Facebook Pet Peeves
jaymack
5,199 Posts
been snowed in a lot lately, so ive been checking my facebook more than usual, and man can that news feed show you how ignorant or annoying the people you know really are. been removing people from my wall and here's some:
- the chick or guy that has a new relationship every month, and they have to let everyone know. it always starts with "i hope this feeling lasts forever" and ends with "i give up"
-25+older dudes posting emo Drake quotes, always looking for the one for them
-the amateur photographer that is constantly putting up terrible pictures of their unattractive kids
-the people that only post about partying
-the girls that are always being hated on by HATERZ. again these people are 25+older
-the young mother that just had a kid and drops knowledge gems like shes raised 6 kids and has been thru it all.
remove from wall
remove from wall
remove from wall
- the chick or guy that has a new relationship every month, and they have to let everyone know. it always starts with "i hope this feeling lasts forever" and ends with "i give up"
-25+older dudes posting emo Drake quotes, always looking for the one for them
-the amateur photographer that is constantly putting up terrible pictures of their unattractive kids
-the people that only post about partying
-the girls that are always being hated on by HATERZ. again these people are 25+older
-the young mother that just had a kid and drops knowledge gems like shes raised 6 kids and has been thru it all.
remove from wall
remove from wall
remove from wall
Comments
YOU ARE A GROWN ASS PERSON, GO READ A KINDLE OR SOMETHING!
if you post your whole days schedule every single day, your out
i had someone that did this. (shes 32)
Just woke up, more snow, shovelin,
yoga, coffee with tootie. 3 appts then tanning
and dinner with shmucky, visit dad, drinks
wooooo lmao
Dood. Facebook isn't for people you like.
*poke*
"head hurts and i don't want to get out of bed! someone bring me some orange pekoke and listen to Robert smith with me! LOL!"
-"how did my cellphone bill come in at $250?!?! FML! I need another job, some chai tea and watch mr and mrs smith!"
-"can't find my cellphone! send me your numbers folks! you can reach me on facebook. ill be in bed with a pot of organic green tea and listening to the smiths."
I think I'm still in a poke war with my friend. And she said she would win. Ha.
"removes incompletejigsaw from news feed"
Wash yo ass.
:lol: :down:
- farmville invites
- when the same person has to comment on every wall post you post on a mutual friend's because it appears in their feed
- tagging you to get your attention
uh oh did you recently quote a scene from Grandma's Boy?
hah
-notes that are long and profound but would've been more meaningful had it been just two paragraphs long.
-people liking their own statuses in the hope that others would like it.
-seeing all the horndogs come out of nowhere when they realize their crush has changed their relationship status to "single."
i dont like how people that ARENT your friend can tag someone that IS your friend and the picture full of strangers, or snowy driveway, shows up on your feed
Um.....it was the Magnificent Seven. Not funny.
Samantha Elise *********
I want pickles.
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my peeves are the people that are constantly bothering me with their nonsense. youve never cluttered the news feed with corny stuff. im talking about people I KNOW have never read a full book, yet seem to have all the wisdom and guidance with their fortune cookie quotes.
im a fan of your FB activities!
I have neeeeeeds!
or people who are constantly inundating the news feed with netflix reviews. ugh, i get it..... YOU LIKE MOVIES. sheesh.
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