Around 2000-2002 I lived in a house with 3 other guys. The one bathroom was sandwiched between two of the bedrooms, meaning two of us had to go through someone's bedroom in order to get into the bathroom. Of course the inevitable happened one night when I got up around 2 a.m. and slumped downstairs to go to the bathroom. I opened my roommate Jeremy's door and there he was fucking his girlfriend. He shouted at me to shut the door. After doing so, I shuffled over to Mickey's room and opened the door. He was also fucking his girlfriend, who screamed at me to get out. I was tired, groggy, and still a little drunk, so I just went in the kitchen sink.
i've walked in and been walked in on many times, but more times than that, i've been stuck in situations where there was no choice but to sit there and watch other people bone, or come close to boning. here's a few out of many examples:
- my first basketball roadtrip in college, my teammate brought back the hottest chick to our hotel room that he met at the hotel pool. she came up to the room with a girlfriend, but it was like beauty and the beast. so i told the ugly friend i was going to sleep and she left. the hot chick stayed and like 2 seconds after her friend bounced, they shut the lights off and started hooking up...loudly. meanwhile, i tried to fall asleep but i was so f*cking jealous that she was in his bed, and it was dead silent, other than the noise they were making. at one point, they got up and took a shower together. haha. the next day i found out that my teammate was scared to bone her, so he was basically humping her pelvis. he took her in the shower to try to get oral but couldn't get an erection. that info definitely cheered me up.
- in high school my friend invited me to his girlfriend's house because she had a twin. her twin wanted nothing to do with me, but he drove. so i had to sit on the floor while we watched a movie and his girl gave him a handjob on the couch right in front of me.
- i dated this girl who went to Drexel for a minute while i was in college in boston. they go to school all year round, so when i came home for the summer i didnt have a place to take her...except for my dad's house...with him there. so we always got stuck in her dorm room with her roommate and her boyfriend. anyway, my girl was a prude (for the moment) but she always made me sleep over. so we'd get in bed and it would be a goodnite kiss. meanwile, her roommate would get in bed with her man and it was like being on set at a porno. haha. good times...
no. she stopped immediately. it was the worst position she could of been in. spread eagle facing the door. totally naked. fingering herself hard. she must of thought she locked the door. either that or she wanted to get caught. but judging on her reaction she didnt want to get caught. no way would someone risk that shit. it was like running into traffic.
She cute? Dont Front!
ehhhhh
thats all i will say
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I had a roommate in college who was basically an exhibitionist, his girlfriend would spend the night and they'd sleep on an inflatable mattress in the middle of the living room. At least once a month, if not more often I'd get up and go into the kitchen to get some breakfast and they'd be doing it under a blanket right in the middle of the living room. I'd grab something from the fridge and head back to my room and they'd still be workin' away, as if I wasn't there (or any of my other roommates who happened by).
He would shit with the bathroom door open as well.
i've walked in and been walked in on many times, but more times than that, i've been stuck in situations where there was no choice but to sit there and watch other people bone, or come close to boning. here's a few out of many examples:
- my first basketball roadtrip in college, my teammate brought back the hottest chick to our hotel room that he met at the hotel pool. she came up to the room with a girlfriend, but it was like beauty and the beast. so i told the ugly friend i was going to sleep and she left. the hot chick stayed and like 2 seconds after her friend bounced, they shut the lights off and started hooking up...loudly. meanwhile, i tried to fall asleep but i was so f*cking jealous that she was in his bed, and it was dead silent, other than the noise they were making. at one point, they got up and took a shower together. haha. the next day i found out that my teammate was scared to bone her, so he was basically humping her pelvis. he took her in the shower to try to get oral but couldn't get an erection. that info definitely cheered me up.
- in high school my friend invited me to his girlfriend's house because she had a twin. her twin wanted nothing to do with me, but he drove. so i had to sit on the floor while we watched a movie and his girl gave him a handjob on the couch right in front of me.
- i dated this girl who went to Drexel for a minute while i was in college in boston. they go to school all year round, so when i came home for the summer i didnt have a place to take her...except for my dad's house...with him there. so we always got stuck in her dorm room with her roommate and her boyfriend. anyway, my girl was a prude (for the moment) but she always made me sleep over. so we'd get in bed and it would be a goodnite kiss. meanwile, her roommate would get in bed with her man and it was like being on set at a porno. haha. good times...
DOH!! is right!!!
but yo, you cant wish erectile disfunction on a friend. you gotta root for your crew even if you arent in the game. personally, i think you should have gotten with the "beast"...probably would have had a much better time that night than your boy.
Some of these stories read like a cross between Penthouse Forum & the Say Anything column in YM magazine. Anyhoo, Here's a classic "Say Anything" moment for your enjoyment:
I was at my friend's pool party and she had a bunch of guys there, including my crush. So, some of our friends decided that it would be fun to play Seven Minutes in Heaven. When it was my turn, my crush went in to the closet with me, and we started making out like crazy. After he took the top of my swimsuit off, we heard a little laughing and someone saying "Becky, be quiet." We stopped what we were doing and noticed that the door was open a bit, and that people were peering in and someone had a video camera, recording our every move!
Then to make matters worse, at school the next week, we were supposed to watch some video, but one of the kids from the party snuck in a copy of the tape instead, so that when the teacher hit play, all my classmates saw me and my crush fooling around. How embarrassing. Everyone started calling me Making Out Aly at school after that!
yes, my friend. let me reiterate what ive already told you...YOU THE MAN!!!!!! damn, thats like some penthouse letters shit!
at a highschool ski trip, you rent out rooms with 4 of your friends. so i had to lock them all out when i brought a girl in there. coast was clear, double checked the door and me and little lady went at it. the room was already a mess after much drunkenness had been going down in the hotel. well it scared the shit out of us when a dude named Dong suddenly sat up off the floor (he was buried under some blankets) and started asking what was going on. i honestly dont even remember whether we kicked him out or told him to go back to sleep.
Hahah I know Tony that's some shit too... and I think you probably met homegirl from back in the day.
But yo, I went on the CHS ski trip. That shit was MEGA.
shit was bananananas. i think you knew the girl i was with too. but i will say no names and let the water run under the bridge.
yes, my friend. let me reiterate what ive already told you...YOU THE MAN!!!!!! damn, thats like some penthouse letters shit!
at a highschool ski trip, you rent out rooms with 4 of your friends. so i had to lock them all out when i brought a girl in there. coast was clear, double checked the door and me and little lady went at it. the room was already a mess after much drunkenness had been going down in the hotel. well it scared the shit out of us when a dude named Dong suddenly sat up off the floor (he was buried under some blankets) and started asking what was going on. i honestly dont even remember whether we kicked him out or told him to go back to sleep.
Hahah I know Tony that's some shit too... and I think you probably met homegirl from back in the day.
But yo, I went on the CHS ski trip. That shit was MEGA.
shit was bananananas. i think you knew the girl i was with too. but i will say no names and let the water run under the bridge.
The following story has nothing to do with people having sex, but I thought that it needed to be posted:
I was on my period and the only pads left in the house were my mom's fat, long ones, so I had to use them. I was in a rush and couldn't hit the store because my friends and I were going to the amusement park. My crush was coming along, too, so I was really psyched. When we got there, we started walking around to check out the rides. All of a sudden, my crush comes running up from behind and full-on grabs my butt. But instead of squeezing me, he squeezed my pad! He yelled out, "Michelle! You really do have some junk in that trunk!" Everyone heard him and started cracking up. To this day they call me 'Junky!'
The following story has nothing to do with people having sex, but I thought that it needed to be posted:
I was on my period and the only pads left in the house were my mom's fat, long ones, so I had to use them. I was in a rush and couldn't hit the store because my friends and I were going to the amusement park. My crush was coming along, too, so I was really psyched. When we got there, we started walking around to check out the rides. All of a sudden, my crush comes running up from behind and full-on grabs my butt. But instead of squeezing me, he squeezed my pad! He yelled out, "Michelle! You really do have some junk in that trunk!" Everyone heard him and started cracking up. To this day they call me 'Junky!'
???Michelle, 14, Topeka, KS
you read that girly ass magazine? when i lived with my mother and sister she had all those magazines in the bathroom. it was the only thing to read when i was taking a shit. always with the tampon stories and the "i was mortified"
The following story has nothing to do with people having sex, but I thought that it needed to be posted:
I was on my period and the only pads left in the house were my mom's fat, long ones, so I had to use them. I was in a rush and couldn't hit the store because my friends and I were going to the amusement park. My crush was coming along, too, so I was really psyched. When we got there, we started walking around to check out the rides. All of a sudden, my crush comes running up from behind and full-on grabs my butt. But instead of squeezing me, he squeezed my pad! He yelled out, "Michelle! You really do have some junk in that trunk!" Everyone heard him and started cracking up. To this day they call me 'Junky!'
???Michelle, 14, Topeka, KS
you read that girly ass magazine? when i lived with my mother and sister she had all those magazines in the bathroom. it was the only thing to read when i was taking a shit. always with the tampon stories and the "i was mortified"
My YM experience is the same as yours. This was great toilet reading. Almost every story was about weird tampon accident. YM was a well written magazine, though. The phrase "Totally crushed out" is still part of my vernacular. My buddies would be like "You dig that chick?" and I would be all "Yo, I am TOTALLY crushed out on her".
In high school we had a kegger going on at my friends house when we were in 10th grade. This girl I knew from growing up, she was a real goody-goody in my town, father was a dentist, mom a lawyer, real white-collar preppy type catholic school girl. Anyway, her dad rolls up to pick her up from this party and everyone is wasted and he can't find his daughter anywhere. So he starts tearing through the house all frantic looking for her, and someone suggests he check upstairs. Dude opens a bedroom door to find his daughter buckass naked being railed from behind by my friend Rich. I was standing right there when he opened the door, so I guess that counts for the thread. I'll never forget how loud the guy yelled "FUCK", and the bugeyed look on my friend's face.
I see a lot of people fucking in cars and getting head and shit like that, but that's cause I know the spots in the office districts on Long Island where the people meet up to have affairs.
loft party downtown Los Angeles 1991. shit was crackin' til the wee hours. we were about to leave and i decide to take a leak before we split.
so i'm going from room to room looking for the restroom. open up the wrong door only to see a rather well known hollywood musician and random girl passed out tucked away in a tiny closet. i take a closer look and dude was passed out with his semi-hard dick right up in the chicks ass.
i tried not to look but couldn't help but notice that dude wasn't even wearing a condom. all bad. i eventually found the bathroom, laughing hysterically and pissing at the same time is not the most pleasurable feeling one can have.
loft party downtown Los Angeles 1991. shit was crackin' til the wee hours. we were about to leave and i decide to take a leak before we split.
so i'm going from room to room looking for the restroom. open up the wrong door only to see a rather well known hollywood musician and random girl passed out tucked away in a tiny closet. i take a closer look and dude was passed out with his semi-hard dick right up in the chicks ass.
i tried not to look but couldn't help but notice that dude wasn't even wearing a condom. all bad. i eventually found the bathroom, laughing hysterically and pissing at the same time is not the most pleasurable feeling one can have.
you cant tell a story like that and not tell us what celebrity the penis was attached to..
My grandma, once walked in my brother hittin' his girlfriend doggie style. She made a surprise visit when my brother thought no one was going to be home.....No Bullshit!!!!
Big_Stacks"I don't worry about hittin' power, cause I don't give 'em nuttin' to hit." 4,670 Posts
Hey,
I've never been caught mid-stroke. My ex-fiancee's mother walked in on C****l. Ole' girl said her mom wouldn't be home for another hour, and didn't wanna bang in her room because it was a mess. Wrong!!! Her mom came home early and walked in on us laying on the living floor (fully naked) right after I had rat-ta-tat-tatted that ass. Mrs. F****e said, "Now, ya'll know better than that," and then left the crib. Right when the door flung open, I grabbed my shirt to cover up the "gentle giant."
Then, I have a feeling pops walked in the house while me and my ex-fiancee were bonin' at my crib (when I lived with my folks). I remember him being in the kitchen when I came out the room with C****l. I have the strange feeling that he had been through the house, but played it cool.
Last, when I was up in Akron, I lived in a house with 3 roommates. My bedroom was upstairs next to the bathroom. I would notice the bathroom light would stay on for the loooongest time while I was up in my room with a young lady. Later, I found out dudes were laying on the bathroom floor next to the heat register (or vent) between the rooms listening in (didn't bust my flow). One of the dudes clowned me once about hearing me make the "nut groan" (ahhhh!!!!!) while finishing up a session with this fine veteran named Brenda L**** (during her weekly visit from out-of-town).
Last, when I was up in Akron, I lived in a house with 3 roommates. My bedroom was upstairs next to the bathroom. I would notice the bathroom light would stay on for the loooongest time while I was up in my room with a young lady. Later, I found out dudes were laying bathroom floor next to the heat register between the rooms listening in (didn't bust my flow). One the dudes clowned me once about hearing me make the "nut groan" (ahhhh!!!!!) while finishing up a session with this fine veteran named Brenda L****
So you're freakin' [freakin'], the furniture's squeakin' [squeakin'] She's tweakin', sayin' that she's weak in the knees. Cheek to cheek, and pound for pound, You're taxin' it and waxin' it and workin' it around, 'Til the booty starts makin' that clappin' sound, Which is cool, but your friends are chillin' in the other room. The clappin's getting louder, you don't want them to clown you, In this situation, what do you do: [What?] A, you, plain and simply, back up off her B, you hit it just a little bit softer, C, you take it out and put it in het butt, Well, D is what I do, so, yo, listen up: I put a towel on the floor by the two inch gap under the door Now they can't see me any more. Check the locks so they can't clock, but they can listen. There'll be no bargin' in and there'll be no dissin' [Dissin'] Gettin' back to my mission, break out the whipped cream and the cherries, Then I go through all the fly positions: My head under her leg under my arm under her toe. She says, 'I like it when you scream, baby let yourself go.' I hit it and split it, lick it and quit it. After the ride, put my clothes on and walk outside, And before anybody gets a chance to speak, I say, 'Yo, don't say nuttin', I guess I'm just a freak!'
Big_Stacks"I don't worry about hittin' power, cause I don't give 'em nuttin' to hit." 4,670 Posts
Oh,
I forgot about this one. I was down in southeastern Ohio with two of my roommates, one of which had family down there. So, we crossed the bridge into West Virginia (Wheeling) to go to a bar. Me and my roommates get shitfaced up in the piece. Then, guess who the fuck walks into the bar? The chick I talked about in the last story of my previous post, no bullshit. How about stumblin' across some pussy!!! Anyway, I hadn't seen (or fucked) her in a while, so we talked a bit. I ended up jettin' off from my boys and going with ole' girl and her cousin back to the cousin's crib (who was fiiiiiiiine as hell, by the way). So, the cousin cozied in on the couch, and me and Brenda when in the cousin's bedroom. I was in there fucking the shit outta Brenda, with her fine-ass cousing feet away on the living room couch hearing that shit. Then, afterwards, Brenda and I enjoyed a nice hot shower.
Fast forward to next morning, Brenda leaves me in the crib for a while alone with her honey-brown, hazel-eyed, pretty as well, BUILT cousin walking around in...a TEDDY. Man, it took every ounce of decency in me to fight the temptation of trying to push up. But, I was stranded because my roommates' pagers (or mine) wouldn't work in boondock West Virginia. Finally, I found the phone number of my roommates' mother crib, and they came to scoop me. I wondered if the cousin would have put me on. Hmmmmmmmmm.
In my first few weeks of college my roommate hooked up with a chick and brought her back to our room, where I was semi passed out on my bed. They got into his bed and proceeded to start doing the thing, which woke me up. I didn't know my boy that well at the time, and didn't know the chick at all, and I didn't want to just stand up and walk out in the middle of their session and freak them out, so I pretended to be asleep and waited for them to get done. I had to listen not only to the sex, but also to some of the most embarassingly goofy post-coital conversation in the world. By the end I had to piss like a racehorse, and I was praying that the chick would get her ass out of the room. When she finally did leave I waited ten seconds, jumped up and said "So was that shit good or what!" and ran to the bathroom. When I got back to the room my boy was sitting on the edge of the bed with his head in his hands, saying "You didn't hear me say al' that shit did you?" I had diss ammo for weeks off that one.
at 18, i was playing a house party in a band and we took a break. after 20 minutes went by, we couldn't find the lead singer anywhere. we were getting paid for the gig and the party people were starting to sweat us, so we really tried to find this dude. opened up the side doors to the guitar players VW van and had the singer's bare ass in my face as he was drilling a cute 15 year old. as chicks say: "eeewwww".
In my first few weeks of college my roommate hooked up with a chick and brought her back to our room, where I was semi passed out on my bed. They got into his bed and proceeded to start doing the thing, which woke me up. I didn't know my boy that well at the time, and didn't know the chick at all, and I didn't want to just stand up and walk out in the middle of their session and freak them out, so I pretended to be asleep and waited for them to get done. I had to listen not only to the sex, but also to some of the most embarassingly goofy post-coital conversation in the world. By the end I had to piss like a racehorse, and I was praying that the chick would get her ass out of the room. When she finally did leave I waited ten seconds, jumped up and said "So was that shit good or what!" and ran to the bathroom. When I got back to the room my boy was sitting on the edge of the bed with his head in his hands, saying "You didn't hear me say al' that shit did you?" I had diss ammo for weeks off that one.
I had a similar experience when I was passed out in my buddies garage. His garage was setup as sort of a hangout for everyone. Couches, videos games, TV's, etc. My buddy starts getting it on with this girl and I'm pretending to be asleep. My buddies brother (different buddy, no relation to the buddy getting it on) walks in to play some video games. There's a lot of junk in the garage and it was dark so he doesn't immediately notice the two. He eventually realized what's going on and bounced.
This girl was a bit of a hoe. Got passed around to every guy we knew. My turn came up eventually and I passed. I think she only wanted to hook it up because she knew I didn't like her (she was like 15 or 16 and I didn't like someone that young being around us, we were about 20 or 21 at the time. I later told my buddies she couldn't come over to my place). She disappeared for a year or two and then one day shows up at my office and asks for me. I think she completely forgot I didn't like her and she felt like I was going to give her some warm greeting. Either that or she was looking for an in back to our social circles. I gave her the ice grill and she got the message. Fast forward a few years later and she's hooked with another buddy of mine and even moved to stay with him in Texas where he was stationed (military). They lived together for a year or two and then broke up.
I don't hang with any of these people anymore. They all grew up to be brain-dead racist meatheads. Both still living at home. Probably still passing this girl around. It's pretty depressing that these people could never get their shit together.
One time in 94 we came back from a huge jam (yes, something that was pretty common at that time in Germany still) in Cologne and went to the train station. We were drunk and high as usual and were chilling on the side with a view on all the tracks, right next to the Dom
so we were standing there, watching the tracks and platforms inside the station, when a couple in front of us started making out. Then dude started to get in her panties and was fingering her with us as their audience. They clearly needed us, as they were turning towards us Then, she started screaming and came and after finished off the dude. We kind of stared in disbelief about what exhibitionist move was just going on in front of us, it didn't even turn me on. It was just weird. Once they were finished, they started to run and escaped before police could catch them. We were left behind and thought that this was something we didn't want to see again. Weird night stuff, especially for 14 year olds...
I walked in on a homeboy bangin his girl...in high school...I walked around the corner (at a house he was "taking care of" while his neighbors were away...dope pool...and we hung there and drank beer)...I came around the corner bout to say his name...and there he is hitting it doggie style...there were rumors (mostly from the girl he was fucking, and her friend's...haha) he had a really small penis and (unfortunately) I can confirm...dude was hung like a mouse...just sucks when the first thing you see when walking around the corner is your homeboy's tiny penis...before going back into his girl's snoo snoo...(btw..his girl was hot with a nice body)...they actually never knew that I knew...I just kinda walked backwards quietly away...never said anything to em, seemed better that way.
been watched a few times (and seen a few others...including the time I saw a girl/guy having sex...and the next apartment over...a girl was outta the shower in her bathroom...naked, doing her thing...and I would have felt bad looking, except she didn't put a towel on, had no curtains drawn and she actually smiled at me when she noticed me...haha...my gf at the time was a hater...so, that didn't go over well)....I definitely remember a time somewhat recently when I was getting dome on the freeway and some people pulled up next to us in a pick-up truck (a 35ish year old woman driving with her bf)....and they slowed down to be right next to us to watch for a second...haha...I just smiled...and waved ...
actually another time.....we were on our way to the beach...and I'm driving up to a stop sign...these dudes are looking at me and I'm smiling...they had been looking at me since coming up the block to the stop sign...then my girl's head pops up outta my lap...I guess they figured out why I was smiling...they instantly looked at each other on some "oh shit did we just see?" type steeze...
They clearly needed us, as they were turning towards us Then, she started screaming and came and after finished off the dude. We kind of stared in disbelief about what exhibitionist move was just going on in front of us, it didn't even turn me on. It was just weird.
We were left behind and thought that this was something we didn't want to see again. Weird night stuff, especially for 14 year olds...
whoa...um...yeah, that's a little out of the element of normal "exhibitionist"...to pretty fucking weird...and 14 year olds are never hot (unless you are 12-16)...
about 5 years ago the girl I was with back then and I were staying at a hotel in Switzerland. We had just got together so we spent alot of time in the room...
One morning I woke up, opening my eyes to a blurry and rather strange sight. I remember the room was scattered & more or less a disaster. Clothes were all over the place a few empty and broken bottles were piling up in a corner and most importantly we had obviously been sleeping on the hotel-beds mattress located on ON THE FLOOR!!! The reason for this mess was escaping me at that time.
I murmured 'WTF?' tweaking my eyes.
I noticed she was already up, sitting buttnaked on the edge of the mattress, looking out the window, smoking.
She turned around hearing my mumbling, and went "It's alright baby, we had to put the mattress down because the people next door kept banging on the wall because the goddamn bed kept hammering the wall..." and smiled at me.
Slowly putting the puzzle in my head together I remember getting back to the Hotel furiously drunk and stoned, tearing our clothes off....
Whilst trying to memorize this I felt the morning ROAR coming on. I grabbed her, put her back into bed and there we went again....
Next thing I remember is looking right into the faces of two deranged cleaning ladies in the widely opened door!
There we were, about 1-2 meters away from the door, fucking on the floor with the mattrass out, a room that looked like it had been turned upside down, with the front of the mattrass facing the door - my girl (she was on her back looking up at them upside down and) goes 'please come back later, okay?' whilst I tried to cover her parts up with my body.
Of course they left and we put the DND sign out, LOCKED THE DOOR, and continued with the mattrass back on the bed.
The next morning we got up earlier, figuring they might be back or perhaps an other team of cleaning ladies was scheduled to bust us that morning, so we proceeded to the LARGE bathroom that was located a few doors on in the hall. After we got back to our room, I had to find out my weed was stolen - bummer.
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- my first basketball roadtrip in college, my teammate brought back the hottest chick to our hotel room that he met at the hotel pool. she came up to the room with a girlfriend, but it was like beauty and the beast. so i told the ugly friend i was going to sleep and she left. the hot chick stayed and like 2 seconds after her friend bounced, they shut the lights off and started hooking up...loudly. meanwhile, i tried to fall asleep but i was so f*cking jealous that she was in his bed, and it was dead silent, other than the noise they were making. at one point, they got up and took a shower together. haha.
- in high school my friend invited me to his girlfriend's house because she had a twin. her twin wanted nothing to do with me, but he drove. so i had to sit on the floor while we watched a movie and his girl gave him a handjob on the couch right in front of me.
- i dated this girl who went to Drexel for a minute while i was in college in boston. they go to school all year round, so when i came home for the summer i didnt have a place to take her...except for my dad's house...with him there. so we always got stuck in her dorm room with her roommate and her boyfriend. anyway, my girl was a prude (for the moment) but she always made me sleep over. so we'd get in bed and it would be a goodnite kiss. meanwile, her roommate would get in bed with her man and it was like being on set at a porno. haha. good times...
ehhhhh
thats all i will say
He would shit with the bathroom door open as well.
DOH!!
but yo, you cant wish erectile disfunction on a friend. you gotta root for your crew even if you arent in the game. personally, i think you should have gotten with the "beast"...probably would have had a much better time that night than your boy.
shit was bananananas. i think you knew the girl i was with too. but i will say no names and let the water run under the bridge.
that's my new favorite phrase in the world right now.
you read that girly ass magazine? when i lived with my mother and sister she had all those magazines in the bathroom. it was the only thing to read when i was taking a shit. always with the tampon stories and the "i was mortified"
My YM experience is the same as yours. This was great toilet reading. Almost every story was about weird tampon accident. YM was a well written magazine, though. The phrase "Totally crushed out" is still part of my vernacular. My buddies would be like "You dig that chick?" and I would be all "Yo, I am TOTALLY crushed out on her".
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I see a lot of people fucking in cars and getting head and shit like that, but that's cause I know the spots in the office districts on Long Island where the people meet up to have affairs.
so i'm going from room to room looking for the restroom. open up the wrong door only to see a rather well known hollywood musician and random girl passed out tucked away in a tiny closet. i take a closer look
i tried not to look
you cant tell a story like that and not tell us what celebrity the penis was attached to..
I've never been caught mid-stroke. My ex-fiancee's mother walked in on C****l. Ole' girl said her mom wouldn't be home for another hour, and didn't wanna bang in her room because it was a mess. Wrong!!! Her mom came home early and walked in on us laying on the living floor (fully naked) right after I had rat-ta-tat-tatted that ass. Mrs. F****e said, "Now, ya'll know better than that," and then left the crib. Right when the door flung open, I grabbed my shirt to cover up the "gentle giant."
Then, I have a feeling pops walked in the house while me and my ex-fiancee were bonin' at my crib (when I lived with my folks). I remember him being in the kitchen when I came out the room with C****l. I have the strange feeling that he had been through the house, but played it cool.
Last, when I was up in Akron, I lived in a house with 3 roommates. My bedroom was upstairs next to the bathroom. I would notice the bathroom light would stay on for the loooongest time while I was up in my room with a young lady. Later, I found out dudes were laying on the bathroom floor next to the heat register (or vent) between the rooms listening in (didn't bust my flow). One of the dudes clowned me once about hearing me make the "nut groan" (ahhhh!!!!!) while finishing up a session with this fine veteran named Brenda L**** (during her weekly visit from out-of-town).
Peace,
Big Stacks from Kakalak
I forgot about this one. I was down in southeastern Ohio with two of my roommates, one of which had family down there. So, we crossed the bridge into West Virginia (Wheeling) to go to a bar. Me and my roommates get shitfaced up in the piece. Then, guess who the fuck walks into the bar? The chick I talked about in the last story of my previous post, no bullshit. How about stumblin' across some pussy!!! Anyway, I hadn't seen (or fucked) her in a while, so we talked a bit. I ended up jettin' off from my boys and going with ole' girl and her cousin back to the cousin's crib (who was fiiiiiiiine as hell, by the way). So, the cousin cozied in on the couch, and me and Brenda when in the cousin's bedroom. I was in there fucking the shit outta Brenda, with her fine-ass cousing feet away on the living room couch hearing that shit. Then, afterwards, Brenda and I enjoyed a nice hot shower.
Fast forward to next morning, Brenda leaves me in the crib for a while alone with her honey-brown, hazel-eyed, pretty as well, BUILT cousin walking around in...a TEDDY. Man, it took every ounce of decency in me to fight the temptation of trying to push up. But, I was stranded because my roommates' pagers (or mine) wouldn't work in boondock West Virginia. Finally, I found the phone number of my roommates' mother crib, and they came to scoop me. I wondered if the cousin would have put me on. Hmmmmmmmmm.
Peace,
Big Stacks from Kakalak
I had a similar experience when I was passed out in my buddies garage. His garage was setup as sort of a hangout for everyone. Couches, videos games, TV's, etc. My buddy starts getting it on with this girl and I'm pretending to be asleep. My buddies brother (different buddy, no relation to the buddy getting it on) walks in to play some video games. There's a lot of junk in the garage and it was dark so he doesn't immediately notice the two. He eventually realized what's going on and bounced.
This girl was a bit of a hoe. Got passed around to every guy we knew. My turn came up eventually and I passed. I think she only wanted to hook it up because she knew I didn't like her (she was like 15 or 16 and I didn't like someone that young being around us, we were about 20 or 21 at the time. I later told my buddies she couldn't come over to my place). She disappeared for a year or two and then one day shows up at my office and asks for me. I think she completely forgot I didn't like her and she felt like I was going to give her some warm greeting. Either that or she was looking for an in back to our social circles. I gave her the ice grill and she got the message. Fast forward a few years later and she's hooked with another buddy of mine and even moved to stay with him in Texas where he was stationed (military). They lived together for a year or two and then broke up.
I don't hang with any of these people anymore. They all grew up to be brain-dead racist meatheads. Both still living at home. Probably still passing this girl around. It's pretty depressing that these people could never get their shit together.
so we were standing there, watching the tracks and platforms inside the station, when a couple in front of us started making out. Then dude started to get in her panties and was fingering her with us as their audience. They clearly needed us, as they were turning towards us Then, she started screaming and came and after finished off the dude. We kind of stared in disbelief about what exhibitionist move was just going on in front of us, it didn't even turn me on. It was just weird. Once they were finished, they started to run and escaped before police could catch them. We were left behind and thought that this was something we didn't want to see again. Weird night stuff, especially for 14 year olds...
been watched a few times (and seen a few others...including the time I saw a girl/guy having sex...and the next apartment over...a girl was outta the shower in her bathroom...naked, doing her thing...and I would have felt bad looking, except she didn't put a towel on, had no curtains drawn and she actually smiled at me when she noticed me...haha...my gf at the time was a hater...so, that didn't go over well)....I definitely remember a time somewhat recently when I was getting dome on the freeway and some people pulled up next to us in a pick-up truck (a 35ish year old woman driving with her bf)....and they slowed down to be right next to us to watch for a second...haha...I just smiled...and waved
actually another time.....we were on our way to the beach...and I'm driving up to a stop sign...these dudes are looking at me and I'm smiling...they had been looking at me since coming up the block to the stop sign...then my girl's head pops up outta my lap...I guess they figured out why I was smiling...they instantly looked at each other on some "oh shit did we just see?" type steeze...
whoa...um...yeah, that's a little out of the element of normal "exhibitionist"...to pretty fucking weird...and 14 year olds are never hot (unless you are 12-16)...
One morning I woke up, opening my eyes to a blurry and rather strange sight.
I remember the room was scattered & more or less a disaster.
Clothes were all over the place a few empty and broken bottles were piling up in a corner and most importantly we had obviously been sleeping on the hotel-beds mattress located on ON THE FLOOR!!! The reason for this mess was escaping me at that time.
I murmured 'WTF?' tweaking my eyes.
I noticed she was already up, sitting buttnaked on the edge of the mattress, looking out the window, smoking.
She turned around hearing my mumbling, and went "It's alright baby, we had to put the mattress down because the people next door kept banging on the wall because the goddamn bed kept hammering the wall..." and smiled at me.
Slowly putting the puzzle in my head together I remember getting back to the Hotel furiously drunk and stoned, tearing our clothes off....
Whilst trying to memorize this I felt the morning ROAR coming on.
I grabbed her, put her back into bed and there we went again....
Next thing I remember is looking right into the faces of two deranged cleaning ladies in the widely opened door!
There we were, about 1-2 meters away from the door, fucking on the floor with the mattrass out, a room that looked like it had been turned upside down, with the front of the mattrass facing the door - my girl (she was on her back looking up at them upside down and) goes 'please come back later, okay?' whilst I tried to cover her parts up with my body.
Of course they left and we put the DND sign out, LOCKED THE DOOR, and continued with the mattrass back on the bed.
The next morning we got up earlier, figuring they might be back or perhaps an other team of cleaning ladies was scheduled to bust us that morning, so we proceeded to the LARGE bathroom that was located a few doors on in the hall. After we got back to our room, I had to find out my weed was stolen - bummer.
I bet it was the fucking cleaning lady