KEEPIN IT FRESH IN THE BEDROOM (bj related)
batmon
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i've had a few lady friends for a few years now
and week on week i've humped pretty much the same way - i bring in new bedroom moves here and there but its pretty much missionary and doggy style
i find it very difficult to deviate from what works - because it works so well
BUTT
i know a lot of ladies in the area cuss me because they know exactly which position i'm going to do, and i try really hard to switch it up sometimes, but i immediately start losing the passion and go back to missionary
the trouble is, is that I don't really have a steady ladyfriend as such but i do hump in some of the trendier bars and i have to keep an edge of 'cool' to what i do without going all Prince- and the trendy ladies only fuck me ironically and then your average ghetto becky will just go crazy and want me to got downtown. And everyone else wants post -sex conversation and/or 2004 backrubs (which i just cannot execute because i hate it).
i'd be interested in any advice any hetero male/female or fat marriage couples could give me and in particular any new joints which really work at the moment
its really becoming a problem for me right now, because i love humping- i always have but its not fun anymore
thanks
batmon
and week on week i've humped pretty much the same way - i bring in new bedroom moves here and there but its pretty much missionary and doggy style
i find it very difficult to deviate from what works - because it works so well
BUTT
i know a lot of ladies in the area cuss me because they know exactly which position i'm going to do, and i try really hard to switch it up sometimes, but i immediately start losing the passion and go back to missionary
the trouble is, is that I don't really have a steady ladyfriend as such but i do hump in some of the trendier bars and i have to keep an edge of 'cool' to what i do without going all Prince- and the trendy ladies only fuck me ironically and then your average ghetto becky will just go crazy and want me to got downtown. And everyone else wants post -sex conversation and/or 2004 backrubs (which i just cannot execute because i hate it).
i'd be interested in any advice any hetero male/female or fat marriage couples could give me and in particular any new joints which really work at the moment
its really becoming a problem for me right now, because i love humping- i always have but its not fun anymore
thanks
batmon
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while having this song on ............repete.
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batmon
What is ironical fucking? Do you blow your load ironically? Really would love to hear this bit expanded on a touch
Are where it's at!
Then mack tf up.
oops wrong thread sorry bye.
tons of shit you can do.
b/w
no way this is a serious thread, someone leave their computer unattended & logged in?
b/w/w
this thread needs more H.E.R.M.
Kindly,
parallax
its funny because its true
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