Strut Profession Roll Call (Your Job Related)

mannybolone

So...I'm always quite impressed/amazed to see the depth and breadth of people's careers up on the Strut. From someone guy who used to handle a jizz mop in a porno store, to a frightening amount of attorneys, to a professional cook, to Monty Starks, to Gillian Anderson's brother (not really a profession but still kind of whoa), et. al. it just seems like there's no end to what folks do here. So I'm checking to see if we have any of the following in our midst. Lurkers, come out the (professional) closet!Are there any...Chiropractors?Practicing psychologists?Massage therapists?Public officials?Paleontologists?Church officials (i.e. priests, ministers, deacons, etc.)?Professional athletes?Law enforcement officers?Short order cooks?Auto workers?Venture capitalists?Plumbers?Studio engineers? Add your own queries. And just curious on a personal level, are there any other professors out here? Rep your dept and school!

canonical

Academia baby. Here's my desk / kitchen.

Department: Mathematics (Functional Analysis). Not a professor... yet.

monty

So...to Monty Starks

Stark[/b] damit

mannybolone

m'bad

ladyday

HIV/AIDS prevention and awareness to (sort of) pay the bills, and graphic design on the side.



...and I am very disconnected from the 'Strut. I didn't realize monty was thee Monty Stark.

Pistol_Pete

Who's Agent Scully's brother?

DjArcadian

to Gillian Anderson's brother (not really a profession but still kind of whoa), et. al.

What? Who?

I used to play with one of the son's of one of the Mitchell Brothers when I was younger. Does that count as a profession? SOunds better than saying I'm an office manager and administrator.

monty

...I didn't realize monty was thee Monty Starks.

Stark[/b] damit

ladyday

...I didn't realize monty was thee Monty Starks.

Stark[/b] damit

Oh man, I even fixed it like one second later.

canonical

Oh man, I even fixed it like one second later.

Just don't make that mistake when you go to sell your "Starks[/b] Reality Musical Childrens vinyl 33.3 album" on ebay.

ladyday

Just don't make that mistake when you go to sell your "Starks[/b] Reality Musical Childrens vinyl 33.3 album" on ebay.

The copy I bought on my non-profit salary?

b/w

I blame ODub.

monty

serg

locksmith

mannybolone

locksmith

Sheet - looks more like "bomb maker". But hey, if I ever lock my dumb ass out the house, I know who to call.

canonical

Sheet - looks more like "bomb maker". But hey, if I ever lock my dumb ass out the house find out who broke into my house and stole all my rare, I know who to call blame.

ladyday

This reminds me, I have a box of about a hundred discarded keys sitting under my desk that I'm trying to decide what to do with. I feel like they could be used for some really cool art project, social experiment, etc. Anyone got ideas?

canonical

This reminds me, I have a box of about a hundred discarded keys sitting under my desk that I'm trying to decide what to do with. I feel like they could be used for some really cool art project, social experiment, etc. Anyone got ideas?

You could take the keys, stab them into the chests of random people, and see if you have the key to anyones heart.

OK it's late I'm going to bed.

nzshadow

fulltime stay at home dad
working on my thesis and ill graduate with a BIBM (Bachelor of International Business Management)
(went back to school at 30)
parttime bartender

bobbydee

I work as a graphic designer for a crappy large format digtal printer. But I spend most of my spare time doing sound design/composing, mostly for theatre and short film. I also work in post production for film and tv.

-yawn-

kenny

I'm an urban/ town planner

theory9

Going back to law school next year ('07); bartend full-time, waiting for my first kid.

Dabney_Soulman

Television producer currently working on a variety of shows for the E! Entertainment cable channel

dollar_bin

Academia baby. Here's my desk / kitchen.

Department: Mathematics (Functional Analysis). Not a professor... yet.

your waxidermy is showing

I'm an academic too, doing biophysics on muscle and cytoskeletal myosins. Although I've never driven a jizz mop I have been involved in collecting sperm from sea urchins.

theory9

Academia baby. Here's my desk / kitchen.

Department: Mathematics (Functional Analysis). Not a professor... yet.

your waxidermy is showing

I'm an academic too, doing biophysics on muscle and cytoskeletal myosins. Although I've never driven a jizz mop I have been involved in collecting sperm from sea urchins.

Sushi?

Junior

Since leaving uni with a degree in English Lit and Film studies I've failed to ever take a job which reflects even a modicum of my personal interests.

Worked as a professional investigator for a while (not even remotely as interesting as it sounds) and these days project manage and analyse data for an independent healthcare research company while waiting for something decent to come along.

If you ever need any facts and figures about the NHS I'm your man.

rootlesscosmo

fulltime stay at home dad
working on my thesis and ill graduate with a BIBM (Bachelor of International Business Management)
(went back to school at 30)
parttime bartender

your former job was more interesting .

Lamont

Worked as a professional investigator for a while (not even remotely as interesting as it sounds)

please extrapollate, we all know it's not how we think it is, yet, what's it like ?

El Prez

I am a school administrator...I hold Expulsion Hearings for the Cleveland Municipal School District...you wouldn't believe the things I hear on a daily basis....especially from parents.

PrimeCutsLtd

I'm a chef at a seafood restaurant in Beach Haven, New Jersey.
Which doesn't leave much time to look for records....

Mjukis

Practicing psychologists?

Studying to be one... But in the summer it's all about working in the

djr

Project Manager, Electronic & Print Research Products
(sounds pretty good, anyway....)