f*cked up kids names
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Real names from the Georgia name search database. 1. Aquemini 2. Assonia 3. Craymonyea 4. Daquantics 5. Deathony 6. Fartreze D'Angelic 7. Excedreanna 8. Extrasweet 9. Fartoon 10. Hhannerrikka 11. Kittisack 12. Lebardrick 13. Mountasia 14. No'Torious 15. Penisha 16. Porntip 17. Peachtreanna 18. Ramboy 19. Ramen 20. Shiteria (!) 21. Smoothtavious 22. Urhieness(courtesy of Poplicks) Wow.
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She was a white hippie chick.
I want to name my son Oops. Or Cheapass'rubber.
smoothtavious is dope!!!! having a name like that would be a blessing!
6,9 and 16 is just wrong
13,14, 15 kinda nice
urban legend was a kid name pronounced sha-theed ...written shithead
i dont believe it
ramboy is hilarious
This sounds like a branch of mathematics or science.
Kala certified.
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I have worked weekends in a DC Children's Hospital for 8 years, registering patients. I have forgotten more crazy names than you will ever hear. More than that, I have had to spell names that sound normal, but are spelled crazy.
Most memorable, the young lady named "Vagina". When a co-worker called out the name, Vagina's mom corrected her tersely, saying "That's Va-GIN-Ya!". But trust me, it was still spelled 'V-A-G-I-N-A'.
Close second on the memorable: Pornecia
best twins names, Million and Billion. And why do people name Twins the same name with a different middle name? I have seen this on at least 3 different occasions.
Most popular drink names-tie between Moet and Hennesy. Also poular are the booze names run together, like Hennesy Jameson, or Takilla(yes, Tequila)Shardonnay.
Favorite alliterative name, Amanda Pancakes.
I wish I would have written them all down.
theres a chardonnay in the school i work at. cute young lady too (for when ako moves to philly)
bak in the day, there was two greek brothers called kiaffa and chiante
million and billion is the shit!!!!!! if i ever have twinboys, i'm biting that
Ha! Yeah, Chardonnay isn't that bad. Fartoon on the other hand...
yeah, the liquor-based names I think were a product of the late 80s, early to mid 90s. Nowadays I see a lot of bible, and/or religious based names. Names like Heaven (usually spelled Heavynn, or some variation) or Messiah (again, just toss a 'y' in there somewhere, or an extra 'h', and generous use of accent punctuation)are huge around here. Nothing like registering a 4-year old named Nehimiah or Leviticus.
Getting named after a brand of anything is a bad look.
Oh, the car names! That didn't even register after a while! Lexus, Porche, Miata, etc. those are pretty un-weird to me. I have never met an Escalade.
I have a new student named Grantnisha. I have a feeling it's a combo of her parents' names, like my student D'angalae (pronounced DAHN-jah-lay) who's named after Dan and something-lae I forget.
I have a Khortavius- but he's no Smoothtavius. That is awesome.
what about clashing names that work?
west philly has Clavonta Dobson (pronounced cla-von-tay) aka Tubbs
and i went to school with Delano Shane
my two faves
a kid named 'Adrufer' (cus one brother wanted to call him andrew, the other fernando, so their mum decided on the sythesis of both)
and Johmar (same shit excpet this chick I knew liked John, her mum liked Mark, and her lil bro got that shit name)
and Berusca (what my mum was gonna name my sister until the neiughbours named their dog that...saving my sister from years of torment)
Im gonna name my kids after record labels....
any suggestions...?
Seeteeyai.
Another friend's mom was named Richardine. I guess her dad was naming the firstborn after himself no matter what.
I am friends with Mookie Blaylock's brother. His name is Greg though, not Pookie or Schnookie (as it should be).
and some of those people you'll meet on MARTA while they piss their pants.
On the reality series The Real World, one year they had a cast member named Coral.
I went out with a girl named Ben, it kinda suited her. She was cute enough to pull it off.
She named herself it too, cause her real name was one of those Jamaican names that's slight twist on a English name, and she got tired of correcting people who got it wrong.
Maaaaan I went to school with a dude named Warren Booty who was on some other shit if you know what I mean.
One bloke we know (he's in A&R IIRC) called his son Max Danger, so he can say "Danger is my middle name". I assume that's if he makes it to adulthood. 100% TREW.
Coral is one of the dinner ladies here. Quite a common name here amongst older ladies.
Our email system had folks called "Raj Tosser", "Angela Snowball", "Brian Blackadder" - all real people.
My son has a classmate called "Brooklyn". Copying Mr. Beckham. The family seem nice enough, just can't understand it.
damn, Million is gonna have some issues later on, his brother being worth a thousand times more than him and all