The best peel I saw was done to that techno-y/dance-y song shortdickman. The woman came out with balloons pasted on her and she danced around and popped them in time to the song. The balloons had gold sparkle in them and flew everywhere with each pop. The room was absolutely losing it and dudes (and some dudettes) were looking at each other asking ???where the hell do I put the bills???? She had a lackey that came by and collected after the performance.
Man one time in Atlanta this one skinny white stripper was doing a full-on birthday table show for my friend, but she got to pick the song and she picked "Crash Into Me" by the Dave Matthews Band.
It turned out to be real butt-oriented and by the time of the second chorus of "crash...into me" she had her naked ass basically spread out all up on our table, bent over, but then she swings her head around and goes "see it winkin' at ya?", points to her butthole and then sure enough it was opening and closing like a lens cap on a periscope.
We were all like "damn"
You've got your ball, You've got your chain Tied to me tight, tie me up again. Who's got their claws In you my friend? Into your heart I'll beat again Sweet like candy to my soul Sweet you rock, And sweet you roll Lost for you, I'm so lost for you
Oh, and you come crash into me And I come into you And I come into you In a boy's dream In a boy's dream
Touch your lips just so I know In your eyes, love, it glows so I'm bare-boned and crazy... for you.
Oh, and you come crash into me Baby, and I come into you In a boy's dream In a boy's dream
And if I've gone overboard Then I'm begging you To forgive me In my haste When I'm holding you so girl, Close to me
Oh and you come crash into me, yeah Baby, and I come into you Hike up your skirt a little more And show the world to me Hike up your skirt a little more And show your world to me In a boy's dream In a boy's dream
Oh, I watch you there Through the window And I stare at you You wear nothing, but you Wear it so well Tied up and twisted, The way I'd like to be For you, for me, come crash into me, baby Come crash into me, yeah
Crash into me... Crash into me... Crash into me...
You know, I'm the king of the castle, You're the dirty rascal, crash into me. Please crash into me, baby...
Oh, no no no... Yes, I see the waves Come and crash into me. See the waves come and crash into me. Crash into me.
Man one time in Atlanta this one skinny white stripper was doing a full-on birthday table show for my friend, but she got to pick the song and she picked "Crash Into Me" by the Dave Matthews Band.
It turned out to be real butt-oriented and by the time of the second chorus of "crash...into me" she had her naked ass basically spread out all up on our table, bent over, but then she swings her head around and goes "see it winkin' at ya?", points to her butthole and then sure enough it was opening and closing like a lens cap on a periscope.
We were all like "damn"
Did faux_rillz tell you about the GPS tracking device he got implanted into his brain the other week? It starts beeping when you're within a 5 mile radius of Magic City or the Pink Pony over Labor Day weekend.
"Well I am 23 and went to my first strip club with some friends over the weekend. I was like a scared puppy the whole time. I didn't know how to act, what to do or what. I am a quiet/shy guy and like I said this was my first time. IS there proper etiquet? There was also this absolutely gorgeous girl working there, I wanted to talk with her and see if she wanted to go out sometime but like I said I am a quiet/shy person. Do dancers ever go out with guys that meet at work? If so how would I approach her? I wouldn't want to buy a dance from her and just tip her a lot since I don't want to look like a player or anything. DO I hire her for a dance and just talk the whole time? Since it is her job to flirt how do I know if she is interested? Any help would be great, thanks ."
"Well I am 23 and went to my first strip club with some friends over the weekend. I was like a scared puppy the whole time. I didn't know how to act, what to do or what. I am a quiet/shy guy and like I said this was my first time. IS there proper etiquet? There was also this absolutely gorgeous girl working there, I wanted to talk with her and see if she wanted to go out sometime but like I said I am a quiet/shy person. Do dancers ever go out with guys that meet at work? If so how would I approach her? I wouldn't want to buy a dance from her and just tip her a lot since I don't want to look like a player or anything. DO I hire her for a dance and just talk the whole time? Since it is her job to flirt how do I know if she is interested? Any help would be great, thanks ."
Did faux_rillz tell you about the GPS tracking device he got implanted into his brain the other week? It starts beeping when you're within a 5 mile radius of Magic City or the Pink Pony over Labor Day weekend.
You mean his implant device alerts you to when he's going to
the club? I think you should let faux rillz go to the club
and see what a few minutes of feeling so unnecessary will
do for the dude.
Me, my strip club days are probably about over, my get up and
go has done got up and went.
However, there is a club in Dequator out near the DeKalb Farmers
Market called Pin-Ups and they have rapp shows...in the last year
Young Jeezy, Ying Yang, Gucci Mane, Pastor Troy, have all done
shows there. So he could be like "I go for the shows".
One time I was at Magic City on a slow night, I think it was a sunday
and one of my friends bought me a lap dance just for the hell of it.
There was a real nice young black dancer that talked us into it.
She was pretty fine but really a little tall & skinny for my taste.
Anyway, she was working me, somewhat aggresively spreading riding
and butterflying and popping in all directions.
Seemed like it might have been a bit of a novelty for her, like
I'm gonna make this Mormon throw one in his britches.
For me it was pleasant to the feel, and went along with the music
well, but damn her perfume smelled awful.
Anyway, at one point, she was turned around, going up and down
in my saddle and then she reached back between her legs and
I used to play in clubs & was surprised by what went over well - For a slow song, I got the girls loving "The Truth" by J-Live. One girl really dug it for the moody piano sample. Joe Buddens, I Think the track was called "Porn Star", was popular. I liked playing "Its Getting Hot" by The Team & there was a Turf Talk song I played. There were a bunch more. I'll post 'em as I think of 'em.
"Cum girl, I'm tryna get your pussy wet Work that, lemme see you drip sweat Cum girl, I'm tryna get your pussy wet Work that, lemme see you drip sweat Gon play with it Gon play with it Gon play with it Gon play with it Gon play with it Work that clit Cum girl
Finger fuck your pussy like you want some, girl Work it like a nigga straight licking on your pearl I wanna see you cum in the middle of the dance floor A nigga can't fuck, what you think a friend of me for I'ma beat that pussy up You get it wet enough, I might lick it up Lickey, lickey, lickey, like a peppermint swirl Lick that clit Cum girl Uh, I wanna see your legs shake Take you to the crib, we can fuck til the bed break Uh, fuck you til your pussy ache Think about the type right now, girl, mastur (Uh uh) Beg for a nigga, freak you in the clubs, stop worrying about them other hoes It's me in your world Work that clit Cum girl
Cum girl, I'm tryna get your pussy wet Work that, lemme see you drip sweat Cum girl, I'm tryna get your pussy wet Work that, lemme see you drip sweat Gon play with it Gon play with it Gon play with it Gon play with it Gon play with it Work that clit Cum girl
Cum when you're feeling good, lick it all off Catch it in your mouth, like your last name Moss Play with the nitty, girl stick it on in I'm feeling real freaky girl, bring your friends I can make 'em bounce like 1, 2, 3 It ain't nothin to a pimp, girl, play with the g-spot Make it hot, gon on, get your girl, Sheryl Bring your clique Cum girl And I'ma make em all cum Beat it like Mr. Calipark on the drum I'ma beat it like Mike when he fucked Billie Jean Work it, work it, work it, til you make that pussy cream Move it to the right, move your finger to the left Work it all around til your ass outta breath I ain't tripping on ya baby, put some dick in your world Work that clit Cum girl
Cum girl, I'm tryna get your pussy wet Work that, lemme see you drip sweat Cum girl, I'm tryna get your pussy wet Work that, lemme see you drip sweat Gon play with it Gon play with it Gon play with it Gon play with it Gon play with it Work that clit Cum girl
Bend it on over, lemme see it from the back Work your thumb in it girl, I love it like that Freaky ass hoes freaky lil freaky ass men Lemme work ya slow, lemme see it going in Then you pull it out, put your fingers in your mouth You make a nigga wanna fuck your ass on the couch While we're still in the club, show your pussy love Work that clit Cum girl Go on and hit the dance floor Open up wide, lemme show you what's it made for Uh, like a finger, like a donkey Lemme see you play, play with your monkey Damn, cause your ass so chunky Bring it here, sweaty, cause I love it when it's funky I'ma put some dick in your world Work that clit Cum girl
Cum girl, I'm tryna get your pussy wet Work that, lemme see you drip sweat Cum girl, I'm tryna get your pussy wet Work that, lemme see you drip sweat Gon play with it Gon play with it Gon play with it Gon play with it Gon play with it Work that clit Cum girl
Work that clit Cum girl"
I haven't been to a strip club since I got married 10 years ago, but I'll eat my copies of Soundbombing I thru III if this isn't THE strip joint of the moment.
I haven't been to a strip club since I got married 10 years ago, but I'll eat my copies of Soundbombing I thru III if this isn't THE strip joint of the moment.
I hate rock/metal in a strip club. I prefer to hear the rap music. Sothern goes over well be it crunk or not. That low bpm TX, Miss, etc. stuff is phenominal for girls who get that slow motion grind and pole shit on. And of course you need some higher bpm shit for that booty shake angle of things.
obviously you folks have not been to a strip club in a while.....
stripper jam of the week[/b]
I'm lookin' for a dime that's top of the line Cute face Slim waist wit a big behind I need a dime that's top of the line Cute face Slim waist wit a big behind You want this money then you gotta be a Badd bitch Shake that ass for a tip of you a Badd bitch Drop it down to the floor if you a Badd bitch Aw no she ain't no hoe, she just a Badd bitch
I'm in the club, lookin' for a Badd bitch In the parking lot, lookin' for a Badd bitch Everywhere I go I'm trying to find that Badd bitch You know me I gotta keep me a Badd bitch Freak in the mornin', freak in the evenin' I'm looking for a freak when I'm done block bleedin Now take me to a house, tease me, then please me And tell all her friends how the dick made her sleepy, and believe me, when I'm up in there I'm beatin' it, givin' ya that Mike Jones' treatment I could tell by the way she walk that she got it Body so delit, you can tell when she drop it I either gonna hit her imma beat ass tight I've seen her walk by me, damn near passed out then crept up behind her, tell her it was time to Let a playa like me get in that vagina
She's a ghetto ass bitch with some ghetto ass game in the club where she work and she poppin' that thing Said the bread keep her fed and the head at the bar She could never breath on a nigga dick made em come, Come one! (Come one!) Come all! (Come all!) where them hoes like to get buckin bald And can't take off they draws Aint standin' now nigga naw I love the way she dance, she look like she fuckin' herself Shawty do a number just touching herself Freaky ways she can shake ass for days get kinky in sixty-nine different ways Jump onstage she get paid she goes off You got enough money she taking the clothes off look at that, I tought I taw a puttycat I did I did I did taw a puttycat
Bitch move, like you got somethin' to prove Keep runnin' you dick sucka who you gonna lose? I don't wanna hear 'bout your motherfuckin' blues I'd rather see your ass clap clap in them shoes Like B-am b-am b-am b-am Wham wham I tought I taw a puttytat
Shorty gettin' crunk not gettin' old Love it when she take it to the floor Make a booty roll take her clothes off And she love smokin' weed And she getting hella freaky on the exstacy Do her dance for me song after song Shawty won't stop she goin' all night long Now that's a girl who know what she want and like She a schoolgirl by day and a stripper by night
[Chorus] I'm lookin' for a dime that's top of the line Cute face Slim waist with a big behind I need a dime that's top of the line Cute face Slim waist with a big behind You want this money then you gotta be a Badd bitch Shake that ass for the tip of your Badd bitch Drop it down to the floor if you'ra Badd bitch Aw no she ain't no hoe, she just a Badd bitch
I went to a strip for the first time in years. I was to drunk to even recognize if music was playing.
ah-ha, word up same here. On my birthday after MANY-a-drinks my boys decided to take me over to T's (the new strip club next to Big Al's Record Barn) wasn't too impressed with the girls, however spent most of the time bustin' the balls of one of the old timer's in there that works for Al, who was trying to be all "incognito" and shit...
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Man one time in Atlanta this one skinny white stripper was doing
a full-on birthday table show for my friend, but she got to pick
the song and she picked "Crash Into Me" by the Dave Matthews Band.
It turned out to be real butt-oriented and by the time of the
second chorus of "crash...into me" she had her naked ass basically
spread out all up on our table, bent over, but then she swings her
head around and goes "see it winkin' at ya?", points to her
butthole and then sure enough it was opening and closing like
a lens cap on a periscope.
We were all like "damn"
You've got your ball,
You've got your chain
Tied to me tight, tie me up again.
Who's got their claws
In you my friend?
Into your heart I'll beat again
Sweet like candy to my soul
Sweet you rock,
And sweet you roll
Lost for you, I'm so lost for you
Oh, and you come crash into me
And I come into you
And I come into you
In a boy's dream
In a boy's dream
Touch your lips just so I know
In your eyes, love, it glows so
I'm bare-boned and crazy... for you.
Oh, and you come crash into me
Baby, and I come into you
In a boy's dream
In a boy's dream
And if I've gone overboard
Then I'm begging you
To forgive me
In my haste
When I'm holding you so girl,
Close to me
Oh and you come crash into me, yeah
Baby, and I come into you
Hike up your skirt a little more
And show the world to me
Hike up your skirt a little more
And show your world to me
In a boy's dream
In a boy's dream
Oh, I watch you there
Through the window
And I stare at you
You wear nothing, but you
Wear it so well
Tied up and twisted,
The way I'd like to be
For you, for me, come crash into me, baby
Come crash into me, yeah
Crash into me...
Crash into me...
Crash into me...
You know, I'm the king of the castle,
You're the dirty rascal, crash into me.
Please crash into me, baby...
Oh, no no no...
Yes, I see the waves
Come and crash into me.
See the waves come and crash into me.
Crash into me.
Did faux_rillz tell you about the GPS tracking device he got implanted into his brain the other week? It starts beeping when you're within a 5 mile radius of Magic City or the Pink Pony over Labor Day weekend.
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"Well I am 23 and went to my first strip club with some friends over the weekend. I was like a scared puppy the whole time. I didn't know how to act, what to do or what. I am a quiet/shy guy and like I said this was my first time. IS there proper etiquet? There was also this absolutely gorgeous girl working there, I wanted to talk with her and see if she wanted to go out sometime but like I said I am a quiet/shy person. Do dancers ever go out with guys that meet at work? If so how would I approach her? I wouldn't want to buy a dance from her and just tip her a lot since I don't want to look like a player or anything. DO I hire her for a dance and just talk the whole time? Since it is her job to flirt how do I know if she is interested? Any help would be great, thanks ."
The problem with strippers is they don't strip any more. They just get on stage drop their drawers and start swinging around the pole.
oh gosh.
Old school real talk.
You mean his implant device alerts you to when he's going to
the club? I think you should let faux rillz go to the club
and see what a few minutes of feeling so unnecessary will
do for the dude.
Me, my strip club days are probably about over, my get up and
go has done got up and went.
However, there is a club in Dequator out near the DeKalb Farmers
Market called Pin-Ups and they have rapp shows...in the last year
Young Jeezy, Ying Yang, Gucci Mane, Pastor Troy, have all done
shows there. So he could be like "I go for the shows".
One time I was at Magic City on a slow night, I think it was a sunday
and one of my friends bought me a lap dance just for the hell of it.
There was a real nice young black dancer that talked us into it.
She was pretty fine but really a little tall & skinny for my taste.
Anyway, she was working me, somewhat aggresively spreading riding
and butterflying and popping in all directions.
Seemed like it might have been a bit of a novelty for her, like
I'm gonna make this Mormon throw one in his britches.
For me it was pleasant to the feel, and went along with the music
well, but damn her perfume smelled awful.
Anyway, at one point, she was turned around, going up and down
in my saddle and then she reached back between her legs and
gripped my package.
I wasn't hard...maybe just semi.
And she got all offended!
I used to play in clubs & was surprised by what went over well - For a slow song, I got the girls loving "The Truth" by J-Live. One girl really dug it for the moody piano sample. Joe Buddens, I Think the track was called "Porn Star", was popular. I liked playing "Its Getting Hot" by The Team & there was a Turf Talk song I played. There were a bunch more. I'll post 'em as I think of 'em.
"Cum girl, I'm tryna get your pussy wet
Work that, lemme see you drip sweat
Cum girl, I'm tryna get your pussy wet
Work that, lemme see you drip sweat
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Work that clit
Cum girl
Finger fuck your pussy like you want some, girl
Work it like a nigga straight licking on your pearl
I wanna see you cum in the middle of the dance floor
A nigga can't fuck, what you think a friend of me for
I'ma beat that pussy up
You get it wet enough, I might lick it up
Lickey, lickey, lickey, like a peppermint swirl
Lick that clit
Cum girl
Uh, I wanna see your legs shake
Take you to the crib, we can fuck til the bed break
Uh, fuck you til your pussy ache
Think about the type right now, girl, mastur
(Uh uh) Beg for a nigga, freak you in the clubs, stop worrying about them
other hoes
It's me in your world
Work that clit
Cum girl
Cum girl, I'm tryna get your pussy wet
Work that, lemme see you drip sweat
Cum girl, I'm tryna get your pussy wet
Work that, lemme see you drip sweat
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Work that clit
Cum girl
Cum when you're feeling good, lick it all off
Catch it in your mouth, like your last name Moss
Play with the nitty, girl stick it on in
I'm feeling real freaky girl, bring your friends
I can make 'em bounce like 1, 2, 3
It ain't nothin to a pimp, girl, play with the g-spot
Make it hot, gon on, get your girl, Sheryl
Bring your clique
Cum girl
And I'ma make em all cum
Beat it like Mr. Calipark on the drum
I'ma beat it like Mike when he fucked Billie Jean
Work it, work it, work it, til you make that pussy cream
Move it to the right, move your finger to the left
Work it all around til your ass outta breath
I ain't tripping on ya baby, put some dick in your world
Work that clit
Cum girl
Cum girl, I'm tryna get your pussy wet
Work that, lemme see you drip sweat
Cum girl, I'm tryna get your pussy wet
Work that, lemme see you drip sweat
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Work that clit
Cum girl
Bend it on over, lemme see it from the back
Work your thumb in it girl, I love it like that
Freaky ass hoes freaky lil freaky ass men
Lemme work ya slow, lemme see it going in
Then you pull it out, put your fingers in your mouth
You make a nigga wanna fuck your ass on the couch
While we're still in the club, show your pussy love
Work that clit
Cum girl
Go on and hit the dance floor
Open up wide, lemme show you what's it made for
Uh, like a finger, like a donkey
Lemme see you play, play with your monkey
Damn, cause your ass so chunky
Bring it here, sweaty, cause I love it when it's funky
I'ma put some dick in your world
Work that clit
Cum girl
Cum girl, I'm tryna get your pussy wet
Work that, lemme see you drip sweat
Cum girl, I'm tryna get your pussy wet
Work that, lemme see you drip sweat
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Gon play with it
Work that clit
Cum girl
Work that clit
Cum girl"
I haven't been to a strip club since I got married 10 years ago, but I'll eat my copies of Soundbombing I thru III if this isn't THE strip joint of the moment.
"WOULD YOU LET ME PUT MY ASS IN YA FACE"
i hope you're hungry...
ebony eyez "in ya face"
just watch... http://www.vibe.com/music/video/2005/07/26/ebony_eyez_in_ya_face/
you don't say!
?
chicken strip jointz? i've been waiting to taste those new sandwiches, are they any good? (no hijack)
LOL!
No, the McDonald's ad for chicken sandwiches next to the video made me laugh. So apt (and crude) and funny.
Ignore me, sometimes (most times?) my level of humour about this shit is on par with him:
"hoes,take off your clothes..hoes , get naked"
"if i fuck we all gon' fuck"
stripper jam of the week[/b]
I'm lookin' for a dime that's top of the line
Cute face Slim waist wit a big behind
I need a dime that's top of the line
Cute face Slim waist wit a big behind
You want this money then you gotta be a
Badd bitch
Shake that ass for a tip of you a
Badd bitch
Drop it down to the floor if you a
Badd bitch
Aw no she ain't no hoe, she just a
Badd bitch
I'm in the club, lookin' for a
Badd bitch
In the parking lot, lookin' for a
Badd bitch
Everywhere I go I'm trying to find that
Badd bitch
You know me I gotta keep me a
Badd bitch
Freak in the mornin', freak in the evenin'
I'm looking for a freak when I'm done block bleedin
Now take me to a house, tease me, then please me
And tell all her friends how the dick made her sleepy,
and believe me, when I'm up in there I'm beatin' it,
givin' ya that Mike Jones' treatment
I could tell by the way she walk that she got it
Body so delit, you can tell when she drop it
I either gonna hit her imma beat ass tight
I've seen her walk by me, damn near passed out
then crept up behind her, tell her it was time to
Let a playa like me get in that vagina
She's a ghetto ass bitch with some ghetto ass game
in the club where she work and she poppin' that thing
Said the bread keep her fed and the head at the bar
She could never breath on a nigga dick made em come,
Come one! (Come one!) Come all! (Come all!)
where them hoes like to get buckin bald
And can't take off they draws
Aint standin' now nigga naw
I love the way she dance, she look like she fuckin' herself
Shawty do a number just touching herself
Freaky ways she can shake ass for days
get kinky in sixty-nine different ways
Jump onstage she get paid she goes off
You got enough money she taking the clothes off
look at that, I tought I taw a puttycat
I did I did
I did taw a puttycat
Bitch move, like you got somethin' to prove
Keep runnin' you dick sucka who you gonna lose?
I don't wanna hear 'bout your motherfuckin' blues
I'd rather see your ass clap clap in them shoes
Like
B-am b-am b-am b-am
Wham wham
I tought I taw a puttytat
Shorty gettin' crunk not gettin' old
Love it when she take it to the floor
Make a booty roll take her clothes off
And she love smokin' weed
And she getting hella freaky on the exstacy
Do her dance for me song after song
Shawty won't stop she goin' all night long
Now that's a girl who know what she want and like
She a schoolgirl by day and a stripper by night
[Chorus]
I'm lookin' for a dime that's top of the line
Cute face Slim waist with a big behind
I need a dime that's top of the line
Cute face Slim waist with a big behind
You want this money then you gotta be a
Badd bitch
Shake that ass for the tip of your
Badd bitch
Drop it down to the floor if you'ra
Badd bitch
Aw no she ain't no hoe, she just a
Badd bitch
I went to a strip for the first time in years. I was to drunk to even recognize if music was playing.
ah-ha, word up same here. On my birthday after MANY-a-drinks my boys decided to take me over to T's (the new strip club next to Big Al's Record Barn) wasn't too impressed with the girls, however spent most of the time bustin' the balls of one of the old timer's in there that works for Al, who was trying to be all "incognito" and shit...
in LA? It's a pastie bar, not really a strip joint
Last time I was there girls were dancing to Tom Waits and PJ Harvy
yes
http://soulstrut.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=crates&Number=409791&Forum=All_Forums&Words=2706&Match=Username&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Old=allposts&Main=409061&Search=true#Post409791
when the same obscure strip club gets mentioned in two separate threads, its time to