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vintageinfants
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considering it's basically never mentioned on this board, im a little gunshy posting this.... ['you sound white'-related]
does anyone up in this bitch ever bomb the links?
what are the best courses in your region? where are you a member? what clubs do you use? do you spend time thinking of ways to make golf "fashion" less lame? what's yo handicap?
am i one step away from bribing kids with werther's originals to listen to my 'good ol days' stories or doest thou ride?
does anyone up in this bitch ever bomb the links?
what are the best courses in your region? where are you a member? what clubs do you use? do you spend time thinking of ways to make golf "fashion" less lame? what's yo handicap?
am i one step away from bribing kids with werther's originals to listen to my 'good ol days' stories or doest thou ride?
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I'm not a member anywhere, but growing up my dad belonged to a spot out in Calabassas which was a pretty nice course. I did play Pebble and Spyglass when I was 13 or 14 (friends birthday present was a round at each, he took me along), which kind of ruled. Can't say much tops that.
You sound like you wear No Fear shirts.
And you'll suck so bad that you'll soon quit.
This.
I used to play a lot as a teenager, borrowed uncle's "Garage" set, sneaking onto the local course about 4AM in the Summer with my mates and getting 9 holes in before it opened. Iron Maiden on the walkman.
Never stuck at it, but it seems everyone on the close where I live now plays regularly, so we have an annual tournament and street party afterwards. I won last year because they gave me a generous handicap. Never been around less than 100, though, so rest easy.
I can spank one off the tee, though :pasue:
two weeks ago i copped the new Nike slingshot irons and I've fallen in love with the game all over again. this past weekend I shot the best round of my life at 81, so if you ask me next weekend when I shoot a 99 I may be whistling another tune.
Actually, I used to golf regularly for a few years as a teen but I was never really good and some of my friends were AMAZING (one of them was close to a scratch golfer)...so it was kind of a buzzkill.
Beyond that I mainly stuck to trying to hit balls as far as I could and the pitch and putt greens. Recently went along to one of the virtual golf course things as part of a works event and was pleased to discover that my ability to sky a ball with no coordination or direction remained intact. A mean putter though.
I played a lot back when i was living in TX and pretty much was at the driving range a few nights each week. But when i moved up to NYC i decided against bringing up my clubs, and for the most part i have only hit balls at the driving range like 3 times in the past 5 years. I do look forward to playing again whenever i finally move away from the city.
It's damn near impossible to play a round without someone at some point dropping a line from Caddyshack.
When I was young my grandparents lived on one of the fairways (actually a house alongside the fairway, you get the idea) at Bay Hill in Orlando. Gramps had four golf carts in his garage and a few thousand balls in egg cartons from all of the wayward shots that would hit the house. He'd give them out to anyone who stopped by. Friends of his would be playing, have a shot hit the house, stop by later on and wind up leaving with a fresh dozen. I remember him driving us around the course to show us where all the alligators were, and letting us play in the sandtraps after the last foursome of the day went by.
I played a lot 15 years ago, maybe 3-4 times a week. Just picked it back up again in the last year. I suck though, 90-95 usually. 95-105 if they sell beer on the course. If I get it straight I'm out 300 off the tee, then it all falls apart from there as I have the touch of a bricklayer.
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it's sunday and dude is in his customary reds making shots other humans wouldnt even lie about making. big tings agwan.
fuck i love sports.
That par save on 9 was as impressive as the Eagle.
I don't play golf...
i dont believe you. honk the van's horn to the rhythm from usher's "yeah" or you're soft.
id like to personally thank you for putting jason day's wife on screen.