I just realized that if the Celts take it all, Nate Robinson will get a ring
This is deeply unacceptable to me
Damn, good point. On the other hand, if the Lakers take it all, then the Lakers will get rings. Nate Robinson's useless ass getting some jewelry is the lesser of two evils, I think.
I just realized that if the Celts take it all, Nate Robinson will get a ring
This is deeply unacceptable to me
I HATT Nate Robinson. And what's worse are Knickerbocker fans that make him out to be Chris Paul. Team goes 20 - 60 he scores 25 off of 100 attempts and little kids run his NBA jersey stock up.
But I'd rather see Pierce and them get another ring to seal their history in Boston.
David Stern: Hi Danny, it's me Sterno. Listen, they are on to us. The NY Times is about to print a story about how we rigged the league to get you and the Lakers in the Finals again this year.
Danny Ainge: Shit, who ratted us out? I bet it was that damn Isaiah Thomas wasn't it. All the dude had to do was keep his fly and his mouth shut for another year and he was gonna have DWade and King James in the Big Apple. What a schmuck.
DS: Schmuck?? You gotta lay off that Mormon slang Danny, it will get us in trouble with the LDS. I don't think it was Isaiah though, it was probably Cuban.
DA: Damn Sterno, since Rodman retired you blame everything on Cuban. So what should we do?
DS: You gotta play the season like your team is washed up. Tell them to loaf a little and look old. Otherwise we'll only have fans in Boston and L.A. all season long. We have to make it look like one of these other loser franchises has a chance.
DA: I don't know man, my guys have heart. They aren't just gonna take a dive during the regular season for the good of the L. We need a plan.
DS: OK.....I got it....You know that Strip Club down the street from the old Boston Garden? I'll set them up with free lap dances and free liquor after 2:00AM every night.
DA: OK...but what if they get caught being drunk in public or showing up to the game with a hangover.
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DEAL
WITH
IT
AMAR'E BEASTIN
FINALLY, THE BEAST HAS AWOKEN
he got "lucky".
SUNS IN SIX
STERN OR NO STERN
In the finals, that is.
This is deeply unacceptable to me
Damn, good point. On the other hand, if the Lakers take it all, then the Lakers will get rings. Nate Robinson's useless ass getting some jewelry is the lesser of two evils, I think.
I HATT Nate Robinson. And what's worse are Knickerbocker fans that make him out to be Chris Paul. Team goes 20 - 60 he scores 25 off of 100 attempts and little kids run his NBA jersey stock up.
But I'd rather see Pierce and them get another ring to seal their history in Boston.
KEEP IT EAST!!!
For real, props to Celtics for great D but the Magic's offense just looked awkward those last few times down the court.
hahahaha. first name i thought of when Faux_Rillz was talking about Nate winning a ring. LOL
Luke Walton and Sasha Vujacic will be 2-time champs as well.
NASH AND HILL GET RINGS
DEAL
David Stern: Hi Danny, it's me Sterno. Listen, they are on to us. The NY Times is about to print a story about how we rigged the league to get you and the Lakers in the Finals again this year.
Danny Ainge: Shit, who ratted us out? I bet it was that damn Isaiah Thomas wasn't it. All the dude had to do was keep his fly and his mouth shut for another year and he was gonna have DWade and King James in the Big Apple. What a schmuck.
DS: Schmuck?? You gotta lay off that Mormon slang Danny, it will get us in trouble with the LDS. I don't think it was Isaiah though, it was probably Cuban.
DA: Damn Sterno, since Rodman retired you blame everything on Cuban. So what should we do?
DS: You gotta play the season like your team is washed up. Tell them to loaf a little and look old. Otherwise we'll only have fans in Boston and L.A. all season long. We have to make it look like one of these other loser franchises has a chance.
DA: I don't know man, my guys have heart. They aren't just gonna take a dive during the regular season for the good of the L. We need a plan.
DS: OK.....I got it....You know that Strip Club down the street from the old Boston Garden? I'll set them up with free lap dances and free liquor after 2:00AM every night.
DA: OK...but what if they get caught being drunk in public or showing up to the game with a hangover.
DS: Easy "Flu Like Symptoms"
DA: See you in June out in L.A.!!!!
I forgot
6) Use the starting lineups edge in speed at every almost position. Check[/b]
DEAL WITH IT YOOKI
WE GOING BACK TO CALI
Man, Dragic shook the shit out of Derek Fisher. He'll need to get his ankles taped after the way Dragic broke his ankles.
Peace,
Big Stacks from Kakalak
WITH
IT
PHX RISING
Lakers Bench: Phil talking, most listening, but Kobe, Odom sulking not paying attention, tuning out, mean mugging
Suns Bench: players involved, different players adding tips, Gentry getting respect from players
PHOENIX IN 6
PHX BENCH, DEAL WITH IT
BEAT
L.A.