omg this is so funny.i feel so bad because i've reposted this everywhere after theeecasualmale passed it on, but it's so CRY FUNNY. can't help it, don't remember the last time i laughed so hard
she has to be faking it. she's a waitress! people lie all the time with some outrageous story to get on springer and whatnot. but this is one of the most bizarre and hilarious profiles ever. the scenes of the pickle factory with the omen-like piano score?
I'd like to hear what the mustard phobia lady has to say for herself.
Source, USA Today:
"I am proud to share my phobia of sauces??? this includes mayonnaise, ketchup, mustard, and even salad dressings. Heck, I've never eaten a salad in my life because of it. For years, I have had this, even causing vomiting if a sauce gets on my hand. I tell restaurants that I can't have them on my sandwiches because I'm allergic to them ... hey, whatever works!" ???Harry Brislin, Mobile, Ala.
i was having a really bad morning and then mike sent me this link out of nowhere when i was at work today and i had to stop it midway twice because i kept bursting into uncontrollable laughter. the chase music when maury says she has to confront her fear and someone walks on stage with a platter of pickles. what's the hell? god, SO hilarious
when maury went backstage to console her, I was SO hoping he would have whipped a pickle out of his pocket (noayo), screamed 'PICKLE! PICKLE! PICKLE!' and shook it in her face.
when maury went backstage to console her, I was SO hoping he would have whipped a pickle out of his pocket (noayo), screamed 'PICKLE! PICKLE! PICKLE!' and shook it in her face.
FROM THE DONALD FAGEN - MORPH THE CAT THRAED OF ALL PLACES:
DrJoel Reged: 03/23/06 Posts: 268 Loc: Phoenixville, PA Re: "Morph the Cat"-Donald Fagen [Re: Funky_Mimizu]
i have only heard a few songs off of the new Don album, i liked what i heard but didn't rush out to grab it or anything.
Funny story though, this guy and his wife come into the restaraunt i work at and the lady has a physical reaction to Steely Dan. It triggers something from her pregnancy and she gets sick when she hears it. Apparently her and her husband listened to it a lot during some point of her being pregnant, she gets a really uncomfortable look on her face when it comes on. Don't know how much she was exaggerating, but she's been in twice when we've been playing stuff from Aja and her husband asks us if we can change it, launching into the whole story each time. My boss isn't into reqeusts/people asking us to change the music, but he makes an exception in her case. Pretty weird.
Man, Freud would have a field day with this girl, and she sure doesn't want to be hearing the Dr. Octagon LP anytime soon or else she'll shrivel up and die at one of the skits.
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Source, USA Today:
"I am proud to share my phobia of sauces??? this includes mayonnaise, ketchup, mustard, and even salad dressings. Heck, I've never eaten a salad in my life because of it. For years, I have had this, even causing vomiting if a sauce gets on my hand. I tell restaurants that I can't have them on my sandwiches because I'm allergic to them ... hey, whatever works!" ???Harry Brislin, Mobile, Ala.
i was having a really bad morning and then mike sent me this link out of nowhere when i was at work today and i had to stop it midway twice because i kept bursting into uncontrollable laughter. the chase music when maury says she has to confront her fear and someone walks on stage with a platter of pickles. what's the hell? god, SO hilarious
"Dammmm! I thought my mustard ish was freaky! She reeel fucked up!"
"PICKLES ARE DESTROYING MY LIFE!"
Mork, vagina is not a bad word. You can do it. I believe in you.
DUDE I AM ALLERGIC TO SOULSTRUT AND POSTING ON RECORD MESSAGEBOARDS DURING THE DAYTIME
Somehow, this does not surprise me.
THIS IS COMING FROM A DOOD WHOSE KRYPTONITE IS HIP HOP AND RAP MUSIC
BY FAR THE MOST AYO EVAR
YOU ON THE MAURY SHOW
GETCHASELF A MAURY FLOW
DIPSET! AY!
The video montages are hilarious... Fade into a slow motion black & white shot of mustard spraying everywhere
And the balloon lady...
"Don't go back there, it's even worse!"
I'm going to hell when I die.