I'd tap her foo shoo BUT I don't think she's the hottest person the world. I'm a total boob guy and boobs are what she lacks. I'd much prefer Jessica Alba.
b. Listening to a bunch of record nerds discuss whether or not they'd "tap" a gorgeous and completely unattainable movie star is rather amusing.
Didn't we just have that thread last week? Why do you think these girls are unattainable? They are human, so they make movies? That does not make them unattainable. Didn't The Game just say in his latest song 50 did Vivica anything is possible? That's when MYA proceeds to get out of his bed in the video! Shit Tom Green was "TAPPING" that ass. Is he a winner? By saying someone is unattainable your just showing your low self confidence.
b. Listening to a bunch of record nerds discuss whether or not they'd "tap" a gorgeous and completely unattainable movie star is rather amusing.
Didn't we just have that thread last week? Why do you think these girls are unattainable? They are human, so they make movies? That does not make them unattainable. Didn't The Game just say in his latest song 50 did Vivica anything is possible? That's when MYA proceeds to get out of his bed in the video! Shit Tom Green was "TAPPING" that ass. Is he a winner? By saying someone is unattainable your just showing your low self confidence.
b. Listening to a bunch of record nerds discuss whether or not they'd "tap" a gorgeous and completely unattainable movie star is rather amusing.
Didn't we just have that thread last week? Why do you think these girls are unattainable? They are human, so they make movies? That does not make them unattainable. Didn't The Game just say in his latest song 50 did Vivica anything is possible? That's when MYA proceeds to get out of his bed in the video! Shit Tom Green was "TAPPING" that ass. Is he a winner? By saying someone is unattainable your just showing your low self confidence.
Yeah, Anna--yo, maybe you need to go to a workshop or something for that.
a. Ms Jolie has munched 'pon the carpet (see her Foxfire co-star Jenny Shimizu) and she admitted that. That, plus her total sexiness makes her sexy to ladies. .
How come this broad looks like Angelina Jolie's baby?
b. Listening to a bunch of record nerds discuss whether or not they'd "tap" a gorgeous and completely unattainable movie star is rather amusing.
Didn't we just have that thread last week? Why do you think these girls are unattainable? They are human, so they make movies? That does not make them unattainable. Didn't The Game just say in his latest song 50 did Vivica anything is possible? That's when MYA proceeds to get out of his bed in the video! Shit Tom Green was "TAPPING" that ass. Is he a winner? By saying someone is unattainable your just showing your low self confidence.
Yeah, Anna--yo, maybe you need to go to a workshop or something for that.
WORD! TAKE THAT SHIT TO OKALYPLAYER.COM's "JEAN GRAE'S 12 STEP PROGRAM" forum.
"Lesbian super-model Jenny Shimizu told 'Genre' magazine that "I've already been with every fine girl there is in the world[/b] . There's no one else. I've even French-kissed Christy Turlington."
a. Ms Jolie has munched 'pon the carpet (see her Foxfire co-star Jenny Shimizu) and she admitted that. That, plus her total sexiness makes her sexy to ladies.
.
How come this broad looks like Angelina Jolie's baby?
LOL
Jenny Shimizu usually rocks the shaved head GI jane hair.
that is on some trippiness though
PS: ALL ASIANS AND ASIAN AMERICANS DO NOT LOOK ALIKE
JUST SAYING, I DON'T WANT THIS THREAD TO BECOME A RACE THREAD
b. Listening to a bunch of record nerds discuss whether or not they'd "tap" a gorgeous and completely unattainable movie star is rather amusing.
Didn't we just have that thread last week? Why do you think these girls are unattainable? They are human, so they make movies? That does not make them unattainable. Didn't The Game just say in his latest song 50 did Vivica anything is possible? That's when MYA proceeds to get out of his bed in the video! Shit Tom Green was "TAPPING" that ass. Is he a winner? By saying someone is unattainable your just showing your low self confidence.
Yeah, Anna--yo, maybe you need to go to a workshop or something for that.
YO, I hope Alien or Dubious or any of you other fools are not put in the awkward situation of having to turn down Angelina Jolie as she begs you to ravish her.
"Um, sorry, it's just that your lips are too big and your ex-boyfriend is weird and well, sorry to disappoint"
a. Ms Jolie has munched 'pon the carpet (see her Foxfire co-star Jenny Shimizu) and she admitted that. That, plus her total sexiness makes her sexy to ladies. .
How come this broad looks like Angelina Jolie's baby?
LOL
Jenny Shimizu usually rocks the shaved head GI jane hair.
that is on some trippiness though
PS: ALL ASIANS AND ASIAN AMERICANS DO NOT LOOK ALIKE
JUST SAYING, I DON'T WANT THIS THREAD TO BECOME A RACE THREAD
YO, I hope Alien or Dubious or any of you other fools are not put in the awkward situation of having to turn down Angelina Jolie as she begs you to ravish her.
"Um, sorry, it's just that your lips are too big and your ex-boyfriend is weird and well, sorry to disappoint"
Yo I think most of us would "tap" Angelina on the strength of her celebrity and the fact that eh'body wants to "tap" and we could say we "tapped."
But my word is bond I see finer girls in my elevator everyday. And if they in my elevator I at least have a chance to "tap," right?
YO, I hope Alien or Dubious or any of you other fools are not put in the awkward situation of having to turn down Angelina Jolie as she begs you to ravish her.
"Um, sorry, it's just that your lips are too big and your ex-boyfriend is weird and well, sorry to disappoint"
Yo I think most of us would "tap" Angelina on the strength of her celebrity and the fact that eh'body wants to "tap" and we could say we "tapped."
But my word is bond I see finer girls in my elevator everyday. And if they in my elevator I at least have a chance to "tap," right?
Man, you've got to give me a tour of your workplace--profesional interest, of course.
i think she's pretty, but in interviews she seems like she's trying too hard to be weird to seem more interesting which is so calculated and a turn off. but yeah, she and scarlett johanssson seem like popular choices on imaginary "to do" lists for straight women with curious thoughts.
i think she and scarlett johannson both have that sultry flirty air about them and the fat lips and fat chest thing which a lot of women think are kind of desirable attributes. it's like you kiss on a pair of fat lips, it's gotta feel cozy and nice, right? like flannel sheets and goose down comforters. same thing with hugging on a fat chest. cozy. they also both have this super sexed-up vibe that gives people the impression that they are passionate in the sack even when they are like fully clothed in photo spreads or whatever. and they always make these flirty devious looking faces.
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Didn't we just have that thread last week? Why do you think these girls are unattainable? They are human, so they make movies? That does not make them unattainable. Didn't The Game just say in his latest song 50 did Vivica anything is possible? That's when MYA proceeds to get out of his bed in the video! Shit Tom Green was "TAPPING" that ass. Is he a winner? By saying someone is unattainable your just showing your low self confidence.
you tell 'em mayne!!!!!
REAL TALK!
more dre barrymore appreciation, plaese
Yeah, Anna--yo, maybe you need to go to a workshop or something for that.
How come this broad looks like Angelina Jolie's baby?
WORD! TAKE THAT SHIT TO OKALYPLAYER.COM's "JEAN GRAE'S 12 STEP PROGRAM" forum.
"Lesbian super-model Jenny Shimizu told 'Genre' magazine that "I've already been with every fine girl there is in the world[/b] . There's no one else. I've even French-kissed Christy Turlington."
LOL
Jenny Shimizu usually rocks the shaved head GI jane hair.
that is on some
PS: ALL ASIANS AND ASIAN AMERICANS DO NOT LOOK ALIKE
JUST SAYING, I DON'T WANT THIS THREAD TO BECOME A RACE THREAD
UGH
YO, I hope Alien or Dubious or any of you other fools are not put in the awkward situation of having to turn down Angelina Jolie as she begs you to ravish her.
"Um, sorry, it's just that your lips are too big and your ex-boyfriend is weird and well, sorry to disappoint"
Whatever Yuichi...
Yo I think most of us would "tap" Angelina on the strength of her celebrity and the fact that eh'body wants to "tap" and we could say we "tapped."
But my word is bond I see finer girls in my elevator everyday. And if they in my elevator I at least have a chance to "tap," right?
With their browsers open to "Yahoo Maps", an army of little dudes flood "Rootless Cosmo" PM box with the address of said elevator
Yo, I gotta visit you at work.
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Man, you've got to give me a tour of your workplace--profesional interest, of course.
saying, I just realized I look like that when I rock a faux-hawk lol
i think she and scarlett johannson both have that sultry flirty air about them and the fat lips and fat chest thing which a lot of women think are kind of desirable attributes. it's like you kiss on a pair of fat lips, it's gotta feel cozy and nice, right? like flannel sheets and goose down comforters. same thing with hugging on a fat chest. cozy. they also both have this super sexed-up vibe that gives people the impression that they are passionate in the sack even when they are like fully clothed in photo spreads or whatever. and they always make these flirty devious looking faces.
"i'll flirt with anything that moves!!"
haha, shit. i am surprised i didn't get an AYO. i guess that doesn't happen for unintended girl/girl innuendo
sik! this thread is soon going to implode in some messageboard fusion reaction with the mulholland drive thread, lol
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YES, YOU ARE CORRECT
NEVER THAT!
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SAYING!