www.drnatura.com crink posted this site(in jest i think) about a year ago, i checked it out, shared it with a friend, and we both decided to try "the program". my shits have never been better in my life!!!!! i can fully this program.
Girl at work says she does 1 (ONE) a week (WEEK). She looks like a Tweaker though (I love that word, I can't wait for Crystal Meth to take off in my neck of the woods).
But surely one dump is not enough? Even if it does resemble the Kursk?
Girl at work says she does 1 (ONE) a week (WEEK). She looks like a Tweaker though (I love that word, I can't wait for Crystal Meth to take off in my neck of the woods).
But surely one dump is not enough? Even if it does resemble the Kursk?
my friend in high school used to only shit once or twice a week. she was thick. it seemed really unhealthy to me.
i shit in the club last week before i got on. i was so stoned & just had some iced coffee w/soymilk. it was like giving birth to a family-size pot of beef stew. luckily there was one of those bathroom dudes in the mensroom. blocked the door. fresh towels. lotion. and a mint. i gave him $10. shoulda gave him $20, but im broke.
I'm down with the no-readers. I'm in there to do my business, not hang around. My lankiness must be due to the fact that i'm a strong strong dumper. Input-Output.
Big_Stacks"I don't worry about hittin' power, cause I don't give 'em nuttin' to hit." 4,670 Posts
Hey,
Pardon me for adding on to this old thread. I'm curious, how many cats get embarassed when you're pissin' at the urinal, and some dude is in the stall goin' to town shittin' (farting, droppin' bombs like "Boom", and sighin' with pleasure on the release "Uh, aaaaah")? Sometimes, it seems like dudes get a little too comfortable up in the public bathroom. All that "aaah" shit is for home turf dumpin'!!! I feel a little embarassed for those dudes. I try to finish up and leave the bathroom before they finish, so they won't know somebody heard that shit (plus, it stanks like a muthafucka too). Plus, it's odd to see that one of your colleagues was fartin', "ahhing", and droppin' fonky-ass stank bombs!!!
When I have one of those "violent milk shits" comin' (Black folks tend toward lactose intolerance), I look under the stall for feet in the bathroom before I let 'em rip!!! This morning, I had one of those monster "day after eatin' some hot wings" shits (cause I had some wings last night at a neighborhood bar), and it felt like I was shittin' fiyah!!! Hot goin' in, and hot goin' out!!!
Pardon me for adding on to this old thread. I'm curious, how many cats get embarassed when you're pissin' at the urinal, and some dude is in the stall goin' to town shittin' (farting, droppin' bombs like "Boom", and sighin' with pleasure on the release "Uh, aaaaah")? Sometimes, it seems like dudes get a little too comfortable up in the public bathroom. All that "aaah" shit is for home turf dumpin'!!! I feel a little embarassed for those dudes. I try to finish up and leave the bathroom before they finish, so they won't know somebody heard that shit (plus, it stanks like a muthafucka too). Plus, it's odd to see that one of your colleagues was fartin', "ahhing", and droppin' fonky-ass stank bombs!!!
When I have one of those "violent milk shits" comin' (Black folks tend toward lactose intolerance), I look under the stall for feet in the bathroom before I let 'em rip!!! This morning, I had one of those monster "day after eatin' some hot wings" shits (cause I had some wings last night at a neighborhood bar), and it felt like I was shittin' fiyah!!! Hot goin' in, and hot goin' out!!!
Peace,
Big Stacks from Kakalak
Ha ha I have issues with loud dumping in public places. Having said that, our new office has no urinals, only a row of cubicles. Sometimes I'll go in there for a piss and every single cubicle will be locked and the room is filled with a strange silence. You can almost sense all the guys in the stalls desperately holding on to their turtle heads while hoping that the other stalls will wipe up and walkaway.
When I have one of those "violent milk shits" comin' (Black folks tend toward lactose intolerance), I look under the stall for feet in the bathroom before I let 'em rip!!! This morning, I had one of those monster "day after eatin' some hot wings" shits (cause I had some wings last night at a neighborhood bar), and it felt like I was shittin' fiyah!!! Hot goin' in, and hot goin' out!!!
Me and a friend went to the iHOP for a 12 AM nightcap. Tasted good, but without getting specific, I paid the physical price this morning! WHOO!
Ha ha I have issues with loud dumping in public places. Having said that, our new office has no urinals, only a row of cubicles. Sometimes I'll go in there for a piss and every single cubicle will be locked and the room is filled with a strange silence. You can almost sense all the guys in the stalls desperately holding on to their turtle heads while hoping that the other stalls will wipe up and walkaway.
Fuck that "holding on" shit...public or private, this is THE BATHROOM. Stink bombs are what this room was meant for. This ain't no place to be "polite." If you feel even a teeny tiny fart coming on within them tile walls, don't apologize! Y'all act like you're out in the open!
Big_Stacks"I don't worry about hittin' power, cause I don't give 'em nuttin' to hit." 4,670 Posts
www.drnatura.com crink posted this site(in jest i think) about a year ago, i checked it out, shared it with a friend, and we both decided to try "the program". my shits have never been better in my life!!!!! i can fully this program.
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Rubbing till the paper stays bright red...
I'm gonna havfe some troubles when I get older.
Peace...
FNM
Huh. Around here, we refer to it as shpooking. It's along the same lines as a shart.
Either way, the best thing to do is clean up, and
Check the date its from 2005. That dude was funny though.
What's up with that? It can't be the food because it doesn't have time to digest.
How big are your stacks/spliffs?
Does your motion flo?
My flatulence is funky!
crink posted this site(in jest i think) about a year ago, i checked it out, shared it with a friend, and we both decided to try "the program".
my shits have never been better in my life!!!!!
i can fully
One at night before I shower, either playing Nintendo DS or reading a book
01 30 PM
10 minutes after dinner
my shit is like clockwork
Girl at work says she does 1 (ONE) a week (WEEK). She looks like a Tweaker though (I love that word, I can't wait for Crystal Meth to take off in my neck of the woods).
But surely one dump is not enough? Even if it does resemble the Kursk?
my friend in high school used to only shit once or twice a week. she was thick. it seemed really unhealthy to me.
I'm in there to do my business, not hang around.
My lankiness must be due to the fact that i'm a strong strong dumper.
Input-Output.
Pardon me for adding on to this old thread. I'm curious, how many cats get embarassed when you're pissin' at the urinal, and some dude is in the stall goin' to town shittin' (farting, droppin' bombs like "Boom", and sighin' with pleasure on the release "Uh, aaaaah")? Sometimes, it seems like dudes get a little too comfortable up in the public bathroom. All that "aaah" shit is for home turf dumpin'!!! I feel a little embarassed for those dudes. I try to finish up and leave the bathroom before they finish, so they won't know somebody heard that shit (plus, it stanks like a muthafucka too). Plus, it's odd to see that one of your colleagues was fartin', "ahhing", and droppin' fonky-ass stank bombs!!!
When I have one of those "violent milk shits" comin' (Black folks tend toward lactose intolerance), I look under the stall for feet in the bathroom before I let 'em rip!!! This morning, I had one of those monster "day after eatin' some hot wings" shits (cause I had some wings last night at a neighborhood bar), and it felt like I was shittin' fiyah!!! Hot goin' in, and hot goin' out!!!
Peace,
Big Stacks from Kakalak
wait, why are morther fuckers SHITTING ON THE SEAT???
Just for a picutre? Not worth it imo.
Thats my word, knowledgegod.
Ha ha I have issues with loud dumping in public places. Having said that, our new office has no urinals, only a row of cubicles. Sometimes I'll go in there for a piss and every single cubicle will be locked and the room is filled with a strange silence. You can almost sense all the guys in the stalls desperately holding on to their turtle heads while hoping that the other stalls will wipe up and walkaway.
English reserve in full effect.
Me and a friend went to the iHOP for a 12 AM nightcap. Tasted good, but without getting specific, I paid the physical price this morning! WHOO!
Fuck that "holding on" shit...public or private, this is THE BATHROOM. Stink bombs are what this room was meant for. This ain't no place to be "polite." If you feel even a teeny tiny fart coming on within them tile walls, don't apologize! Y'all act like you're out in the open!
Peace,
Big Stacks from Kakalak
the iphone has revolutionized my craps.
2010 UPDATE:
still on it and shit's lovely.
I know someone who plays Yahtzee(on his iphone) when he's on the throne. Sometimes I get random texts that say, "Yahtzeeeee!!!"