STEELY DAN: OFFICIAL CRYBABY PUSSIES
soulmarcosa
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Bad enough they've polluted the musical landscape with their overproduced pseudointellectual "coked out LA studio session man" stereo system test "jazz rock," sued Lord Tariq & Peter Gunz without mercy, come out with solo work even worse than their official group albums, made looking like a Berkeley college professor an acceptable onstage image, have compounded the problem by touring with bearded "r'n'b lite" icon Michael McDonald, and worst of all, fooled the majority of this board into thinking they actually recorded good music.Now, millions of dollars and several Grammy-winning terds later they can't think of anything better to do with their time than write a contrived "hey man, like, dude, this isn't cool" open letter to Luke Wilson to complain about his brother Owen not giving them a slice of the YOU, ME & DUPREE pie.
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I don't think it's Steely Dan though....
Think I'll listen to this afterwards:
I MEAN REALLY
Who knew you were such a fan of the Wilson Brosses?
I was going to write "no 'you mad doggie' icons allowed in this thread" notice at the end of that post but I didn't want to spoil anyone's fun.
That in itself suggests that Marco's rant (like the Steely Dan thing) might be a colossal put-on (or one would hope.....)
I think he's on record as being anti-THE DAN and anti-PROG ROCK.
Oh, it's the Dan alright. More specifically, Walter Becker. The "Zal Yanovsky of the 21st Century" gag is great. Obviously they know they don't really have a case as far as YM&D is concerned, but they're not going to let that stop them from dissing Owen Wilson, who's a bit of a yutz, after all. I think it's hot that they don't take themselves as seriously as the people who hate them do, never mind the people who love them, of which I am proud to count myself as one.
And when you dis Michael McDonald, you dis yourself.
EDIT: Funky16, I now realise that you weren't questioning the validity of the Dan's letter. My bad.
Two Against Nature.
I'm glad someone said it. Let's add Weather Report to that list too.
That I understand, though I don't know who would classify Steelay Dan as "prog rock" which makes as much sense as calling them hippies...
I'm surprised that Tom Scharpling granted the sample clearance for this post.
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Naw, I don't think anyone called them that. I just remember threads about prog rock that brought out similar vitriolic responses from yr boy Jacques du Crunk.
Now I am understanding!
One of their producers came and lectured to us at school, and was spouting off pretentious recording engineer nonsense like how playing tracks back from certain harddrives sound different to his perfect ears. At one point I yelled "YEAH BUT STEELY DAN STILL SUCKS ASS" which everyone in the room seemed to agree with.
That letter reeks of organic sprout farts
Nonetheless, a few gems:
"...there is one petite solid you could do for us at this time...."
"Your bro may be creating an extremely retrograde reality matrix for himself...."
As he rises to her apology...
Anybody else would surely know
Ha!
It's those purposely patronising attempts at dude-speak that are my favourite parts. That, and the fact that it's addressed to Luke Wilson, as though a) to imply that he might spends too much of his life making excuses for his brother, and b) that there'd be little point addressing Owen directly because he's too dumb anyway, so can you talk some sense into him? It's one of the most beautifully crafted disses I've read in years; a "stereo demonstration record" of disses, if you will.
I was just informed that the pic you posted really *isn't* MM.