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The Lebowski

kitchenknightkitchenknight 4,922 Posts
edited February 2011 in Strut Central
Sometimes there's a man... Sometimes there's a man... Well, sometimes there's a man for his time and place.
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  • kitchenknightkitchenknight 4,922 Posts
    This aggression will not stand.
  • kitchenknightkitchenknight 4,922 Posts
    -This was a valued rug.

    -Yeah, it really tied the room together.
  • barjesusbarjesus 872 Posts
    Calmer than you are. Calmer than you are.
  • kitchenknightkitchenknight 4,922 Posts
    That's the Los Angeles Business Acheiver Award, which is given... which is not necessarily given every year...

    (I love brandt)
  • kitchenknightkitchenknight 4,922 Posts
    I am very busy, as I imagine you are.
  • barjesusbarjesus 872 Posts
    This isn't 'nam, this is bowling. There are rules
  • kitchenknightkitchenknight 4,922 Posts
    BUT I WENT OUT AND ACHIEVED ANYWAY!
  • barjesusbarjesus 872 Posts
    You mind if I do a jay?
  • barjesusbarjesus 872 Posts
    Say what you will about the tenets of national socialism, dude, at least it???s an ethos
  • barjesusbarjesus 872 Posts
    You're out of your element, Donny
  • kitchenknightkitchenknight 4,922 Posts
    Dude, I got the venue I wanted... I'm performing my dance quintet...


    (just slip the rent under my door)
  • RAJRAJ tenacious local 7,782 Posts
    Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    Dude, it's already the 10th

    Far out.
  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    Strong men also cry.
  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    So racially, he's pretty cool?
  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    Fucking A, I got a rash, man...
  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    Seriously I can go on and on hahah...

    I came to fix the cable... Oh that's just my friend. She just came over to take a shower.
  • amphibiousamphibious 147 Posts
    you mean coitus?
  • Garcia_VegaGarcia_Vega 2,428 Posts
    Mark it zero!
  • eliseelise 3,252 Posts
    Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.
  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,903 Posts
    Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!
  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,903 Posts
    Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
  • facesdfacesd 236 Posts
    Cosmo said:
    Seriously I can go on and on hahah...

    I came to fix the cable... Oh that's just my friend. She just came over to take a shower.

    Maude Lebowski: You can imagine where it goes from here.
    The Dude: He fixes the cable?
  • froz1froz1 154 Posts
    Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man
  • fishmongerfunkfishmongerfunk 4,154 Posts
    I don't roll on shabbos!!
  • eliseelise 3,252 Posts
    I would have f*cked you in the ass Saturday. I f*ck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!
  • GenePontecorvoGenePontecorvo 5,612 Posts
    They got us working in sheefts!!
  • GenePontecorvoGenePontecorvo 5,612 Posts
    Are you fucking this up Dude?
  • dollar_bindollar_bin I heartily endorse this product and/or event 2,326 Posts
    DOR said:
    Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

    Eight-year-olds, Dude
  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,903 Posts
    dollar_bin said:
    DOR said:
    Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

    Eight-year-olds, Dude






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