If you could give yourself a new name...

GaryGary 3,982 Posts
edited May 2010 in Strut Central
In real life, that is, what would you choose? I know it's possible to legally change it, but in your Private Mind Garden (PMG) what would you choose?Me, I am liking "Montague Love".So what if it's already been used once before? It would be so rad to walk around with the name Montague Love....


  • highschemehighscheme 780 Posts
    that's monie love's birth name, right?

  • CosmoCosmo 9,767 Posts
    I mean I would be on some shit like "Hello, my name is STONE WOLF" or something like that.

    True story, I once met a dude who's real name is COLT CANNON. Kind of game over on that shit son...

  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts

    True story, I once met a dude who's real name is COLT CANNON. Kind of game over on that shit son...

    yeah, you pretty much have no choice but become a bounty hunter when given that name.

  • ReynaldoReynaldo 6,054 Posts
    Jesus Kennedy Rockefeller

  • Hotsauce84Hotsauce84 8,450 Posts
    Cash Burns. Oh wait, Daze' son beat me to it!

  • fishmongerfunkfishmongerfunk 4,154 Posts
    Rembrandt Q. Einstein

  • CosmoCosmo 9,767 Posts
    If I could give myself a new name I think it would be Doctor Theopolis

  • ostost Montreal 1,375 Posts
    Dick PepperCrotch

  • JimsterJimster Twilight Zone/ Al Capone/ Rolling Stone/ Eva Perón 6,432 Posts
    I fancied the surname "de la Cruz" but I am about as exotic as a raincloud.

  • MondeyanoMondeyano Reykjavik 845 Posts
    Doctor Mister

  • BeatnicholasBeatnicholas 1,005 Posts

  • magpaulmagpaul 1,314 Posts
    Zeon Railey

  • nzshadownzshadow 5,516 Posts
    Zeon Railey

    Damn, this thread reminds me of when we were trying to choose our kids names, thats a big weight right there, the little ones are lumped with it for life.

    and when faced with that responsibility it takes some time to find the right name, we spent months trying to decide what our son would be called, we had the girls name decided, but a boys name? damn it took us a long time.

    and then when the pregnancy of our second boy showed up (Surprise! still no sleep for another year), we were faced with having to find a boys name all over again.

    Anyway, we settled on Jack and Tui.
    Tahi, Cash and Henry were the names that just missed out (Tahi is Maori for 'One').

    If i could change my name? not a clue. im boring old Alan. i never really got used to the name, it doesnt really fit but its the one i got.

    Anyway, im Papa now and thats a name i love.

  • Garcia_VegaGarcia_Vega 2,428 Posts
    Smoothtavius Empire

  • minimini 857 Posts
    Mardi Gras W. Bells

  • analog_tapeanalog_tape 604 Posts
    Harry Caul

  • Million$ McMu$cle$

  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    Apollo Thunderfist

  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    Or Vesuvius Manhammer

  • JuniorJunior 4,853 Posts
    Erroneous Malady

    or Bob

  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    Randy Steele

    Oh, wait, that's my porn name.

  • DuderonomyDuderonomy Haut de la Garenne 7,473 Posts

    Clarence Beeks.

  • JuniorJunior 4,853 Posts
    Actually forget Malady. M'lady would be pretty good.

  • DustedDonDustedDon 830 Posts

  • CosmoCosmo 9,767 Posts
    Yeah I've given a lot of thought as to what we're going to name our kids and it's been stumping me for years. I don't think I have a talent for that. When I was a kid and my mom was pregnant with my baby brother, she asked me what they should name him. I told her that, if it was a boy, obviously they should name him after my best friend at the time, Martinez.

    If it was a girl, well either Sweetie or Queenie would work...

  • Garcia_VegaGarcia_Vega 2,428 Posts
    Vesuvius Manhammer


    You must be a Matt Stairs fan.

  • edith headedith head 5,106 Posts
    Baronessa O'Kingslord

  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    Mount Rushmore

  • CBearCBear 902 Posts
    My friend just named his little girl Frankie. I liked that.

    The fiance and I are trying to figure out what to do with our names when we get married. I have an atrocious german last name that I would never want to inflict on another person. I have also have zero desire to honor that side of my family's lineage. Hyphenating the two last names is not my style. My name sounds ridiculous with her last name.

    We were toying around with just making up a new last name for ourselves. Anybody else done this?

  • HarveyCanalHarveyCanal "a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
    My old friend Jimmy Woodcock got married last year and now his wife is pregnant and her policy is refusing to inflict anything more than Woods on either herself or their child...lol.
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