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  • vintageinfantsvintageinfants 4,537 Posts
    HarveyCanal said:
    james said:
    I saw your mom on the Kiss Cam making out with a bucket of wings.

    Related: Back in high school, my man Nguyen from Vietnam was snapping on one of his dudes, and I can't remember the setup, but the payoff was something about dude's mom being nicknamed "Jumbo Tranh."

    Funny, I played with a dude named Bin Tranh my freshman year.

    Your mom got a technical foul for her breath.

    FLAGRANT 2, SON.

    your moms's pant zipper looks like it's operating out of a 2-3 zone.
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    Your mom ran up and made out with Tree Rollins right after he bit Danny Ainge just to get her first taste of victory.
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    Your mom took a euro step while having you.
  • vintageinfantsvintageinfants 4,537 Posts
    your mom so old she used to carry around robert "the chief" parrish around in a papoose
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    Your mom's so fat she fucked around and got a triple double ice cream cone with sprinkles.
  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
    Your mom was moved to the NBDL for having three legs.
  • JectWonJectWon (@_@) 1,654 Posts
    Ya Moms on my dick like:

  • Controller_7Controller_7 4,052 Posts
    Your mom was so skilled at basketball that she successfully made many hoop goals.

    Am I doing it right?
  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
    HarveyCanal said:
    Your mom's so fat she fucked around and got a triple double ice cream cone with sprinkles.

    Your mom fought for that triple double ice cream cone with Pig Miller and Big Country Reeves and won.
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    Your mom would like to thank her psychiatrist.
  • vintageinfantsvintageinfants 4,537 Posts
    your moms's right guard done turned left.



    ol' girl is straight up uncivilized with that shit.
  • JectWonJectWon (@_@) 1,654 Posts
    vintageinfants said:
    your moms's right guard done turned left.



    ol' girl is straight up uncivilized with that shit.

    Fuck...that's good.
  • parallaxparallax no-style-having mf'er 1,266 Posts
    Your mom is wider than the Bucks' defense.
  • JectWonJectWon (@_@) 1,654 Posts
    Ya Mom smells like Gheorghe Mureșan....

  • JectWonJectWon (@_@) 1,654 Posts
    yuichi said:
    HarveyCanal said:
    Your mom's so fat she fucked around and got a triple double ice cream cone with sprinkles.

    Your mom fought for that triple double ice cream cone with Pig Miller and Big Country Reeves and won.

    BAN!
  • JectWonJectWon (@_@) 1,654 Posts
    Controller_7 said:
    Your mom was so skilled at basketball that she successfully made many hoop goals.

    Am I doing it right?

    Smooth and effortless, my man...keep up the solid work.
  • Controller_7Controller_7 4,052 Posts
    I heard your moms went down when confronted with some tenacious d.
  • vintageinfantsvintageinfants 4,537 Posts
    your mom played with more dudes than jimmy jackson.

    your mom look like mark eaton in a halter top.

    your mom went to go see hakeem olajuwon cause she heard he had "the dream shake"... talmbout 'make mine strawberry'.
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    Your mom leads the league in tear-away paternity suits.
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    Just like Mike, your mom has no defense for her Hitler 'stache.
  • jamesjames chicago 1,863 Posts
    I heard your mom washes dishes down at the cafeteria and talks about how she's "hittin' trays."
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    Your mom once got posted up by Mugsy Bogues.
  • jamesjames chicago 1,863 Posts
    I heard your dad was running around Detroit in some hot pants, talmbout "Mo' cheeks!"
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    Your mom still thinks she's the ball boy for the Seattle Supersonics.
  • jamesjames chicago 1,863 Posts
    I heard your mom stacks chairs for Bobby Knight.
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    Your mom is the only woman in America that Wilt Chamberlain has not claimed to have fucked.
  • Controller_7Controller_7 4,052 Posts
    After giving half the NBA crabs, your moms was called in for a press conference. When asked for a comment, all she said was "Yuichi?"

    No offense dude. Had to work it back in full circle.
  • jamesjames chicago 1,863 Posts
    Your mom's head is so big that her wig has a retractable roof.
  • JectWonJectWon (@_@) 1,654 Posts
    Ya moms' so trife when she strips the whole club reacts like the Louisville bench:

  • Controller_7Controller_7 4,052 Posts
    Your mom so fat, she the seven time champ of the ham dunk contest.
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