If you could give yourself a new name...

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  • bassiebassie 11,710 Posts
    Not exactly the answer as you don't want to hyphenate, but I know a pair that took their mothers' last names. They did it more so the kids could have them.

  • 4YearGraduate4YearGraduate 2,947 Posts
    Arthur Lasercrotch

    Thor Powerplummet

    Gold Standardhands

  • HamHam 872 Posts
    dude dudestofferson?

  • HorseleechHorseleech 3,830 Posts
    Art VanDelay

  • djdazedjdaze 3,099 Posts
    My wife has a client that gave their kid the middle name "Karate Explosion"

  • DJFerrariDJFerrari 2,411 Posts

    True story, I once met a dude who's real name is COLT CANNON. Kind of game over on that shit son...

    yeah, you pretty much have no choice but become a bounty hunter when given that name.

    Or a professional skateboarder

  • ReynaldoReynaldo 6,054 Posts
    Sir Mister President The Great

  • markus71markus71 937 Posts
    Brock Landers or Bobby Blastwell

  • dukeofdelridgedukeofdelridge urgent.monkey.mice 2,439 Posts

    True story, I once met a dude who's real name is COLT CANNON. Kind of game over on that shit son...

    yeah, you pretty much have no choice but become a bounty hunter when given that name.

    Or a professional skateboarder

    I DO! I DO! I DO KNOW THE DEAL!

    It's crazy how many good names there are in skateboarding, too...

    My hippy uncle almost named my cousin Electric Radio. Girl's name, I guess. He just liked the way those words sounded.

    I like my name enough to not want to change it. I wouldn't want to do something like this dude I heard about who changed his name to Flex Dolphin. Because he was flexible. And a good swimmer. SRSLYBRO that's a bad tattoo. I'd just F it up.
    And it wouldn't be fair to those people who named me.

  • The_Hook_UpThe_Hook_Up 8,182 Posts
    Saul T. Peter

  • dukeofdelridgedukeofdelridge urgent.monkey.mice 2,439 Posts
    GOD SHAMGOD
    BOK NOW
    WHASSUP BRO
    FIRST MIDDLE LAST

  • mrmatthewmrmatthew 1,574 Posts


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  • dukeofdelridgedukeofdelridge urgent.monkey.mice 2,439 Posts
    GOOGLE PACMAN

  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
    Hey, I made up Dude Dudestofferson! At one point I bought that title for Cosmo.

  • fejmelbafejmelba 1,139 Posts
    Ben Dover

    Oh, wait, that's my porn name.

  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    Saul Gravy

  • Johnny Snackson

  • WoimsahWoimsah 1,734 Posts
    Dartagnon The Future of Leisure

  • The_NonThe_Non 5,690 Posts
    Jani Kash
    Sonny Chillax
    Maverick Ironfist

  • BreezBreez 1,706 Posts
    Dick Dangles

  • ArksArks 133 Posts
    helmut von shaft
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