The Room (Bad Movie-R)

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  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
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    isn't softcore pron?! b, 21b, 21h, 21
    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21Overall? No.b, 21b, 21It does have a few softcore scenes (but we're talking about some breasts plus Wiseau's ass). As you may imagine, the latter may blind you while the former are about as erotic as a cancer screening. b, 21b, 21But overall, this isn't meant to be like a Cinemax flick.

  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,471 Posts
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    b, 21Another gem.
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    b, 21Keep in mind, when Johnny (that's Wiseau's character) first comes into frame, he's talking to himself.
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    b, 21
    b, 21It's a pity this entire scene isn't online. It is INCREDIBLE.
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21The "Oh, I'm just sitting up here thinking" line reminds me of Paul Rudd in Wet Hot American Summer.b, 21b, 21"What'cha doing?"b, 21"Writing in my gournal. I write my thoughts in it every day."b, 21"You mean your journal?"b, 21"Whatever, I'm not all smart like you."b, 21b, 21Except Paul Rudd was intentionally funny.b, 21b, 21This movie looks incredible.

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    Yo - I may have to get some more of this online for people later (if I can figure out how to edit an AVI file on my Mac). b, 21b, 21You guys haven't even seen any scenes with Denny yet.b, 21b, 21Dudes. b, 21b, 21Denny.

  • The_NonThe_Non 5,691 Posts
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    b, 21
    b, 21Overall? No.
    b, 21
    b, 21It does have a few softcore scenes (but we're talking about some breasts plus Wiseau's ass). As you may imagine, the latter may blind you while the former are about as erotic as a cancer screening.
    b, 21
    b, 21But overall, this isn't meant to be like a Cinemax flick.
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21All the fun of bad acting while lacking the nudity. I was just joking tho, seems to have the acting and direction of softcore.

  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,471 Posts
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    b, 21YES!!!
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jeigh.gif" alt="" 21b, 21b, 21That one is a classic.

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
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    h, 21
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    b, 21All the fun of bad acting while lacking the nudity. I was just joking tho, seems to have the acting and direction of softcore.
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21There's still nudity but believe me: you'll wish there wasn't.b, 21b, 21Most pron films would seem like "The Godfather" compared to "The Room." Take all the bad acting and poor script and then sprinkle that with magic dust to make shit even more bizarre, awkward and just plain out flabbergasting and you get "The Room." b, 21b, 21That's not to say the love scenes in this film aren't incredible in their own right as well. You'll never look at either rose petals or chocolates the same way again. b, 21b, 21TRUST.

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
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  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
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    font size="1"1Watch a href="http://www.veoh.com/videos/v16939629eYxJkDxt"1"You're the expert, Mark!" in a href="http://www.veoh.com/browse/videos.html?category=category_entertainment"1Entertainment Videos????|????View More a href="http://www.veoh.com/"1Free Videos Online at Veoh.com/font1b, 21b, 21a href="http://www.veoh.com/videos/v16939629eYxJkDxt" target="_blank"1http://www.veoh.com/videos/v16939629eYxJkDxtb, 21

  • ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^b, 21so much amazing dialogue...b, 21b, 21b, 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/melt.gif" alt="" 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/melt.gif" alt="" 21b, 21b, 21finished downloading the torrent earlier tonight. can't wait to watch the whole thing w/my buddies

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    "I did noooootttt." b, 21b, 21His mouth movements are amazing there. img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/pasue23is.gif" alt="" 21

  • dukeofdelridgedukeofdelridge urgent.monkey.mice 2,453 Posts
    I guess the backgrounds are horrible greenscreen work???b, 21b, 21I must see it. b, 21b, 21I wish it were included in a href="http://www.central-cinema.com/CinematicTerribleness.htm" target="_blank"1this film festival up here ...b, 21b, 21(personally hurt they included Road House)

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    I need to see "Battlefield Earth."

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    font size="1"1Watch [url=http://www.veoh.com/videos/v1693954056FN4MKB"1"It doesn't matter!" in a href="http://www.veoh.com/browse/videos.html?category=category_entertainment"1Entertainment Videos | View More a href="http://www.veoh.com/"1Free Videos Online at Veoh.com/font1b, 21b, 21b, 21h, 21
    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21b, 21LOL.b, 21b, 21"I bought some drugs off him."b, 21b, 21"What were you doing with the drugs; were you giving them to him, taking them from him...?!"b, 21b, 21WTF.b, 21b, 21and why is she so hung up on "what kind of drugs!?!"

  • hospital on Guerrero street!

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
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    b, 21and why is she so hung up on "what kind of drugs!?!"
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21IT DOESN'T MAAAAATTERRRRR!!!!!

  • finally saw this.



    my dude has a theory that this was some sort of money laundering thing. like he made the movie for 100K and claimed it cost him a million.

    endless laughs throughout. thanks for the heads up. Jonny's inappropriate laughter was the best part. never have I enjoyed a mildly retarded Quebecer's weird passion project as much as this one.

  • Yeah ... this was unbelievable. Definitely needs to be seen with a group. We laughed ourselves silly.

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    I feel so vindicated

    No seriously, everyone needs to see this.

    The Room >>>> more entertaining than "Slumdog Millionaire."

  • lambertlambert 1,166 Posts
    Ba-bump. I have copped this and am converted. This will be shown at my work's annual gymkata party along side "rock and roll nightmare (the edge of hell)" and "trolls 2".

    Cosign on everything already said. I have to add my own 2 cents about the football playing. Seriously, why is that shit even in the film?

  • my work's annual gymkata party



    I need to get a copy of Gymkata STAT! The land of the crazies!

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    Ba-bump. I have copped this and am converted. This will be shown at my work's annual gymkata party along side "rock and roll nightmare (the edge of hell)" and "trolls 2".

    Cosign on everything already said. I have to add my own 2 cents about the football playing. Seriously, why is that shit even in the film?

    Ha, for real.

    That said, it's pretty hard to top: "the tests came back" scene. Truly WTF?

    "You're the exxxxxpert, Mark!"


  • dollar_bindollar_bin I heartily endorse this product and/or event 2,326 Posts
    Ba-bump. I have copped this and am converted. This will be shown at my work's annual gymkata party along side "rock and roll nightmare (the edge of hell)" and "trolls 2".

    Speaking of Troll 2, there's a documentary about it at SXSW:

    http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/02/04/sxsw-movie-trailer-best-worst-movie-the-troll-2-documentary/

    I could live without the shots of idiots yelling "Trooolllllll Twwwooooooo!!!" but it looks like it might be a moderately interesting doc.

  • autoauto 198 Posts
    this movie is ridiculous. i love the style its shot in and the dialog, amazing. 3 sex scenes in the first like 15 minutes. the soundtrack. the scene where the dude shoves the football at the other dude and pushes him into the trash cans.

    my girl told me she met wissau in a coffee shop in l.a. after she saw the movie a while ago. she said she saw him with the co-star guy in the movie, and yelled out "tommy wissau hey i like your movie!" and the co-star guy started walking away really fast. wissau turned around and had a half empty bottle of vodka in his hand. he said thanks and got a pic with her.

  • For those still waiting, peep this 24 seconds of magic:

    I was going to say. Two words: flower shop. We watched this movie a few months ago. Straight comedy!!

  • The_NonThe_Non 5,691 Posts
    They're running this steaming pile of monkey crap on Cartoon Network.

  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    They're running this steaming pile of monkey crap on Cartoon Network.

    AWESOME.

    Everyone must watch!

  • SnagglepusSnagglepus 1,756 Posts
    This is a repost, but this belongs in the "official" The Room thread:


  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    Ba-bump. I have copped this and am converted. This will be shown at my work's annual gymkata party along side "rock and roll nightmare (the edge of hell)" and "trolls 2".

    Cosign on everything already said. I have to add my own 2 cents about the football playing. Seriously, why is that shit even in the film?

    Dude. I NEED to borrow this.

  • UnherdUnherd 1,880 Posts
    Yeah I don't know how I missed this thread. Those youtube clips are gold. Already made plans with peoples to watch this weekend.

    Also, rs links here...

  • verb606verb606 2,518 Posts
    Yeah, I really need to see this. I've read all the articles on it and between that and these clips, the hype for this film has risen to fever pitch in my private mindgarden. My wife has no interest in shit like this, so if anyone's starting up a viewing party in Chicago, holler at your boy.
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