Got with a girl I liked, started kissing and her lower lip was like a deflated balloon. Small thing, I know, but it just blew the whole thing. She was too skinny too.
nothing wrong really, xcept that ONE situation i had in the streets. I'm a bootay-man and also an avid shaped-legs hunter. Usually, my internal radar and my fag detector allow me to spots suspect women or fags (no relation, but i avoid fags as much as i can). One day i see these pair of calves (so muscular) that it drew my attention. I get closr and see this perfect skin complexion and perfect shaving, then i peep the butt and see a wonderfful curves. I decided to holla and just when i get even closer, the "girl" picked up her cell and answered with a raw-deep-barry-white voice tone "alllo?"...I'm alomost choked and pukd at the same time. People heard a huge "arrrrrrrrrrrrgh" in the store. It was me yelling...Since that day (like 5 years ago), i decided to NEVER judge somebody only by seeing her/his back. If i took the time to watch the face, i wouldnt have had such a disappointment. Moral of the story : take care when you think you're following a girl, it might be a man.
what about ugly-ass nipples? there was this one chica, got her back to my place and she had the Ugliest nipples ever, weird shape, ugly brown color...just hideous...all I did was turn off the light so I didnt have to look at them, but it lowered my interest to the point I never hung out with her again after the one time...I know I am shallow...but damn they were ugly.
hot skinny babe so skinny that when hitting it from behind her hip bones smacked back like little pointed sticks into my hips ...ouch no padding/cushion on that one had to run ....too skinny i know i'm picky
nothing wrong really, xcept that ONE situation i had in the streets. I'm a bootay-man and also an avid shaped-legs hunter. Usually, my internal radar and my fag detector allow me to spots suspect women or fags (no relation, but i avoid fags as much as i can). One day i see these pair of calves (so muscular) that it drew my attention. I get closr and see this perfect skin complexion and perfect shaving, then i peep the butt and see a wonderfful curves. I decided to holla and just when i get even closer, the "girl" picked up her cell and answered with a raw-deep-barry-white voice tone "alllo?"...I'm alomost choked and pukd at the same time. People heard a huge "arrrrrrrrrrrrgh" in the store. It was me yelling...Since that day (like 5 years ago), i decided to NEVER judge somebody only by seeing her/his back. If i took the time to watch the face, i wouldnt have had such a disappointment. Moral of the story : take care when you think you're following a girl, it might be a man.
Since that day (like 5 years ago), i decided to NEVER judge somebody only by seeing her/his back. If i took the time to watch the face, i wouldnt have had such a disappointment.
Uhm. Thanks for your insightful anecodote. Incredibly perceptive and not at all steeped in superficial judgement.
Usually, my internal radar and my fag detector allow me to spots suspect women or fags (no relation, but i avoid fags as much as i can).
In all seriousness, could you please lay off using the word "fag"? I find it incredibly hateful and offensive. Thanks, I appreciate it.
In all seriousness, could you please lay off using the word "fag"? I find it incredibly hateful and offensive hypocritical coming from a French dude. Thanks, I appreciate it.
nothing wrong really, xcept that ONE situation i had in the streets. I'm a bootay-man and also an avid shaped-legs hunter. Usually, my internal radar and my fag detector allow me to spots suspect women or fags (no relation, but i avoid fags as much as i can). One day i see these pair of calves (so muscular) that it drew my attention. I get closr and see this perfect skin complexion and perfect shaving, then i peep the butt and see a wonderfful curves. I decided to holla and just when i get even closer, the "girl" picked up her cell and answered with a raw-deep-barry-white voice tone "alllo?"...I'm alomost choked and pukd at the same time. People heard a huge "arrrrrrrrrrrrgh" in the store. It was me yelling...Since that day (like 5 years ago), i decided to NEVER judge somebody only by seeing her/his back. If i took the time to watch the face, i wouldnt have had such a disappointment. Moral of the story : take care when you think you're following a girl, it might be a man.
whatever y'all...some of you trying to play the hip hop alan alda card, like you SO sensitive and are above telling some stories about girls and things...I know, I know "this is why there arent more females here...blah blah blah" believe me, this thread and others like it are only one of 330802 reasons why "there arent more girls in here"...go to chivalrystrut if you're offended by this type of thing...
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^^^ WORST LOOK EVAR
happened to a friend of mine.
What did you expect? It's a bunch of record nerds talking about romantics. That's almost like buying the wrong Grover Washington record.
I??m picky.
- J
Moral of the story : take care when you think you're following a girl, it might be a man.
had to run ....too skinny
i know i'm picky
Real Talk???
what happened to talk about women respectfully...
Haha. But that's if you perceive yourself as a beggar.
PCMR,
We're, alas, way past that on Strut. WAAAAAAY past that.
Real gentleman don't go on message boards and kiss and tell, let alone whine about "chapped nipples." Shit is
I agree. I thought this was a quasi-joke thread. Cats cant tell stories up in here?
yep
STORCH??
Uhm. Thanks for your insightful anecodote. Incredibly perceptive and not at all steeped in superficial judgement.
In all seriousness, could you please lay off using the word "fag"? I find it incredibly hateful and offensive. Thanks, I appreciate it.
You are so Hip-hop.