HarveyCanal Appreciation
Danno3000
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Harvey, you???re pure comedy and we love you for it. With charming sincerity, you manage to offer gems like this:???Think of it this way. If a fossilized dinosaur can be mined, refined, and burned to create potential energy. Imagine the energy that could be produced from a live emotional creature.???Dude! That???s priceless. You can pay for laughs like that.PS NZSHADOW IS THE FUTURE
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At first I laughed at this, but then my Jewish Hollywood boss stuck his elongated toungue out i n the air and caught a fruitfly in the middle of a conversation.
Danno, beware your mockery. They are watching
Little dudes abound.
no doubt
Dude, you should feel like a goof for seriously expounding stupid ideas, i.e. "Think of it this way. If a fossilized dinosaur can be mined, refined, and burned to create potential energy. Imagine the energy that could be produced from a live emotional creature.???
You're sugesting that because oil derives from dinosaurs, living animals that possess emotions are a great source of energy. Your private mind garden has to be a pretty special place, because statements like that are, like, silly.
Which is why I like you, man. The world needs more silliness. Seriously.
I used to represent the imaginative believers of Bigfoot, Chupacabra, Abominable Snowman and the Loch Ness Monster........but then God came to me in a dream and told me they didn't exist.
an iguana came to me once and told me your god doesn't exist.
and I know it wasn't It a dream cause I pinched the iguana and a neocon came out his 3rd eye
Group taunting is some girl in a pink skirt shit if ever I've seen it.
well-said. pure schoolyard games.
calm down,
Archaic has thick (possibly scaley) skin. He can take some ribbing. if you are the sensitive type you may find this site hard to deal with
I agree wholeheartedly, but I have nothing against girls in pink skirts. I should hope you don't, either.
All of the millions of billions of people who have been sacrificed in the name of black magic over the course of human history probably aren't seeing a silly angle to my comments as you are.
I can't say one way or the other if human sacrifice actually does aid magical endeavors. But far too many at least believe that it does to the point that as you laugh, others die.
Seriously, you've at least heard of virgins being sacrificed, haven't you? There's supposed to be something along the lines of capturing their pure energy that makes them ideal prey for black magicians.
One of your classic twists of logic: "you should respect this ludicrous idea because other people have taken it to even greater extremes than I have!"
You should acknowledge that people are being killed in the name of black magic as the first step in attempting to stop it from happening.
To say that dinosaurs make oil is not only oversimplification, it is just stupid. Stop propagating misinformed science.
Am I the only person who's thinking harveycanal is actually KRS-ONE?
b/w
do you read your responses or do you just load in some pre-set speil about black magic/ lizards/ illuminati/etc?
I feel like you are the hip-hop equivelent of a magic 8-ball of conspiracies.
to...
to right now...
keep it up man, let your internal goddess shine through
Science is a farce.
Icke ist truth
Science is farce? Kinda of funny for a person to say while using the internet
He didn't say that - He didn't say that -
He didn't "say" "dinosaurs make oil" at all
What he typed was, and I quote
And it's the goddamn truth.
The power reapers got y'all all concern about owl/oil/oil/owl,
meanwhile, YOUR ACTUAL LIVING WORKING BODY is being put to
despotic use. This is way bigger than division of labor.
This is collectro x a trillion, on some fast Eddie Money
Two Tickets To Paradise schitt.
A fucking disconnected chain of ant-people pulling pud
in front of contuter screens, doing the work of Mabus.
Thank me later.
Harvey, remind them why we're all kept alive as oppose to just
being completely eradicated.
Clueless dots on the sugarpile.
If I grew a fucked off ass[/b] beard, mustache and afro combo, and grew a neanderthal-eque brow I could be this dude's twin.
Empirical data, hypothesis and experiments with controls are out the window in favor of the truthiness of your convictions.
I just need to get right.
No, you just have to put a light bulb in your mouth:
KUDOS! HUZZAH!
HAZ
If this was the DARK AGES,
Harvey would be saying "you need to consider that the earth is round,
and not actually flat with edges".
And all of you sideways-glancing chuckleheads would be throwing stones.
And Harvey would be getting stoned.
Jesus Fuck! it is the Dark Ages.