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Has Anyone Here Dated a "Becky"

GuzzoGuzzo 8,611 Posts
edited November 2007 in Strut Central
sure y'all act like you hate them, but I know some of you sent a vermont teddy bear or two to some of these girlsme? I stick with ethnic fetishes so I can't add a good story to this.first non-porn google to pop up after typing in "Becky"I heard she likes Prince
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  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    I blapped a this Becky who didnt want to see me again cause i refused to play Biggie.
  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    I blapped a this Becky who didnt want to see me again cause i refused to play Biggie.

  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    I blapped a this Becky who didnt want to see me again cause i refused to play Biggie.

    of course the real question is why you refused to play Biggie.
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    I blapped a this Becky who didnt want to see me again cause i refused to play Biggie.

    of course the real question is why you refused to play Biggie.

    It was like 9:30 and i was within my whatevers warmup hour. Soul/Jazz/electronica/etc. She runs to the booth on some Play Me some Biggie cause I hit you off this weekend type attitude. Check this out sweetheart, im not your jukebox regardless of what we did. Ill get to the Radio Hip Hop around 11, so go have a fuckin' drink and chill. Of course I was diplomatic but she gave me the icegrill anyway. WTF.

    And Biggie was "played out" at the time anyway. Cocaine is hell of a drug.
  • Young_PhonicsYoung_Phonics 8,039 Posts
    my first girlfriend/the oneI lost my virginity to was white.












    damn, I think half of soulstrut just fell out of it's chair.
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    my first girlfriend/the oneI lost my virginity to was white.

    oh WHATEVER dude. let's not pretend all Beckys are Frickin' white. Bay Area heads know what's up with Asian beckys. you're just biased.
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    :5pager:
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    my first girlfriend/the oneI lost my virginity to was white.


    damn, I think half of soulstrut just fell out of it's chair.

    Right?


  • Young_PhonicsYoung_Phonics 8,039 Posts
    my first girlfriend/the oneI lost my virginity to was white.

    oh WHATEVER dude. let's not pretend all Beckys are Frickin' white. Bay Area heads know what's up with Asian beckys. you're just biased.


    oh fa sho. but we have to acknowledge the O.G. of this "Hiiiiiiiiieee! can I make a request!??!?!?!" shit.

    "Kanye" is the crazy buzzword for these types. I was getting swarmed by them last night at the ambassador.
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    The Becky I dated throughout college was halfway hip on the New Order/Depeche Mode/REM tip...but when I brought her to the theater to see Menace II Society, she cursed me through tears for ever subjecting her to such a harsh ending.

    And of course cold-hearted me was kinda ruthless in response on the "that-shit's-way-realer-than-you'd-ever-care-to-admit" tip.

    We didn't last much longer after that...

    Then again, I kinda got to know the guy she wound up marrying and although he was whiter and seemingly more conservative than me, I knew him to keep a loaded 9mm under his bed and listen to Spice 1's debut album incessantly.

    I sometimes wonder how things worked out for them...
  • Young_PhonicsYoung_Phonics 8,039 Posts
    my first girlfriend/the oneI lost my virginity to was white.


    damn, I think half of soulstrut just fell out of it's chair.

    Right?



    ha..naw I said that because she was white. And for the record I've been described as "comely". I-ight!
  • GuzzoGuzzo 8,611 Posts


    Then again, I kinda got to know the guy she wound up marrying and although he was whiter...than me

    Are you eggshell or something?

    accept and move on
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    Says a dude clearly whiter than me.
  • GuzzoGuzzo 8,611 Posts
    Says a dude clearly whiter than me.

    how white are you?

    better yet what does the term "white" mean to you?
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    Stop No Dont
  • GuzzoGuzzo 8,611 Posts
    Stop No Dont

    Did I just open up a can of worms?

    I guess I just took it there.

    The psychology of a man named Harvey/ Sheid revealed Pt. 326,209: the opaque thought process
  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    Says a dude clearly whiter than me.

    how white are you?

    better yet what does the term "white" mean to you?

    How white are your ancestors?

    How white are your features?

    How white do you act?

    How do you rate Z-Ro?
  • DJFerrariDJFerrari 2,411 Posts
    Hi Soulstrut,

    I exclusively date Becky's... currently a Brazilian Becky. I also only hang out with Chad's. I enjoy being around people who aren't always judging each other with their false sense of superiority.
  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    for the record I've been described as "comely". I-ight!




    But who am I to talk? Yesterday I was told by two separate people that I looked like:

    1) Kevin Federline



    2) Michael J. Fox





  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts
    I am getting confused. Can someone please define a Becky in 50 words or less? And how can I tell if I 'm one or not? I mean I make requests for rap when I go out sometimes.
  • jaymackjaymack 5,199 Posts
    now, when you say dated...


    becky/ie is GENERALLY a white girl(stop pretending its not) who is so pre-occupied with herself and her friends that she really isnt into music, but loves those songs she heard on the urban station that her and her friends always sing to.
  • deejdeej 5,125 Posts
    this thread is gonna be lol i can tell already
  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,471 Posts
    for the record I've been described as "comely". I-ight!




    But who am I to talk? Yesterday I was told by two separate people that I looked like:

    1) Kevin Federline



    2) Michael J. Fox






    Ha! In college, I was often told I look like:

    1) Jerry Seinfeld
    2) John Travolta
    3) Trent Reznor

    Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

    (Bonus Beats: My friend--named Becky, coincidentally enough--said that when I'm mad, I look like Antawn Jamison when he's taking free throws. Uhhhh....OK, then.)
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    I am getting confused. Can someone please define a Becky in 50 words or less? And how can I tell if I 'm one or not? I mean I make requests for rap when I go out sometimes.

    There are girls who can just party w/ whatever is playing, and then there are girls who have the need to control the music. Its str8 control issue.
    and there are women who know how to compliment the djs choices w/ a clever request.
  • batmonbatmon 27,574 Posts
    This one Becky's Boyfriend saw that she was harrassing me and told her to "Damn girl,let him do his thing".

    A good handfull of them - I make spin around and show me their booty if they want me to play the song.It works.

    Anothet time I shut the music off and announced that Becky was gonna DJ since she wanted control.....she walked away from the booth real quietlike.
  • SPlDEYSPlDEY Vegas 3,375 Posts
    I am getting confused. Can someone please define a Becky in 50 words or less? And how can I tell if I 'm one or not? I mean I make requests for rap when I go out sometimes.

    beck??y (b??k-ee)
    n.
    An inebriated woman who solicits a busy DJ for bad songs.
    One who has bad taste in music; advocates extreme hipsterism in music and lifestyle

    tr.v., -??ify, -??ies
    .
    1. To demand a song because it's your "Birthday".
    2. To drink margaritas and yell, "No one likes this music".
    3. To complain and send boyfriends up to the booth for a pop song.

    [Hebrew Rivkah, from Catholicism mother of Esau, and Jacob who bugged God to get the party crunking.]

    - spidey
  • CousinLarryCousinLarry 4,618 Posts
    I had a Becky ask me to play Ashly Simpson once. I told her that I thought she might be a little to old for that. She walked away.
  • street_muzikstreet_muzik 3,919 Posts
    Never dated a Becky. EVER!
  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts
    I am getting confused. Can someone please define a Becky in 50 words or less? And how can I tell if I 'm one or not? I mean I make requests for rap when I go out sometimes.

    beck??y (bĕk-ē)
    n.
    An inebriated woman who solicits a busy DJ for bad songs.
    One who has bad taste in music; advocates extreme hipsterism in music and lifestyle

    tr.v., -??ify, -??ies
    .
    1. To demand a song because it's your "Birthday".
    2. To drink margaritas and yell, "No one likes this music".
    3. To complain and send boyfriends up to the booth for a pop song.

    [Hebrew Rivkah, from Catholicism mother of Esau, and Jacob who bugged God to get the party crunking.]

    - spidey

    What's the male equivalent called?
  • SPlDEYSPlDEY Vegas 3,375 Posts
    Chad (ch??d)

    N., chads.
    An inebriated male who goes to bars to pick up Beckys. Usually identified by trucker hat, spiked hair, fraternity shirt, and light beer.

    tr. & intr.v. Archaic., chad??ded, chad??ding, chads.

    (See also Frats, Douchebags, and Bros.)

    [Greek, from greek mytholgy Ch??daraenamous god of cockblockers.]

    - spidey
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