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The Lebowski

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  • dollar_bindollar_bin I heartily endorse this product and/or event 2,326 Posts
    that creep can roll, man
  • JuniorJunior 4,853 Posts
    I am the walrus
  • MjukisMjukis 1,675 Posts
    "Nor do I care that she's "banging" Jackie Treehorn, to use the parlance of our time."

    "This compulsive fornicator is taking my father for the proverbial RIDE."

    "How you gonna keep 'em on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus?"
  • pj4533pj4533 481 Posts
    We found it in Van Nuys lodged against an abutment.

    Oh maaaaaan, lodged WHERE?
  • MjukisMjukis 1,675 Posts
    Love the record cover of Peter Stormares band, "Nagelbett" (Swedish for "Nailbite").

    It's sort of an electropop thing.
  • cookbookcookbook 783 Posts
    you didn't think I was gonna roll outta here naked
  • Jonny_PaycheckJonny_Paycheck 17,825 Posts
    I fuck you in the ass! I fuck you in the ass! I fuck you! I fuck you! I fuck...


    Nice marmot


    ... or El Duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

    Also, let's not forget - let's *not* forget, Dude - that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either.

    He's a good man. And thorough.
  • Garcia_VegaGarcia_Vega 2,428 Posts
    This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps.
  • Garcia_VegaGarcia_Vega 2,428 Posts
    Ve believe in nothing.

    b/w

    Ve cut off your Johnson Lebowshki!
  • kitchenknightkitchenknight 4,922 Posts
    I've got four bucks... almost five.
  • JuniorJunior 4,853 Posts
    I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.
  • kitchenknightkitchenknight 4,922 Posts
    Jonny_Paycheck said:

    Also, let's not forget - let's *not* forget, Dude - that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either.

    What are you, man, a fucking park ranger?
  • innersourceinnersource 111 Posts
    DUDE
    1972 Pontiac LeBaron.

    YOUNGER COP
    Color?

    DUDE
    Green. Some brown, or, uh, rust, coloration.
  • white_teawhite_tea 3,262 Posts
    "Does he still write?"

    "Oh, no, he has health problems."
  • bluesnagbluesnag 1,285 Posts
    Donnie was a good man.

    Just because we're bereaved doesn't make us saps!

    NON QUOTE:
    What's funny is that just about any BL quote I start typing into google gives me the right autofill.
  • tallbobsmoketallbobsmoke 715 Posts
    I've got information, man. New shit has come to light!
  • GrandfatherGrandfather 2,303 Posts
    No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.
  • kitchenknightkitchenknight 4,922 Posts
    Fortunately, I'm adhering to a strict drug and alcohol regimen to keep my mind limber.

    b/w


    I want Ron Kuby!
  • theramblertherambler 2 Posts
    So I can die with a smile on my face, without feelin like the good Lord gypped me.
  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
  • JimBeamJimBeam Seattle. 2,012 Posts
    STAY OUT OF MALIBU, LEBOWSKI! STAY OUT OF MALIBU, DEADBEAT! Get you ugly f#ckin, goldbrickin' ass outta my beach community.
  • DocMcCoyDocMcCoy "Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,917 Posts
    Well, I just need to find an ATM...
  • vintageinfantsvintageinfants 4,537 Posts
    ja, i am expert.
  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    Ze lingonberry pancakes

    Lingonberry pancakes

    Ze pigs in blankets
  • dwyhajlodwyhajlo 420 Posts
    WALTER: "Sure you'll see some tank battles. But fighting in desert is very different from fighting in canopy jungle."
    DUDE: "Umm humm."
    WALTER: "I mean 'Nam was a foot soldier's war whereas, uh, this thing should uh, you know, be a piece of cake.I mean I had an M16, Jacko, not an Abrams fucking tank. Me and Charlie, eyeball to eyeball."
    DUDE: "Yeah."
    WALTER: "That's fuckin' combat. The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy fuckin' adversary."
    DONNY: "Who's in pajamas, Walter?"
    WALTER : "Shut the fuck up, Donny. Where as what we have here, a bunch of fig-eaters, wearing towels on their heads tryin' to find reverse on a Soviet tank. This, this is not a worthy fucking adversary."
  • dwyhajlodwyhajlo 420 Posts
    GERMAN 2: "His girlfriend gave up her toe!"
    GERMAN 3: "She sought we vould get a million dollars!"
    ULI: "Iss not fair!"
    WALTER: "FAIR! WHO'S THE FUCKING NIHILIST AROUND HERE! YOU, BUNCH OF FUCKING CRYBABIES?!"
  • sakedelicsakedelic 247 Posts
  • hogginthefogghogginthefogg 6,098 Posts
    "Obviously you are not a golfer."
  • maldorurrmaldorurr 120 Posts
    Wouldn't hold out much hope for the tape deck, though.
    ... Or the Creedence.
  • innersourceinnersource 111 Posts
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