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THIS POST IS FOR PEOPLE WHO SHIT TWICE A DAY

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  • eliseelise 3,252 Posts
    ithrone?
  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,903 Posts
    If i only shit twice a day its a slow day.

    the iphone has revolutionized my craps.

    I know someone who plays Yahtzee(on his iphone) when he's on the throne. Sometimes I get random texts that say, "Yahtzeeeee!!!"


    FUKKIN' BRILLIANT
  • MurdockMurdock 542 Posts
    i play battleship. on my phone.
  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    angry birds and sneezies.
  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,903 Posts
    I play Zombie Smash while taking a smash...
  • JUDJUD 82 Posts
    Fatback said:
    i shit in the club last week before i got on. i was so stoned & just had some iced coffee w/soymilk. it was like giving birth to a family-size pot of beef stew. luckily there was one of those bathroom dudes in the mensroom. blocked the door. fresh towels. lotion. and a mint. i gave him $10. shoulda gave him $20, but im broke.

    He lotioned your ass for you? I'd have given him $30.
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