, the loudest voices in the chorus, etc.--are almost never people who are known on this board for their music-related contributions.

    I don't post much, sure, but thanks to these comments...

    james said:

    Yo, I heard your mom used to split nachos with Kurt Rambis.

    james said:
    I saw your mom on the Kiss Cam making out with a bucket of wings.

    Related: Back in high school, my man Nguyen from Vietnam was snapping on one of his dudes, and I can't remember the setup, but the payoff was something about dude's mom being nicknamed "Jumbo Tranh."

    ...you gave this stranger on the interwebs a really good laugh when he needed it. Thank you good sir.

    james said:
    I heard your mom washes dishes down at the cafeteria and talks about how she's "hittin' trays."

    although this one though
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    Your mom's so fat she wears Bill Walton's headband as an ankle bracelet.
  • JectWonJectWon (@_@) 1,654 Posts
    Your Mom's wants that D so bad, when I cut her off she goes straight Van Gundy on my leg...

  • vintageinfantsvintageinfants 4,537 Posts
    ya mama use her p***y-lips as a pivot foot
  • JectWonJectWon (@_@) 1,654 Posts
    vintageinfants said:
    ya mama use her p***y-lips as a pivot foot


    Ya Mom's pivot foot has a kickstand
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    Your mom tried to enter the skills competition but Kobe already got himself in trouble having a hotel maid suck him off.
  • JectWonJectWon (@_@) 1,654 Posts
    HarveyCanal said:
    Your mom's so fat she wears Bill Walton's headband as an ankle bracelet.

  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    Your mom went toe to toe with Bill Lambeer and he had to ask her why she's got 11 of them.
  • vintageinfantsvintageinfants 4,537 Posts
    your mom take up so many chairs mahmoud abdul-rauf had to stand up for the anthem
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    When your mom went out on a date with Charles Barkley and the fucking was about to start, she said she'd rather come off the bench.
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    Your mom's so greedy she took the part between Anthony Davis's eyebrows.
  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    I'd just like to contribute to this thread by posting the following recent picture of Steve Francis, who according to wikipedia is 37 years young, but looks like he is potentially aging in dog years

  • vintageinfantsvintageinfants 4,537 Posts
    Jonny_Paycheck said:
    I'd just like to contribute to this thread by posting the following recent picture of Steve Francis, who according to wikipedia is 37 years young, but looks like he is potentially aging in dog years


    homey looks like kuato from total recall. talmbout... "quaaaiiiid....... quaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiid"

    clothes like a teenager, face like an apple doll.
  • vintageinfantsvintageinfants 4,537 Posts
    your mom banned from sizzler for taking her "full court press" into overtime
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    Your mom wrapped Damon Stoudamire's weed in aluminum foil.
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    Your mom got with Glen Davis and gave birth to King Cake Baby.
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    Your mom's diaphragm has blocked more shots than Bill Russell.
  • vintageinfantsvintageinfants 4,537 Posts
    your mom so hairy she look like she got ben wallace and moochie norris in a headlock.
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    Your mom don't play horse. She plays donkey.



    Okay, that's it for me. That was fun.
  • vintageinfantsvintageinfants 4,537 Posts
    note to self: dont step to harv in a snap session.

    :game_over:
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    Ya hoe-ass mama so bald, Kurtis Blow came up with the hook for Shooting Basketball while jizzing on her head.
  • TheKindCromangTheKindCromang 1,463 Posts
    Your mom's turned out more players than Maryland
  • TheKindCromangTheKindCromang 1,463 Posts
    Your mom's fondled more balls than the Harlem Globetrotters
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