Would you stab someone for playing the Eagles?
DB_Cooper
Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
This woman would, and I have to side with her. Don Henley's very existence as a human being is one of the biggest Ls of the last millennium.
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But then I read this was her roommate...
I was 17, spending the summer in New Mexico.
Spent a lot of time hanging out with a guy who had 3 records.
One was the first Eagles, which was a new band we never heard of.
Loved it, Desperadoes, Tequila Sunrise and Take It Easy fit that summer perfectly.
If I had a roommate who played those today on repeat, and I had a knife... I would pack my bags and leave.
Hotel california though... murder-worthy.
HAS WITCHY WOMAN AS HIS RINGTONE FOR THE WIFE
I nominate Heartache Tonight as the most stab worthy Eagles song.
The good thing about Boston is their songs are instantly forgettable.
No stabbing from me.
At least in my court: justifiable homicide.
seriously though, having to sit through a full Sublime album awoke a kind of hatred I didn't even know existed inside me.
Logical conclusion:
....because the music that they constantly play
It says nothing to me about my life
Stab the blessed Eagles
Stab the Eagles, stab the Eagles, stab the Eagles
Stab the Eagles, stab the Eagles, stab the Eagles
Stab the Eagles, stab the Eagles, stab the Eagles
STAB the Eagles, stab the Eagles
...ad infinitum
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/09/16/former-music-exec-held-hostage-stabbed-in-la/2820307/
Eagles-related stabbings are trending.
I like how states will have different names for the same crime:
"criminal domestic violence of a high and aggravated nature." Seems like you could somehow simplify that charge's name.
When I was a kid I thought this song was about a guy and a woman who he thinks might be a witch. Perhaps she wore pointy hats, or black robes. something about her made her "witchy". The guy probably didn't know her name, so he just called her 'witchy woman'
speaking of which (pun maybe intended) there is a guy at work that dresses like a druid wizard. He wears long robes. White robes, tan robes, brown robes. He does not carry a staff or have a beard. It is unlike anything I have ever seen.
One of these days I'd like to just ask him, hey guy, whats up with the costume?
Or even better, I'd like to wear a robe to work and then start chasing him and casting spells in a loud voice. And if he doesn't cast any spells back i would call him a pussy.
and then i would get fired.
They both left for work really early except Saturdays and the renter started each and every day of those 14days with that Wonderwall song on repeat at FULL BLAST til he was ready to leave the house- so between two and five plays every day before 9am. By the fourth or fifth day I was trying to figure out ways to mess with him, including going into his room and taking the CD or cutting the cord. I didn't have the guts. And in retrospect, I may have wanted to smash his radio, but that song might have been the very thing that prevented him from smashing someone's face each day he spent out in the world.
Yeah, but bro... How much do you really like your job?
with a silver spoon
Great track.
Keep meaning to play this out (early in the set I guess) though due to these Eagles related stabings i might need to consider a stab proof vest.
My friend (a woman) threw a beer at the head of a DJ in Sydney a year or two ago for playing Cold Chisel at the end of an otherwise funk-heavy night.
One of the Faces of MOR.
Yes.
Also this