Back in high school, some teachers would give weekly assignments that my friends and I used to think they never even read, just marked down the names of those who handed in papers. I've done many a "paragraph of jiberish" and found out our suspisions were correct. The dude who wrote that killed his chances by capitalizing a threat with cuss words. My eyes went there first. The whole thing is pretty damn crazy though, I'd have given him a B for Baked
i never really understood the point system for grading essays. at least with math you get docked a point if you got a formula wrong, but -1 here and -2 there for words seems way too subjective.
Back in high school, some teachers would give weekly assignments that my friends and I used to think they never even read, just marked down the names of those who handed in papers. I've done many a "paragraph of jiberish" and found out our suspisions were correct. The dude who wrote that killed his chances by capitalizing a threat with cuss words. My eyes went there first. The whole thing is pretty damn crazy though, I'd have given him a B for Baked
I'd give him an F for Fake, but also an F for Funny, which I guess averages to a gentleman's C.
Then again, a friend of mine in college once wrote a paper about a book having read only the promo quotes on the back cover. She even quoted the back cover, complete with a proper citation saying, "back cover of book." That was pretty damn funny.
Then again, a friend of mine in college once wrote a paper about a book having read only the promo quotes on the back cover. She even quoted the back cover, complete with a proper citation saying, "back cover of book." That was pretty damn funny.
Back in high school, some teachers would give weekly assignments that my friends and I used to think they never even read, just marked down the names of those who handed in papers. I've done many a "paragraph of jiberish" and found out our suspisions were correct. The dude who wrote that killed his chances by capitalizing a threat with cuss words. My eyes went there first. The whole thing is pretty damn crazy though, I'd have given him a B for Baked
I'd give him an F for Fake, but also an F for Funny, which I guess averages to a gentleman's C.
Then again, a friend of mine in college once wrote a paper about a book having read only the promo quotes on the back cover. She even quoted the back cover, complete with a proper citation saying, "back cover of book." That was pretty damn funny.
I dunno, I believe the first one. Reminds me of my "Its all about the Benjamin" paper on franklin. In fact, im sure i handed in something similar in high school. Still, pretty awesome.
What's that school over by the Safeway on Church Street that's like a rest stop before jail? My friend used to teach there and would show me some of these kids' essays. WHOA.
There's one that I'll never forget: One of the kids had an altercation with a teacher and had to write a one-pager about it. I distinctly remember this phrase:
"And I called her a fuck-nuted bich with shit in the mitle." [sic]
My question is this: do you even bother to correct the spelling to "fuck-nutted bitch with shit in the middle"?
Then again, a friend of mine in college once wrote a paper about a book having read only the promo quotes on the back cover. She even quoted the back cover, complete with a proper citation saying, "back cover of book." That was pretty damn funny.
The fact that its so amusing was probably the only thing that saved him from failing. Many times I was able to slide through that same little academic loophole.
I live for the day that www.soulstrut.com is cited in a serious academic research paper.
i could have sworn a poster here used soulstrut in a class presentation and opened a thread surprised to find very weird NSFW drawings of virile buck naked half-man-half-rhinos or something in that vein
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that paper should get at least a PIMP-
SOURCE PLAESE?
oh many more pages.
i don't know if heads are redee
I would go with PIMP(+++)
Excellent.
My thoughts exactly.
That was bugged out.
I see UNINTENTIONALLY hilarious/bizarre papers on the regular...
I'd give him an F for Fake, but also an F for Funny, which I guess averages to a gentleman's C.
Then again, a friend of mine in college once wrote a paper about a book having read only the promo quotes on the back cover. She even quoted the back cover, complete with a proper citation saying, "back cover of book." That was pretty damn funny.
A whole book of that stuff. Freaking hilarious.
Genius even.
I dunno, I believe the first one. Reminds me of my "Its all about the Benjamin" paper on franklin. In fact, im sure i handed in something similar in high school. Still, pretty awesome.
There's one that I'll never forget: One of the kids had an altercation with a teacher and had to write a one-pager about it. I distinctly remember this phrase:
"And I called her a fuck-nuted bich with shit in the mitle." [sic]
My question is this: do you even bother to correct the spelling to "fuck-nutted bitch with shit in the middle"?
whoah, haha, im laughing out loud now.
i could have sworn a poster here used soulstrut in a class presentation and opened a thread surprised to find very weird NSFW drawings of virile buck naked half-man-half-rhinos or something in that vein
something like this...
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i'm not even joking
the fact that he cited tubgirl.com is hilarity.