The Lebowski

kitchenknightkitchenknight 4,922 Posts
edited February 2011 in Strut Central
Sometimes there's a man... Sometimes there's a man... Well, sometimes there's a man for his time and place.
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  • This aggression will not stand.

  • -This was a valued rug.

    -Yeah, it really tied the room together.

  • Calmer than you are. Calmer than you are.

  • That's the Los Angeles Business Acheiver Award, which is given... which is not necessarily given every year...

    (I love brandt)

  • I am very busy, as I imagine you are.

  • This isn't 'nam, this is bowling. There are rules

  • BUT I WENT OUT AND ACHIEVED ANYWAY!

  • You mind if I do a jay?

  • Say what you will about the tenets of national socialism, dude, at least it???s an ethos

  • You're out of your element, Donny

  • Dude, I got the venue I wanted... I'm performing my dance quintet...


    (just slip the rent under my door)

  • RAJRAJ tenacious local 7,779 Posts
    Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    Dude, it's already the 10th

    Far out.

  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    Strong men also cry.

  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    So racially, he's pretty cool?

  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    Fucking A, I got a rash, man...

  • CosmoCosmo 9,768 Posts
    Seriously I can go on and on hahah...

    I came to fix the cable... Oh that's just my friend. She just came over to take a shower.

  • you mean coitus?

  • Mark it zero!

  • eliseelise 3,252 Posts
    Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.

  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,896 Posts
    Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!

  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,896 Posts
    Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

  • facesdfacesd 236 Posts
    Cosmo said:
    Seriously I can go on and on hahah...

    I came to fix the cable... Oh that's just my friend. She just came over to take a shower.

    Maude Lebowski: You can imagine where it goes from here.
    The Dude: He fixes the cable?

  • froz1froz1 154 Posts
    Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man

  • I don't roll on shabbos!!

  • eliseelise 3,252 Posts
    I would have f*cked you in the ass Saturday. I f*ck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!

  • They got us working in sheefts!!

  • Are you fucking this up Dude?

  • dollar_bindollar_bin I heartily endorse this product and/or event 2,326 Posts
    DOR said:
    Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

    Eight-year-olds, Dude

  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,896 Posts
    dollar_bin said:
    DOR said:
    Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

    Eight-year-olds, Dude






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