"personal Problems"
vintageinfants
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as stated in the "Stutters getting married" thread, i have recently gone through a saddening, yet equally beneficial, synergistic, and potentially overdue split with a significant other.
as part of the harmoniously conducted division of assets and four-legged companions, she, [name redacted], was granted custody of the two [2] felis catus, and i, [name redacted], the one [1] canis lupis familiaris.
it has recently come to my attention that during the visitation sessions happily agreed upon by both parties, [name redacted] has been showering said canine with high-end dog treats.
without any evidence to substantiate a claim, it is of my veneration that these "treats" are being employed as a form of coercion to have the "child" in question tell a judge that he wants to live with his mother when he is 16 years old [current age: 1 year, 2 months].
should i be contacting my lawyer?
as part of the harmoniously conducted division of assets and four-legged companions, she, [name redacted], was granted custody of the two [2] felis catus, and i, [name redacted], the one [1] canis lupis familiaris.
it has recently come to my attention that during the visitation sessions happily agreed upon by both parties, [name redacted] has been showering said canine with high-end dog treats.
without any evidence to substantiate a claim, it is of my veneration that these "treats" are being employed as a form of coercion to have the "child" in question tell a judge that he wants to live with his mother when he is 16 years old [current age: 1 year, 2 months].
should i be contacting my lawyer?
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When the mutt is 16 let it go live with the ...
Nice for her, nice for the dog.
i had planned on moving in with HIM at that stage of life.
i'll be a lonely old man, in need of care. and he'll be a young, verile, handsome and successful chief of industry with a robust nightlife and a revolving door of buxom young ladies.
it'll be pretty much exactly like "frasier".
This is something I firmly believe. I think I may have a hot sauce problem, as I put it on almost all non-dessert foods.
Damn, why you had to do Ross like that?
Not cool!