Thats nasty!! Dirtiest Songs ever Recorded??
JustAlice
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Keeping with the current themes on the board of music to make love to and virginity lost while listening too....Im trying to find the most sexually explicit songs ever recorded for a project Im workin on. A friend of mine just told me about Millie Jacksons " Phuck You Symphony" on a Live album which Im guessing is fairly common to find.Also of course Gwens " Rocking Chair" is right up there with the best. Etta james got some nastyness tooWhat are the dirtiest songs you can think of in any and all genres? Male or Female artists. Im not very familar with early R&B recordings, but I know they are filled with sexual innuendos. What are your favorite dirty songs?Some of my favorite Hip Hop joints include: Juice ( off D&D comp ) : 9 inches MAG feat Gangsta Boo : How you like it Khia: My Neck, My BackThis is probably not a new topic for you guys. I dont know if there is already a thread dedicated to this topic, please point me in the right direction if there is.
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Memphis Minnie-Keep On Eating
Charles Mingus-Eat That Chicken
P. Vert-Stickball
Connie Lingus-Fuck Me Forever
The Rotters-Sit On My Face, Stevie Nicks
The Genius-Superfreak
2 Live Crew-C'mon Babe
G.G. Allin-Swank Fuckin'
Blind Boy Fuller-What's That Smells Like Fish?
Sick & Wrong-Beat Your Meat
Bull Moose Jackson-Big Ten Inch (made famous by Aerosmith)
? And The Mysterians-96 Tears
"My cousin Ron likes to...."
not seen it - is it from the Stones' tour, same footage as in Gimme Shelter - when she's loving the microphone?
This is a good one too, for early blues:
very
Well, I???m hot blooded, check it and see
I got a fever of a hundred and three
Come on baby, do you do more than dance?
I???m hot blooded, I???m hot blooded
You don???t have to read my mind, to know what I have in mind
Honey you oughta know
Now you move so fine, let me lay it on the line
I wanna know what you???re doin??? after the show
Now it???s up to you, we can make a secret rendezvous
Just me and you, I???ll show you lovin??? like you never knew
That???s why, I???m hot blooded, check it and see
I got a fever of a hundred and three
Come on baby, do you do more than dance?
I???m hot blooded, hot blooded
If it feels alright, maybe you can stay all night
Shall I leave you my key?
But you???ve got to give me a sign, come on girl, some kind of sign
Tell me, are you hot mama? you sure look that way to me
Are you old enough? will you be ready when I call you bluff?
Is my timing right? did you save your love for me tonight?
Yeah I???m hot blooded, check it and see
Feel the fever burning inside of me
Come on baby, do you do more than dance?
I???m hot blooded, I???m hot blooded, I???m hot
Now it???s up to you, can we make a secret rendezvous?
Oh, before we do, you???ll have to get away from you know who
Well, I???m hot blooded, check it and see
I got a fever of a hundred and three
Come on baby, do you do more than dance?
I???m hot blooded, I???m hot blooded
Hot blooded, every night
Hot blooded, you???re looking so tight
Hot blooded, now you???re driving me wild
Hot blooded, I???m so hot for you, child
Hot blooded, I???m a little bit high
Hot blooded, you???re a little bit shy
Hot blooded, you???re making me sing
Hot blooded, for your sweet sweet thing
Yes, mic work from both Ike and Tina... I've never seen Gimme Shelter, but have been told that the Soul to Soul performance (which was left off the original theatrical release) tops it.
Special Technical Award (presented in an earlier, untelevised cermony): Paul Winley producing a record that featured his daughter simulating(?) orgasm.
Overall, though, even considering the formidable subgenre of Genital-Disfiguration Rap ("Talk Like Sex," "Scarred," "Permanent Pimp Wound," et al.), the nastiest song ever ever ever has to be UGK's "Pregnant Pussy." Shit is just--in the words of Larry Young (though, granted, he was not addressing this particular matter at the time)--beyond all limits.
Damn, why you had to pull my skirt up like that?
Don't let me tell the people about how your responded with a voicemail reciting the lyrics, talking about "Yeah, okay, I got a little fat butt"
Disgusting
- Doug Clark & the Hot Nuts - "Double Stroke Of My Twelve-Inch Pet" (from the Summer Session album; remember that album title, since the song itself isn't listed on either the cover or the label)
- Bolivar Shagnasty - "Tappin' That Thing"
Exactly how is this nasty? I know this song was originally titled "69 Tears," but after that, it's like any other boy-loses-girl song to me.
Are you positive that he was reciting lyrics?
great comp - my favourite from it:
PRESS MY BUTTON, RING MY BELL - LIL JOHNSON
My man thought he was raising sam,
I said, "Give it to me baby, you don't understand
Where to put that thing,
Where to put that thing,
Just press my button, give my bell a ring!"
Come on, baby, let's have some fun,
Just put your hot dog in my bun,
And I'll have that thing,
That thing-a-ling,
Just press my button, give my bell a ring.
My man's out there in the rain and cold,
He's got the right key, but just can't find the hole.
He says, "Where's that thing?
That thing-a-ling?
I been pressin' your button, and your bell won't ring!"
Beat it out, boy! Come on and oil my button! Kinda rusty!
Now, tell me daddy, what it's all about,
Tryin' to pinch your sparkplug and it's all worn out,
I can't use that thing,
That thing-a-ling,
I been pressin' your button, and your bell won't ring!
Hear my baby, all out of breath,
Been working all night and ain't done nothing yet.
What's wrong with that thing?
That thing-a-ling,
I been pressin' your button, and your bell won't ring.
Hear me, baby, on my bended knee,
I want some kind daddy just to hear my plea,
And bring me that thing,
That thing-a-ling,
Just press my button, give my bell a ring.
Terrance: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka
You're an uncle fucka, yes its true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you
Phillip: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long
(farting noises)
Terrance: Hmm!
(farting noises)
(laughing)
(farting noises)
Policeman: What's going on here?
(farting noises)
People: OOOoooooooooooooh
Fucker fucker uncle fucka uncle fucka fucka fucka fucka
T & P: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka (Terrance: uncle fucka)
Terrance: You're a boner biting bastard uncle fucka
Phillip: You're an uncle fucka I must say
Terrance: Well you fucked your uncle yesterday
Everyone: (laughing)
People: Uncle fucka... thats
Everyone: U-N-C-L-E fuck you Uncle
Fuckaaaaaa tonight...
Phillip:Suck my balls
There ya go, Thanks! Thats what I was lookin for...I remember reading a Blues Lyrics book when I was maybe 12 or 13 and that one was in there. I remember specifically the part about the thumbs and nipples. There was also another one about Grindin' Coffee which I think referenced the writers life as a hooker, but I may be confusing two different songs it was a long time ago Wow! That just took me back. Is the Lillian Bogan available on vinyl? Those compilations sound intresting too, Im gonna have to keep my eyes peeled.
Memphis Minnie What's The Matter With The Mill? has the refrain "Can't get no grinding since the mill broke down".
"I can't get no grinding since the mill broke down." What's The Matter With The Mill - Memphis Minnie.
The Feederz - Jesus entering from the rear
Pretty nasty