Amazing. I hurt myself laughing so hard. What's up with those MAGNETS?!? Their followers are like the KISS Army for high schoolers from the Midwest. I had to hit up Wikipedia to find out what the hell "Faygo" is. I guess it's like OE for those who can't buy liquor yet.
so have these guys always been super religious or are they born-agains?
i always thought they were about violence and faygo
Can't someone be super religious and into violence and Faygo?
i read this comment elsewhere and i agree with the writer's sentiments
"All the hallmarks of your full-blown fundie craziness are on display in the video: Rejection of science, willful ignorance, undue appreciation and complete misunderstanding of "miracles" like rainbows, giraffes and basic genetics ("Wow! My kids look like me! f*cking amazing!"). Add the ICP cult's disrespect and hostility toward women, and you might as well be talking about your average member of the 700 Club."[/b]
sidenote - when their kids appeared in the video with the clown makeup on, i suddenly felt very bad for everyone.
so have these guys always been super religious or are they born-agains?
i always thought they were about violence and faygo
Can't someone be super religious and into violence and Faygo?
i read this comment elsewhere and i agree with the writer's sentiments
"All the hallmarks of your full-blown fundie craziness are on display in the video: Rejection of science, willful ignorance, undue appreciation and complete misunderstanding of "miracles" like rainbows, giraffes and basic genetics ("Wow! My kids look like me! f*cking amazing!"). Add the ICP cult's disrespect and hostility toward women, and you might as well be talking about your average member of the 700 Club."[/b]
sidenote - when their kids appeared in the video with the clown makeup on, i suddenly felt very bad for everyone.
They're born-agains, and yeah, that whole anti-science thing, along with the idea that damn near everything is a "miracle," is part of the package.
My son, Christopher Colt Kelley, was murdered on December 21, 2001. He was 15 years old and he was a real Juggalo. He used to try and get me to play ICP cd's all the time whenever we were riding in the car together and I wouldn't listen to them. When he was murdered I took the time to sit and listen to what he was in to. I haven't stopped listening to ICP yet. I met Violent J once before Shangri-La came out and I told him all about my son. He held my hand and told me in these words that I will never forget, "You should not be sad that he is gone, you should always look at it like this, whenever it rains, that's him Raining Diamonds down on you." Then Shangri-La dropped and I heard It Rains Diamonds...and I could not stop crying. Now I am a 37 year old Juggalette and I'll be that way 'til I'm dead in the ground. My son was buried with an ICP shirt on and a Hatchetman round his neck. And I plan on going the same way. Everyone has their own thoughts about ICP and the Dark Carnival...but if you're not a true Juggalo....you'll never get it. MCL and R.I.P. Colt....we miss you.
DocMcCoy"Go and laugh in your own country!" 5,917 Posts
Have they ever explained the whole face-painting/clown thing?
cant be good for the skin to have that shit on there all the time
It could be hypo-allergenic, although I doubt Almay or Lancome's Juggalo range is going to crop up in branches of Sephora nationwide anytime soon.
these two grown men get up every morning and apply facepaint for an hour.
Speaking as a female, I am creeped out to my core when I see them. I don't know anything about their philosophies, etc., but simply looking at them makes me uneasy beyond words. I don't have a fear of clowns - these guys are just plain scary to me.
what does an article like this add to anyone's life? "There's this informercial, and then there's this parody of the infomercial..." right.
for the record SNL is king of this shit. they parodied the jugallo thing just like they parody Palin. thing is, both are so ridiculous that it's hardly worth the effort to clown them -- and certainly doesn't take any comic skills to do so.
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lol
that would be a magic miracle
i always thought they were about violence and faygo
Can't someone be super religious and into violence and Faygo? I mean, that's pretty much the Spanish Inquisition right there in a nutshell.
i read this comment elsewhere and i agree with the writer's sentiments
"All the hallmarks of your full-blown fundie craziness are on display in the video: Rejection of science, willful ignorance, undue appreciation and complete misunderstanding of "miracles" like rainbows, giraffes and basic genetics ("Wow! My kids look like me! f*cking amazing!"). Add the ICP cult's disrespect and hostility toward women, and you might as well be talking about your average member of the 700 Club."[/b]
sidenote - when their kids appeared in the video with the clown makeup on, i suddenly felt very bad for everyone.
I worry about their grown adult fans...and maybe those people's kids...
They're born-agains, and yeah, that whole anti-science thing, along with the idea that damn near everything is a "miracle," is part of the package.
It could be hypo-allergenic, although I doubt Almay or Lancome's Juggalo range is going to crop up in branches of Sephora nationwide anytime soon.
Speaking as a female, I am creeped out to my core when I see them. I don't know anything about their philosophies, etc., but simply looking at them makes me uneasy beyond words. I don't have a fear of clowns - these guys are just plain scary to me.
So do they still talk about killing rednecks and stuff? I thought that was their main appeal.
what does an article like this add to anyone's life? "There's this informercial, and then there's this parody of the infomercial..." right.
for the record SNL is king of this shit. they parodied the jugallo thing just like they parody Palin. thing is, both are so ridiculous that it's hardly worth the effort to clown them -- and certainly doesn't take any comic skills to do so.