Team US of A to get pwned by Slovenia

DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
edited June 2010 in Announcements
Team England went easy on USA. The goalkeeper Robert Green was having gf issues. They ran out of fish and chips at the England team hotel. The ball is too light, too slippery, and too round. The English FA actually wants USA to do well at the World Cup to further the sport in America, and to improve the merchandising opportunities for 'brand Beckham'.

Slovenia have no such concerns, and as a middling football nation of decent technical ability, I'm sure that they will totally own USA.
It was nice that you guys turned up, and helped us work out a troublesome goalkeeping decision. Emile Heskey says a special "thanks", as he's never seen so much of the ball in a competitive match before.

That is all.

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  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    Slovenia scores @ 14:00

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    Half time.

    2-0 down.

    USA can either put this on

    or start playing football.

    What's it gonna be?

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    2-1!

    That's better. Make a game of it.

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    2-2. Well played. Just as Slovenia were reaching for the strap-on, an equaliser.

  • magneticmagnetic 2,678 Posts
    USA WUZ ROBBED!!! :smirk:

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    magnetic said:
    USA WUZ ROBBED!!! :smirk:



    If England vs Algeria is a draw... :grrr:

  • dukeofdelridgedukeofdelridge urgent.monkey.mice 2,453 Posts
    USA USA USA!!!!!!

    SORTA!!!!

    srsly tho don't sit your best dudes, we're going to need some wins from brittish dudes and then we can beat algermany yeah don't blow it

    we're already not happy about your brittish petroleum (comeon it's GAS bro) and russel brands dont give us any more reason to, oh, iono whatever is the thing we could do to you that would be harsch and shit

  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    Duderonomy said:
    Team US of A to get skrewed by Referee

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,789 Posts
    dukeofdelridge said:
    dont give us any more reason to, oh, iono whatever is the thing we could do to you that would be harsch and shit

    Play better football?

    It's working so far.
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