and a man working out is 3x as hot as a guy digging records (sorry, Strutters)
that's like, your opinion, woman.
yeah, i disagree with that too!! Def prefer a record nerd to a gym doode any day of the week!! But each to their own......i tend to like my men dorky!! Yeah, you know i'm talking to you!! Yes, you!! Owwwwwwwwwwww!!haha!!
I seen this weird porn-video btw with a man age 35+ who is going down on some 16yo. pretty girl while a good-looking older lady is instructing them both to do so... I realize that is some experience no one can ever take away from that bastard ever. Jeezus i'm missing out. And these girls can make you feel so meaningless up inside. Is that girl power?
16 yr old? Man WTF are you doing watching that? This can't be true cause if it is you're about to be raided by the po-po for child porn. Now THAT is no joke.
Folks have covered most of the bases right now as far as getting yourself into the right head space, situations, etc. The next question is, how do you meet ladies? Well, I'm going to drop a little hard-earned game on you. This took me years to figure out, and it is straight gold.
What is the ultimate line? The intro with the highest possible chance of initiating a conversation with the lady you'd like to talk to?
Here it is:
Wait for it.....
Wait for it.....
"Hi." (smile) "I'm Justin." (extend hand for a handshake)
I am dead serious. The conversation usually jumps off from there.
A couple of important notes:
1) The smile must be genuine and friendly. No leering. No sexiness. You're shooting for the "I just walked outside on a beautiful summer day, and you know what? It's an even nicer day than I thought it was" smile.
2) If your name is not Justin, you should insert your name there instead.
I seen this weird porn-video btw with a man age 35+ who is going down on some 16yo. pretty girl while a good-looking older lady is instructing them both to do so... I realize that is some experience no one can ever take away from that bastard ever. Jeezus i'm missing out. And these girls can make you feel so meaningless up inside. Is that girl power?
16 yr old? Man WTF are you doing watching that? This can't be true cause if it is you're about to be raided by the po-po for child porn. Now THAT is no joke.
How did I miss this?! How did any of us miss this?!?!
I seen this weird porn-video btw with a man age 35+ who is going down on some 16yo. pretty girl while a good-looking older lady is instructing them both to do so... I realize that is some experience no one can ever take away from that bastard ever. Jeezus i'm missing out. And these girls can make you feel so meaningless up inside. Is that girl power?
16 yr old? Man WTF are you doing watching that? This can't be true cause if it is you're about to be raided by the po-po for child porn. Now THAT is no joke.
How did I miss this?! How did any of us miss this?!?!
I'm out now. This is just toooo creepy for me.
I saw it and felt awkward responding to it. Part of me thinks this whole thing is a hoax , but the time spent replying by Strawberry Kefir (or whatever his name is) suggests otherwise.
Girls go scouting for men who are working out (gym, park, etc), and a man working out is 3x as hot as a guy digging records.
D'oh! Why didn't any one tell me this 30 years ago.
This statement stems from the fact that I visited my university gym for the first time in like 2 years to meet a study group and realized that this is where all the hot guys were hiding out. They look different from the hipsters who raid the thrift stores for vinyl and grow mustaches to look cool. Granted, record dude is the one I chose to date, but then records took over his life, and now all I'm left with is Soul Strut. Get-a-blog-related.
haha i dont have the personal experience so its hard for me, but real talk, boys gotta go out and mingle man, start drinkin, start talkin to girls, the worst thing that can happen is you'll get embarassed. and the good far outweighs the bad
controller z gave some great,thoughtful advice. but maybe you should just go for broke like theMack suggested.
but regardless, you definitely dont dereve a medal. and you need to stop feeling sorry for yourself. theres places in this world where kids see their parents hacked to death by machetes on a fairly regular basis. holland is not one of those places. consider yourself lucky and blessed. get over your skin and your gut and start working on being social. you dont really deserve no tail right now. work for it a little and it will come naturally. or just break the ice with a hooker.
be proud of who you are. its all you got. stand up straight, goddammit and get ready to live life. you owe soulstrut for all the good advice they gave you. pay us back by getting your ass in gear. PUSHUPS MOTHERFUCKER!!! NOW!
I don't know. She looked 16 to me with pigtails. Was a long time ago on another machine before my 40Gb maxtor harddrive stopped booting!! all my rare mp3's gone :madashell:
I seen this weird porn-video btw with a man age 35+ who is going down on some 16yo. pretty girl while a good-looking older lady is instructing them both to do so... I realize that is some experience no one can ever take away from that bastard ever. Jeezus i'm missing out. And these girls can make you feel so meaningless up inside. Is that girl power?
16 yr old? Man WTF are you doing watching that? This can't be true cause if it is you're about to be raided by the po-po for child porn. Now THAT is no joke.
How did I miss this?! How did any of us miss this?!?!
There is only one tried and true way to get laid, DRINKING! Get yourself some REVERSE BEER GOGGLES. It is a well known fact that Alcohol can make people appear more attractive, just make sure SHE is the one doing the drinking.
Booze can also act as Liquid Courage, which can be a good thing if you need an added boost in confidence....I suggest Tequila. However it can also act as a Truth Serum, which can be a bad thing if you are the overzealous emotional type. Avoid Bourbon.
As long as you can find a good medium, Booze can be very helpful, on the other side of the coin it can also result in getting slapped and/or pregnant.... (amongst other things) Use with caution Condoms!
I'm actually surprised this hasn't been mentioned as it is usually the easiest way to obtain booty in most situations and is the most cost effective method.
I will note that I don't think dude is for real, but most of the suggestions in this thread are pretty good. Even the heartfelt ones.
I am for real. I can't stand alcohol btw. Meaning I get goosebumps the moment I smell the liquid as if something is rotting but I get it. I used to try drinking Heineken. 2-3 glasses would put me in a nice trip for an hour. But I couldn't get over knowing about my physical appearance.
I am for real. I can't stand alcohol btw. Meaning I get goosebumps the moment I smell the liquid as if something is rotting but I get it. I used to try drinking Heineken. 2-3 glasses would put me in a nice trip for an hour. But I couldn't get over knowing about my physical appearance.
I am for real. I can't stand alcohol btw. Meaning I get goosebumps the moment I smell the liquid as if something is rotting but I get it. I used to try drinking Heineken. 2-3 glasses would put me in a nice trip for an hour. But I couldn't get over knowing about my physical appearance.
How about doing a shitload of coke instead?
Good point. I'm not a coke man myself, but there are women that will fuck an alien for coke.
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yeah, i disagree with that too!! Def prefer a record nerd to a gym doode any day of the week!! But each to their own......i tend to like my men dorky!! Yeah, you know i'm talking to you!! Yes, you!!
D'oh! Why didn't any one tell me this 30 years ago.
Um. It's not called the "Blue Light District". are you in the right city?
P.s. my condolences. Tang will come your way.
16 yr old? Man WTF are you doing watching that? This can't be true cause if it is you're about to be raided by the po-po for child porn.
Now THAT is no joke.
What is the ultimate line? The intro with the highest possible chance of initiating a conversation with the lady you'd like to talk to?
Here it is:
Wait for it.....
Wait for it.....
"Hi." (smile) "I'm Justin." (extend hand for a handshake)
I am dead serious. The conversation usually jumps off from there.
A couple of important notes:
1) The smile must be genuine and friendly. No leering. No sexiness. You're shooting for the "I just walked outside on a beautiful summer day, and you know what? It's an even nicer day than I thought it was" smile.
2) If your name is not Justin, you should insert your name there instead.
Good luck, and godspeed.
How did I miss this?! How did any of us miss this?!?!
I'm out now. This is just toooo creepy for me.
I saw it and felt awkward responding to it. Part of me thinks this whole thing is a hoax , but the time spent replying by Strawberry Kefir (or whatever his name is) suggests otherwise.
either way , one of those
This statement stems from the fact that I visited my university gym for the first time in like 2 years to meet a study group and realized that this is where all the hot guys were hiding out. They look different from the hipsters who raid the thrift stores for vinyl and grow mustaches to look cool. Granted, record dude is the one I chose to date, but then records took over his life, and now all I'm left with is Soul Strut. Get-a-blog-related.
Peace,
Dress
as to DB Coop's suggestion, this part of the advice isn't quite essential. just be careful to remain consistent later in the conversation.
Peace,
Dress
So much knowledge dropped.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
BORN LINED UP IN THE PUCCINI
but maybe you should just go for broke like theMack suggested.
but regardless, you definitely dont dereve a medal. and you need to stop feeling sorry for yourself. theres places in this world where kids see their parents hacked to death by machetes on a fairly regular basis. holland is not one of those places. consider yourself lucky and blessed. get over your skin and your gut and start working on being social. you dont really deserve no tail right now. work for it a little and it will come naturally. or just break the ice with a hooker.
be proud of who you are. its all you got. stand up straight, goddammit and get ready to live life. you owe soulstrut for all the good advice they gave you. pay us back by getting your ass in gear.
PUSHUPS MOTHERFUCKER!!! NOW!
you dont see me calling you peanut
They call it the red-light district and they use blue lighting, or red. Or any other color. Mostly red and blue.
Get yourself some REVERSE BEER GOGGLES. It is a well known fact that Alcohol can make people appear more attractive, just make sure SHE is the one doing the drinking.
Booze can also act as Liquid Courage, which can be a good thing if you need an added boost in confidence....I suggest Tequila. However it can also act as a Truth Serum, which can be a bad thing if you are the overzealous emotional type. Avoid Bourbon.
As long as you can find a good medium, Booze can be very helpful, on the other side of the coin it can also result in getting slapped and/or pregnant.... (amongst other things) Use with
cautionCondoms!I'm actually surprised this hasn't been mentioned as it is usually the easiest way to obtain booty in most situations and is the most cost effective method.
I will note that I don't think dude is for real, but most of the suggestions in this thread are pretty good. Even the heartfelt ones.
I can't stand alcohol btw. Meaning I get goosebumps the moment I smell the liquid as if something is rotting but I get it. I used to try drinking Heineken. 2-3 glasses would put me in a nice trip for an hour. But I couldn't get over knowing about my physical appearance.
How about doing a shitload of coke instead?
Good point. I'm not a coke man myself, but there are women that will fuck an alien for coke.
i meant tripledouble
Could this be the most truthful thing in this thread??
Me thinks the answer is:
YES[/b]