Strip Jointz
coselmed
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I came across this a few minutes ago in one of my searches:
"Do It Til You're Satisfied" by BT Express is one of the tracks.
What is your favorite "strip joint?" I think mine is "Make 'Em Say Uhhh," but I'm still undecided.
"Do It Til You're Satisfied" by BT Express is one of the tracks.
What is your favorite "strip joint?" I think mine is "Make 'Em Say Uhhh," but I'm still undecided.
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Nothing like seeing a good pole dance to Little Brother tracks.
Mmmmmmmm....
Depends largely on the skill of the stripper...Some need to stick with the GnR and Whitesnake, if you know what I mean.
I guess a lot of Prince songs would qualify as "favorites," but that seems too cliche.
I'n the 70s when I was going to stip joints (were talking pasties and a g-string folks) the 2 songs that I heard all the time that I thought worked were Whip it - Devo and Le Freak - Chic.
Dan
PS: I find this thread demeaning to women.
Who said anything about women?
I was actually thinking about you the other day--there was an article in Complex about Magic Gardens in Portland, and I thought, "Hmmmm, I wonder if Dan has ever checked this place out?"
the gender of the stripper was never mentioned...male strip joint enthusiasts STAND UP!
fair?
You've never even been to a strip club!
Have you?
Uh oh. Time to cue up...
Been there, done that.
hands down it's:
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"Pony" by Ginuine
I'm just a bachelor, I'm looking for a partner
Someone who knows how to ride
Without even falling off
Gotta be compatible takes me to my limits
Girl when I break you off
I promise that you won't want to get off
1-If you're horny lets do it
Ride it my pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it
If you're horny lets do it
Ride it my pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it
Sitting here posing
Peepin' your steelo
Just once if I have the chance
The things I would do to you
You and your body, every single portion
Send chills up and down your spine
Juices flowing down your thigh
(repeat 1)
If we're gonna get nasty baby
First we'll show and tell
'Till I reach your pony tail, oh
Lurk all over and through you baby
Until we reach the stream
You'll be on my jockey team, oh
(rpt 1, 1, 1)
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YES!
Get Low
We danced to this at my debutante's ball.
Can't forget 112 - Peaches and Cream.
What's that!? Is it like a cotillion? What age? Is it to introduce young ladies to young men?
signed,
a Canadian peasant who wants to know
Your girl up under my arms
She f**ked up from the charm
She love the way the d**k stay hard from 12 til early in the morn
Fine bi**hes if you listening you heard me I'm strong
If you going through your cycle I ain't with it, I'm gone
You must have heard about them hoes that I beat up in my home
They wasn't telling the truth baby you know they was wrong
Now make it official, where's some of that Dom
I don't mind buying too, your riding to
Don't be asking ni**a questions about where I'm driving you
Li'l mama my s**t together, I ain't jiving you
I don't think that ni**a could do you better then I could do ya know
The Juvenile from cross the street by Derby
Same ni**a that used to be running with Rusty and Kirby
Can a playa from the Nolia get a chance with it?
But I can't bounce with you without using my hands with it
Uh I like it like that she working that back I don't know how to act
Slow motion for me, slow motion for me, slow motion for me
move it slow motion for me
Uh I like it like that she working that back I don't know how to act
Slow motion for me, slow motion for me, slow motion for me
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for my birthday a year and a half ago, the only thing i asked my girlfriend for was a private striptease / karaoke performance of "Ante Up."
...didn't happen. and that shoulda been my big flashing "IT WASN'T MEANT TO BE" neon sign.
Yes, it's like a "coming out" for young women; I was 18 when I did it.
Basically, your parents are supposed to have this shindig for you to let society know that you have home training and are ripe for baby-making. The custom has its roots in British aristocracy seeking young men to further inbreed with their daughters (only half kidding).
"The Girl's Got Rhythym" and "Whole Lotta Rosie" by AC/DC....actually saw/heard these at the Hustler Club in B-More at my bachelor party, and it was all good.
Yeah, AC/DC gets a lot of love in the strip clurrb...Peep below:
I'm not feeling this at all.
It's funny cuz it's true. Motley Crue's "Girls Girls Girls" is clearly in the canon as well, but loses points for trying too hard to be a stripper anthem. You can't try, you just....are.