Team US of A to get pwned by Slovenia
Duderonomy
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Team England went easy on USA. The goalkeeper Robert Green was having gf issues. They ran out of fish and chips at the England team hotel. The ball is too light, too slippery, and too round. The English FA actually wants USA to do well at the World Cup to further the sport in America, and to improve the merchandising opportunities for 'brand Beckham'.
Slovenia have no such concerns, and as a middling football nation of decent technical ability, I'm sure that they will totally own USA.
It was nice that you guys turned up, and helped us work out a troublesome goalkeeping decision. Emile Heskey says a special "thanks", as he's never seen so much of the ball in a competitive match before.
That is all.
Slovenia have no such concerns, and as a middling football nation of decent technical ability, I'm sure that they will totally own USA.
It was nice that you guys turned up, and helped us work out a troublesome goalkeeping decision. Emile Heskey says a special "thanks", as he's never seen so much of the ball in a competitive match before.
That is all.
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2-0 down.
USA can either put this on
or start playing football.
What's it gonna be?
That's better. Make a game of it.
If England vs Algeria is a draw... :grrr:
SORTA!!!!
srsly tho don't sit your best dudes, we're going to need some wins from brittish dudes and then we can beat algermany yeah don't blow it
we're already not happy about your brittish petroleum (comeon it's GAS bro) and russel brands dont give us any more reason to, oh, iono whatever is the thing we could do to you that would be harsch and shit
Play better football?
It's working so far.