HarveyCanal Appreciation

Danno3000

Harvey, you???re pure comedy and we love you for it. With charming sincerity, you manage to offer gems like this:???Think of it this way. If a fossilized dinosaur can be mined, refined, and burned to create potential energy. Imagine the energy that could be produced from a live emotional creature.???Dude! That???s priceless. You can pay for laughs like that.PS NZSHADOW IS THE FUTURE

Guzzo

"I honestly don't know what is so far-fetched about certain earthlings being descendants of reptilian visitors from another planet."

At first I laughed at this, but then my Jewish Hollywood boss stuck his elongated toungue out i n the air and caught a fruitfly in the middle of a conversation.

Danno, beware your mockery. They are watching

HarveyCanal

Should I be honored that some of y'all feel that you are representing the unimaginative, chump-ass status quo at my expense?

Little dudes abound.

Sooks

PS NZSHADOW IS THE FUTURE

no doubt

funky16corners

Funky16Corners: Representing the unimaginative, chump-ass status quo since 1962 [/b]

Danno3000

Should I be honored that some of y'all feel that you are representing the unimaginative, chump-ass status quo at my expense?

Little dudes abound.

Dude, you should feel like a goof for seriously expounding stupid ideas, i.e. "Think of it this way. If a fossilized dinosaur can be mined, refined, and burned to create potential energy. Imagine the energy that could be produced from a live emotional creature.???

You're sugesting that because oil derives from dinosaurs, living animals that possess emotions are a great source of energy. Your private mind garden has to be a pretty special place, because statements like that are, like, silly.

Which is why I like you, man. The world needs more silliness. Seriously.

Rockadelic

Funky16Corners: Representing the unimaginative, chump-ass status quo since 1962 [/b]

I used to represent the imaginative believers of Bigfoot, Chupacabra, Abominable Snowman and the Loch Ness Monster........but then God came to me in a dream and told me they didn't exist.

Guzzo

Funky16Corners: Representing the unimaginative, chump-ass status quo since 1962 [/b]

I used to represent the imaginative believers of Bigfoot, Chupacabra, Abominable Snowman and the Loch Ness Monster........but then God came to me in a dream and told me they didn't exist.

an iguana came to me once and told me your god doesn't exist.

and I know it wasn't It a dream cause I pinched the iguana and a neocon came out his 3rd eye

Swayze

So what does this all have to do with Ethanol?

caveprecise

I really don't see the need in creating and maintaining a thread dedicated to disrespecting one person.

Group taunting is some girl in a pink skirt shit if ever I've seen it.

bassie

Group taunting is some girl in a pink skirt shit if ever I've seen it.

well-said. pure schoolyard games.

Guzzo

I really don't see the need in creating and maintaining a thread dedicated to disrespecting one person.

Group taunting is some girl in a pink skirt shit if ever I've seen it.

calm down,

Archaic has thick (possibly scaley) skin. He can take some ribbing. if you are the sensitive type you may find this site hard to deal with

hogginthefogg

I really don't see the need in creating and maintaining a thread dedicated to disrespecting one person.

Group taunting is some girl in a pink skirt shit if ever I've seen it.

I agree wholeheartedly, but I have nothing against girls in pink skirts. I should hope you don't, either.

GenePontecorvo

if you are the sensitive type you may find this site hard to deal with

HarveyCanal

Dude, you should feel like a goof for seriously expounding stupid ideas, i.e. "Think of it this way. If a fossilized dinosaur can be mined, refined, and burned to create potential energy. Imagine the energy that could be produced from a live emotional creature.???

You're sugesting that because oil derives from dinosaurs, living animals that possess emotions are a great source of energy. Your private mind garden has to be a pretty special place, because statements like that are, like, silly.

All of the millions of billions of people who have been sacrificed in the name of black magic over the course of human history probably aren't seeing a silly angle to my comments as you are.

I can't say one way or the other if human sacrifice actually does aid magical endeavors. But far too many at least believe that it does to the point that as you laugh, others die.

Seriously, you've at least heard of virgins being sacrificed, haven't you? There's supposed to be something along the lines of capturing their pure energy that makes them ideal prey for black magicians.

Soulhawk

is this madness eclipse related???

faux_rillz

Dude, you should feel like a goof for seriously expounding stupid ideas, i.e. "Think of it this way. If a fossilized dinosaur can be mined, refined, and burned to create potential energy. Imagine the energy that could be produced from a live emotional creature.???

You're sugesting that because oil derives from dinosaurs, living animals that possess emotions are a great source of energy. Your private mind garden has to be a pretty special place, because statements like that are, like, silly.

All of the millions of billions of people who have been sacrificed in the name of black magic over the course of human history probably aren't seeing a silly angle to my comments as you are.

I can't say one way or the other if human sacrifice actually does aid magical endeavors. But far too many at least believe that it does to the point that as you laugh, others die.

Seriously, you've at least heard of virgins being sacrificed, haven't you? There's supposed to be something along the lines of capturing their pure energy that makes them ideal prey for black magicians.

One of your classic twists of logic: "you should respect this ludicrous idea because other people have taken it to even greater extremes than I have!"

HarveyCanal

One of your classic twists of logic: "you should respect this ludicrous idea because other people have taken it to even greater extremes than I have!"

You should acknowledge that people are being killed in the name of black magic as the first step in attempting to stop it from happening.

The_Non

Petroleum, natural gas, and coal are the main sources of energy for modern use. All of these fuels are classified as fossil fuels. The reason they are called fossil fuels is because they are all made from decayed plants and animals that have been preserved in the earth's crust by pressure, bacterial processes and heat. It takes millions of years for these organisms to chemically change into fossil fuels.

Liquid fossil fuels, like petroleum, is formed in areas that geologists believe were once covered by oceans or seas. These fuels were formed when dead plants and animals sank to the bottom of the ocean and were covered by sediments.
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To say that dinosaurs make oil is not only oversimplification, it is just stupid. Stop propagating misinformed science.

soulmarcosa

You should acknowledge that people are being killed in the name of black magic as the first step in attempting to stop it from happening.

Am I the only person who's thinking harveycanal is actually KRS-ONE?

b/w

Guzzo

One of your classic twists of logic: "you should respect this ludicrous idea because other people have taken it to even greater extremes than I have!"

You should acknowledge that people are being killed in the name of black magic as the first step in attempting to stop it from happening.

do you read your responses or do you just load in some pre-set speil about black magic/ lizards/ illuminati/etc?

I feel like you are the hip-hop equivelent of a magic 8-ball of conspiracies.

the3rdstream

ok my private mindgarden image of archaic have gone from...




to...




to right now...





keep it up man, let your internal goddess shine through

HarveyCanal

Petroleum, natural gas, and coal are the main sources of energy for modern use. All of these fuels are classified as fossil fuels. The reason they are called fossil fuels is because they are all made from decayed plants and animals that have been preserved in the earth's crust by pressure, bacterial processes and heat. It takes millions of years for these organisms to chemically change into fossil fuels.

Liquid fossil fuels, like petroleum, is formed in areas that geologists believe were once covered by oceans or seas. These fuels were formed when dead plants and animals sank to the bottom of the ocean and were covered by sediments.
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To say that dinosaurs make oil is not only oversimplification, it is just stupid. Stop propagating misinformed science.

Science is a farce.

Guzzo

Science is a farce.

Icke ist truth

Young_Phonics

i'm not really sure where this whole black magic talk is coming from?


Science is farce? Kinda of funny for a person to say while using the internet

Terry_Clubbup

To say that dinosaurs make oil is not only oversimplification, it is just stupid. Stop propagating misinformed science.

He didn't say that - He didn't say that -
He didn't "say" "dinosaurs make oil" at all

What he typed was, and I quote

Think of it this way. If a fossilized dinosaur can be mined, refined, and burned to create potential energy. Imagine the energy that could be produced from a live emotional creature.

That shit is power in a bottle for these clowns.

And it's the goddamn truth.

The power reapers got y'all all concern about owl/oil/oil/owl,
meanwhile, YOUR ACTUAL LIVING WORKING BODY is being put to
despotic use. This is way bigger than division of labor.
This is collectro x a trillion, on some fast Eddie Money
Two Tickets To Paradise schitt.

A fucking disconnected chain of ant-people pulling pud
in front of contuter screens, doing the work of Mabus.

Thank me later.

Harvey, remind them why we're all kept alive as oppose to just
being completely eradicated.

Clueless dots on the sugarpile.

Swayze

If I grew a fucked off ass[/b] beard, mustache and afro combo, and grew a neanderthal-eque brow I could be this dude's twin.

The_Non

Dude, you're hysterical. I don't know if I'm laughing with you or at you.

Empirical data, hypothesis and experiments with controls are out the window in favor of the truthiness of your convictions.

I just need to get right.

hogginthefogg

If I grew a fucked off ass[/b] beard, mustache and afro combo, and grew a neanderthal-eque brow I could be this dude's twin.

No, you just have to put a light bulb in your mouth:

HAZBEEN

This thread is crazy, but in an amazing way. I am feeling this black magic/human sacrifice thing. It's compeling reading. Is this all in that dude's book?

KUDOS! HUZZAH!

HAZ

Terry_Clubbup

If this was the DARK AGES,
Harvey would be saying "you need to consider that the earth is round,
and not actually flat with edges".
And all of you sideways-glancing chuckleheads would be throwing stones.
And Harvey would be getting stoned.


Jesus Fuck! it is the Dark Ages.