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Hispter Cruises. This is who you should hate on today

PATXPATX 2,820 Posts
edited March 2011 in Strut Central
b/w would you go?

http://www.brooklynvegan.com/archives/2011/03/the_bruise_crui_1.html



Culminating with a night at Senor Frogs in the Bahamas.

There is a Goth version as well, but you probably can't wear your confederate flag bikini top there.

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    What's a "hispter"?
  • The_Hook_UpThe_Hook_Up 8,182 Posts
    where are the somali pirates when you need them?
  • PATXPATX 2,820 Posts
    LOL. This could be a movie plot. Perhaps even an Odd Future 'vehicle' where they are booked to play the cruise and end up saving the ship from Somali pirates (played by west coast gangsta rappers turned network actors). Kind of like the Fat Boys movie meets Jean Claude Van Damme. Lots of potential cameos and plot twists.
  • HorseleechHorseleech 3,830 Posts
    Cruise ships are a blight on the ocean. My uncle lived on his sailboat for six years after he retired and the shit he told me about is truly hideous (i.e. coming across miles long trails of floating garbage etc).

    I don't care who's on the boat, I wish they would all go away.
  • discos_almadiscos_alma discos_alma 2,164 Posts




    EDIT: Holy shit I know the guy on the right and he is certified Oakland hipster trash ^^^^^
  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,471 Posts
    SportCasual said:
    b/w would you go?


    That depends...am I allowed to bring a sack full of doorknobs?
  • onetetonetet 1,754 Posts
    for some reason it bugs me out that Ian Svenonius' current band is participating in this.
  • The_Hook_UpThe_Hook_Up 8,182 Posts
    musica said:



    male?

    female?
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    The_Hook_Up said:
    musica said:



    male?

    female?

    Possibly.
  • BreezBreez 1,706 Posts
    The_Hook_Up said:
    musica said:



    male?

    female?

    Both.
  • sabadabadasabadabada 5,966 Posts
    The_Hook_Up said:
    where are the somali pirates when you need them?

    excellent
  • TableSawTableSaw 18 Posts
    Cool bands and looked like a good time. Stay stuck in your no fun hip-hop time capsule.
  • asstroasstro 1,754 Posts
  • TheKindCromangTheKindCromang 1,463 Posts
    onetet said:
    for some reason it bugs me out that Ian Svenonius' current band is participating in this.

    Hipsters can't take cruises?
  • PATXPATX 2,820 Posts
    TableSaw said:
    Cool bands and looked like a good time. Stay stuck in your no fun hip-hop time capsule.

    ^ BRUNCHWAVE APOLOGIST
  • phongonephongone 1,652 Posts
    The_Hook_Up said:
    musica said:



    male?

    female?


    ;blap:
  • empanadamnempanadamn 1,462 Posts
    it's pat!
  • funky16cornersfunky16corners 7,175 Posts
    SportCasual said:
    TableSaw said:
    Cool bands and looked like a good time. Stay stuck in your no fun hip-hop time capsule.

    ^ BRUNCHWAVE APOLOGIST

    No doubt a member of Vampire Weekend.
  • funky16cornersfunky16corners 7,175 Posts
    BobDesperado said:
    The_Hook_Up said:
    musica said:



    male?

    female?

    It's Pat!.
  • funky16cornersfunky16corners 7,175 Posts
    empanadamn said:
    it's pat!


    Oops...I need to refresh the page now and then...
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    funky16corners said:
    SportCasual said:
    TableSaw said:
    Cool bands and looked like a good time. Stay stuck in your no fun hip-hop time capsule.

    ^ BRUNCHWAVE APOLOGIST

    No doubt a member of Vampire Weekend.

    After giving it further thought I'd still like to kill them.
  • onetetonetet 1,754 Posts
    TheKindCromang said:
    onetet said:
    for some reason it bugs me out that Ian Svenonius' current band is participating in this.

    Hipsters can't take cruises?

    simply reflecting on what a long, strange trip it's been from "13-Point Program to Destroy America" to "Bruise Cruise."
  • empanadamnempanadamn 1,462 Posts
    i would do it if i got paid, and then did correspondence as a layperson reporter complete with video footage, sound bites, etc., then sell it to vice who would then get it distributed by MTV, and so on, and so on.... post modern irony making heads explode.
  • jaysusjaysus 787 Posts
    my friend is djing reggae on the 311 cruise as we speak. i think it's cool.
  • tallbobsmoketallbobsmoke 715 Posts
    I almost went on the Bruise Cruise. Ty Segall, Thee Oh Sees, Quintron and Ms. Pussycat, and the Black Lips all put on incredible shows. To see them on a cruise ship would be have been pretty fun.
  • barjesusbarjesus 872 Posts
    I'm with the 'looks like fun' people
  • marwal_bustmarwal_bust 195 Posts
    How SS for me....I felt rage at first, then got that 'Pat' photo and felt safe again. LULZ.
  • luckluck 4,077 Posts
    The only thing worse than hipster parties are hipster party reporters.

    Additionally, I actually saw a trucker hat / supender combo last night at Danny's.
  • fauxteurfauxteur 342 Posts
    hot cruise talk with John Hodgeman

    http://wfmu.org/playlists/TK

    (skip to 46:46)
  • Big_ChanBig_Chan 5,088 Posts
    Let me know when there is an Earth, Wind and Fire or Stevie Wonder cruise where they will play all their 70s to early 80s material live.
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