Why White Hipsters Are Wankers

mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
edited August 2005 in Strut Central
washingtonpost.comDeejay's Appeal: 'Kill The Whiteness Inside'In Brooklyn, a Club Following Feels the IronyBy Michelle GarciaWashington Post Staff WriterFriday, August 26, 2005; A03NEW YORK -- The dance floor throbs to the rapid thump-thump of the hip-hop beat. The deejay, Tha Pumpsta, leans against his booth, and a woman slides up from behind, grabs his narrow hips and rubs hard.Tha Pumpsta hops onto the crowded dance floor of guys in big T-shirts dangling from slight frames and ladies in short skirts and tasseled boots."Kill whitey!" yells Tha Pumpsta into the microphone as he bounces to the beat. "What . . . gonna . . . do dance . . ." he raps to the beat. "Kill whitey!"The kid by the bar busts out with a break-dancing move. Women drop their booties and the guys slide in close. Tha Pumpsta struts around in an all-white outfit from his headband to his high tops, shouting it again: " Kill whitey!"Tha Pumpsta, who happens be white, has built a following in the past few years by staging monthly "Kill Whitie" parties in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, for large groups of white hipsters. His proclaimed goal, in between spinning booty-bass, Miami-style frenetically danceable hip-hop records that are low on lyrical depth and high on raunchiness, is to "kill the whiteness inside."What that means, precisely, is debatable, but it has something to do with young white hipsters believing they can shed white privilege by parodying the black hip-hop life. In this way, they hope to escape their uptight conditioning and get in touch with the looser soul within them.Of course, it also follows a long line of white entertainers, including Elvis Presley, who sought to be cool by emulating black culture. But in doing so, he pioneered something. These newest hipsters aren't trying to be creative -- just ironic. And some think he might be mocking black people."I'm throwing this party, and it's obvious that I'm white and I'm kind of appropriating this culture but in an ironic way," said Tha Pumpsta, whose name is Jeremy Parker. The 25-year-old takes his Pumpsta moniker from his high-top sneakers. "Kinda poking fun at myself and my origins and white people in general," he said."I'm trying to kill the whiteness inside," Parker added, although his blue eyes, milk-white skin and blond hair might suggest he has some work ahead of him.A melanin-lacking hip-hop party might be a fact of demographics in a few corners of the United States. But in New York, where hip-hop was born in black and Latino neighborhoods, the all-white parody of black culture can strike a jarring note.A few months ago, 29-year-old Sharda Sekaran was hitting dance spots with friends when she stumbled into a Kill Whitie party. "There was a bunch of white people acting like a raunchy hip-hop video," she said. "I don't get why that wouldn't be a characterization of black people for the entertainment of themselves."Sekaran, a native New Yorker from a mixed-race family -- part black, part South Asian -- occasionally works as a deejay and knows all about hipster irony. "That doesn't make it any less disturbing," Sekaran said. "Their attitude is, 'It's our privilege to do this because we're in our own little clique, in our own little world.' "Booty bass is a product of the Miami hip-hop scene that fused throbbing bass with up-tempo dance beats. It was made popular in the 1980s by acts such as 2 Live Crew and 69 Boyz. These days white hipsters embrace the genre, along with many trends of that era, in a city where that strain of hip-hop is considered a foreign creation.The dance floor at the Williamsburg club is a pastiche of all that was hip and cool in the past 20 years, including faux hawks (mohawks with a buzz on each side), jelly shoes and short shorts. A few young women have permed-out hair and blue eye shadow a la Pat Benatar and vintage clothes a la "Sixteen Candles." As for the tights and boots combos? Think Madonna version 1.0.Bianca Casady, a multiply-pierced woman with a scalp divided between long dark hair and a buzz cut, grabs her female friend by the hips and shakes her like a blender. She steps outside, catches some fresh air and talks about the party."It's about being nasty, people come to grind on each other," said Casady, 23. "It's like friends being sexual with each other."Casady was raised in Santa Barbara, Calif., but quickly notes her worldliness by listing the cities where she has lived along the trail to Brooklyn. A regular Kill Whitie partygoer, she tried the conventional (that is, non-hipster) hip-hop clubs but found the men "really hard-core." In this vastly whiter scene, Casady said that "it's a safe environment to be freaky."Tha Pumpsta also moved here from somewhere else -- Cobb County, Ga. He said he admired Martin Luther King Jr. and, at age 15, decided to promote racial understanding by printing T-shirts with black and white interlocking fingers. He keeps one of the shirts stuffed in his closet.Booty bass entered his life in a big way when he wandered into Freaknik, the annual spring break blowout for thousands of African American students. He came to see himself as part of post-racial Generation Y, for whom whiteness was an outmoded, oppressive idea.In his hipster world, the credo is to use irony to make light of anything "sacred."So Tha Pumpsta started throwing Kill Whitie parties about four years ago, piggybacking on the hipster colonization of a swath of the Williamsburg neighborhood on the border between the Hasidic Jewish and Puerto Rican neighborhoods. There's nothing subtle about his advertising.His street fliers come emblazoned with the words "Kill Whitie" across a woman's backside. Another flier offers free admission to anyone with a bucket of fried chicken.For Veronica Green, who is white, the irony thing just doesn't cut it. She stood outside the club dressed in a flowing orange and yellow summer dress puffing on cigarettes."You wouldn't see this in Atlantic City," Green said, scowling at a white crew of hip-hop poseurs. "You have a lot of black bars and white bars and a lot of diversity. Here, it's white kids dancing to hip-hop."Step back inside the club, and the pace ramps down from an amphetamine-like rate as Tha Pumpsta spins some old school hip-hop and latter-day classics. The dance floor eases into the rap of Brooklyn-born rapper Notorious B.I.G.So what's the point of all these white hipster kids trying to imitate black hip-hop?Direct this question to Mark Grubstein, a 36-year-old artist, and he says the Kill Whitie parties speak to something inside of him. "I make art about that, that's my life," he said. "It's based on the idea that things that are funny are the deepest."He shrugs."If you don't see it's funny," he said, "I can't help you."
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  • Good grief.

  • BrianBrian 7,618 Posts
    vitamin go to this shit?

  • If I had to describe my own idea of hell it would be a tossup between the Kill Whitey party and Burning Man.

  • dayday 9,611 Posts
    Holy fuck that makes me want to fly out there and bash that guy's face in.





    Yo, I'll kill you, whitey.

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    Williamsburg.

    I'm saying.

  • ayresayres 1,452 Posts
    the worst part of this is that this is the club where Cosmo and I play on Fridays. the owner thinks we are being ironic when we play g-unit

  • BrianBrian 7,618 Posts
    im suprised no one bodied that mufuckah yet

  • dayday 9,611 Posts
    His street fliers come emblazoned with the words "Kill Whitie" across a woman's backside. Another flier offers free admission to anyone with a bucket of fried chicken.



    "yo we're here to kill whitey"








  • parenparen 537 Posts
    it's a safe environment to be freaky
    it's a safe environment to be freaky
    it's a safe environment to be freaky
    fuck everyone.

  • BrianBrian 7,618 Posts
    honestly, this shit got me angry after i read it and i don't even remember the last time i got angry after reading something

  • dude is a good friend of mine

  • dayday 9,611 Posts
    dude is a good friend of mine

    why

  • i like idiots, look i'm on soulstrut

  • dayday 9,611 Posts
    i like idiots, look i'm on soulstrut



    touche





    Honestly though, that's above and beyond "irony" and into some blackface 2005 territory.

  • parenparen 537 Posts
    honestly, this is the single wackest dj-related shit i've ever glimpsed. ? nah....

  • i'm his promoter also

  • His street fliers come emblazoned with the words "Kill Whitie" across a woman's backside. Another flier offers free admission to anyone with a bucket of fried chicken.

    "yo we're here to kill whitey"



    ha ha look at hell rell (no homo) being all ironic with that with that gilligan the crack hustla lid... thats what's really good...


  • flunkflunk 230 Posts
    His street fliers come emblazoned with the words "Kill Whitie" across a woman's backside. Another flier offers free admission to anyone with a bucket of fried chicken.

    "yo we're here to kill whitey"










    shit....everyone who really knows huntin', knows you can't be wearin that sissy shit and expect to catch a kill.






    flunk
    .....for all those who wanna profile and pose



    shit comes off latent

  • BsidesBsides 4,244 Posts
    i'm his promoter also

    im not all that surprised.

    But isnt everyone sick of irony yet? OH well, props to rape donkeys anyway for cashing in on this dumb shit.


  • GuzzoGuzzo 8,611 Posts
    all I got to say to this is that this site is full of white liberal guilt and some hypocrites.



    Have fun showing your shock and disapproval at this.



    Really though, some of y'all need to check your "I'm offended cards" at the door



    I'm sure there is going to be some "fuck it this is guzzo just being reactionary" type response to this, but I am incredibly serious.



    Right now I've never been more ashamed to call some of you people my friends or equals, and your reactions truly sicken me. I'm more dissapointed in your selective times to be offended than I am at the story Oliver posted and I am not joking in any way.



    -Adam

  • all I got to say to this is that this site is full of white liberal guilt and some hypocrites.

    Have fun showing your shock and disapproval at this.

    Really though, some of y'all need to check your "I'm offended cards at the door"

    Right now I've never been more ashamed to call some of you people my friends or equals, and your reactions truly sicken me. I'm more dissapointed in your selective times to be offended than I am at the story Oliver posted and I am not joking in any way.

    -Adam


    I resent the label "liberal"

  • parenparen 537 Posts
    all I got to say to this is that this site is full of white liberal guilt and some hypocrites.



    Have fun showing your shock and disapproval at this.



    Really though, some of y'all need to check your "I'm offended cards at the door"



    Right now I've never been more ashamed to call some of you people my friends or equals, and your reactions truly sicken me. I'm more dissapointed in your selective times to be offended than I am at the story Oliver posted and I am not joking in any way.



    -Adam



    dear adam,



    I think you meant to end quote after offended ("i'm offended" cards).



    incidentally, the theme of this night is fucking absurd.





    italic for days!

  • ay caramba

  • GuzzoGuzzo 8,611 Posts




    dear adam,



    edit:



    I think you meant to end quote after cards ("i'm offended cards").



    incidentally, the theme of this night is fucking absurd.





    italic for days!



    Thank you it's now fixed, and I am incrediblty serious about this.



    Some of you people need to really reflect on your values if you pick this as offensive but not some of the other stuff thats gone on/ been mentioned here in the last few days.



  • Some of you people need to really reflect on your values if you pick this as offensive but not some of the other stuff thats gone on/ been mentioned here in the last few days.




  • FlomotionFlomotion 2,391 Posts
    Come on, get over it. It's hipster party with a really dumb name not a fuckin' Klan meet. Old Michelle Garcia has worked very hard to inject a massive sense of outrage into this pretty thin piece about a party which is barely worthy of a mention let alone all this righteous indignation.





    Guzzo is pretty much alone here in having a sense of perspective on all this misplaced soul searching.

  • bobbydeebobbydee 849 Posts
    ok so this is indeed, the lamest thing i have ever heard of. But a little voice inside my head says that at least he's being upfront about appropriating blackness. thats gotta count for something

  • flunkflunk 230 Posts
    all I got to say to this is that this site is full of white liberal guilt and some hypocrites.

    Have fun showing your shock and disapproval at this.

    Really though, some of y'all need to check your "I'm offended cards" at the door

    I'm sure there is going to be some "fuck it this is guzzo just being reactionary" type response to this, but I am incredibly serious.

    Right now I've never been more ashamed to call some of you people my friends or equals, and your reactions truly sicken me. I'm more dissapointed in your selective times to be offended than I am at the story Oliver posted and I am not joking in any way.

    -Adam

    All I've heard so far is some guy saying some shit, on some site, somewhere......who gives a shit, who's getting offended, did i miss something?

    >insert emotional greamlin here

    fairyhugger

  • Come on, get over it. It's hipster party with a really dumb name not a fuckin' Klan meet. Old Michelle Garcia has worked very hard to inject a massive sense of outrage into this pretty thin piece about a party which is barely worthy of a mention let alone all this righteous indignation.

    Yeah dude, you're right. That party is so irrelevant to anything that really matters that we shouldn't even be wasting our brain cells talking about it. Except it's kind of fun.



  • Guzzo is pretty much alone here in having a sense of perspective on all this misplaced soul searching.

    You wouldn't happen to be an alter-ego, would you?
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