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Sports douches

skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
edited December 2008 in Strut Central
Please rep your favourite/worst example of a sports douche, any sport.b, 21b, 21Here are the rules: it must have nothing to do with what the douche has/hasn't done to/for your team.b, 21b, 21Preferably it has everything to do with deplorable behaviour IRL.b, 21b, 21[color:#00FF001marquee] VENT SOME SPLEEN !--color--1/font1
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  • Walter_NaglWalter_Nagl 116 Posts
    img src="http://www.sportgate.de/typo3temp/pics/Boris-Becker-lobte-Patrik-Kuehnen_192055ebec.jpg"1 b, 21 img src="http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/GB/FP1961~David-Beckham-Poster.jpg"1 b, 21b, 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/game.gif" alt="" 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/goat.gif" alt="" 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/udoshithr8.gif" alt="" 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bucs.gif" alt="" 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/dominoes22.gif" alt="" 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/puto-new.gif" alt="" 21
  • Walter_NaglWalter_Nagl 116 Posts
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  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
    What have Boris and Beckham done to upset you?b, 21b, 21I'll rep David Seaman, soccerball goal-tender img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" 21 for Arsenal and England in days of yore.b, 21Here's why:b, 21b, 211) He had a ponytail and a 'tache, not as an ironic or individualistic statement, but because he thought it was coolb, 212) He developed and promoted the sad nickname "Safe Hands", and would sign autographs with this addition, even though he made some glaring and high-profile clangers in his careerb, 213) His (ghosted) autobiography included no mention of his kids from a failed marriage, not for reasons of protecting them, but as a statement of walking away from his past lifeb, 21b, 21What a crud of the utmost douchitude.b, 21b, 21 img src="http://soccerlens.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/david-seaman.jpg"1
  • GropeGrope 2,970 Posts
    british football players in general.
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    plus cristiano ronaldo. you can see his narcism in every movement on the field. he looks like a gay pron star. i whish people like eric cantona would still play. he'd finish him off. LOL
  • JuniorJunior 4,853 Posts
    Oh undoubtedly. Thank god that premadonna footballers with stupid hair, trophy girlfriends and a self belief in their own greatness rarely matched up with reality is only limited to the british shores...b, 21b, 21img src="http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44742000/jpg/_44742445_bs_afp416.jpg"1
  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
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    b, 21british football players in general.
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  • GropeGrope 2,970 Posts
    i never said that i like german footballers better. crybaby!!!
  • JuniorJunior 4,853 Posts
    Hey keep Gazza's name out your mouth! img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" 21b, 21b, 21b, 21Yeah to be fair though I do think we top the league with this having passed the Italians level of pandering and posturing some time ago......
  • GropeGrope 2,970 Posts
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    b, 21british football players in general.
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    b, 21BUNDESLIGA INFERIORITY COMPLEX REVEALED
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    b, 21b/w c'mon Grope, surely Oliver Kahn has enough form in this area to get a mention?
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21kahn? he isn't worth my hate.
  • Walter_NaglWalter_Nagl 116 Posts
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    b, 21What have Boris and Beckham done to upset you?
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    font class="post"1b, 21nothing really, but being the biggest sport douches i could think offb, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21 img src="http://www.poster.net/beckham-david/beckham-david-suit-6500209.jpg"1 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/yaoming.gif" alt="" 21
  • Walter_NaglWalter_Nagl 116 Posts
    img src="http://spectacle.provocateuse.com/images/spectacles/david_beckham_10.jpg"1 b, 21 img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/dominoes22.gif" alt="" 21
  • The-gafflerThe-gaffler 2,190 Posts
    img src="http://www.jasonwoodmansee.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/02/11/probowl_norv_shirt.jpg"1
  • magpaulmagpaul 1,314 Posts
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    b, 21Hey keep Gazza's name out your mouth!
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    b, 21Yeah to be fair though I do think we top the league with this having passed the Italians level of pandering and posturing some time ago......
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  • PrimeCutsLtdPrimeCutsLtd jersey fresh 2,632 Posts
    yea norv turner blows!!!!
  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
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    b, 21yea norv turner blows!!!!
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21what'd he do???b, 21b, 21That shirt sucks baboon ballsb, 21Why's he so porky?b, 21The motorola comms thing is quite....next level
  • DORDOR Two Ron Toe 9,899 Posts
    img src="http://www.hockeybeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/seanavery.jpg"1b, 21"It???s become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds." b, 21b, 21This guy is getting alot of douch comments right now in the world of hockey.b, 21b, 21b, 21And I agreeb, 21b, 21/font1
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    b, 21Hey keep Gazza's name out your mouth!
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  • JuniorJunior 4,853 Posts
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21Ha ha a classic case in point. I'm not heartless enough to not feel some sympathy for his current mental state but if ever there was a player who was his own worst enemy it's that lumbering tool.
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  • magpaulmagpaul 1,314 Posts
    agreed. when i saw that picture i didn't think sectarian hatred, I felt sadness for Gazza.b, 21b, 21 /font1
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    b, 21Gazza felt the full force of sectarian animosity a week later when a Celtic fan pulled up alongside him in a traffic jam. Gestured to wind down his window, the Rangers player was curtly informed: 'I wouldn't do that again mate.' Gazza asked why not. 'Because I'll slit your throat next time.' Gazza's initial burst of laughter was abruptly cut off when he noticed the driver making a gesture of running his finger across his neck.
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  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
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  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,892 Posts
    Trust Boris to find the only black russian girl in London and sire a child that looks more like him than he himself does. b, 21b, 21And deny it.b, 21b, 21[to paraphrase Gangsta Bitch]The tears poured when the judge said "It's yours."[/to paraphrase Gangsta Bitch]
  • twoplytwoply Only Built 4 Manzanita Links 2,914 Posts
    Maybe it's partly because he's juxtaposed with Nogueira on this season of The Ultimate Fighter, but this guy comes across as a full-fledged officer in the douche brigade:b, 21b, 21b, 21img src="http://www.ultimate-fighter.ca/Fighters/frankmir.jpg"1
  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts
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    b, 21Trust Boris to find the only black russian girl in London and sire a child that looks more like him than he himself does.
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    b, 21[to paraphrase Gangsta Bitch]The tears poured when the judge said "It's yours."[/to paraphrase Gangsta Bitch]
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  • JimsterJimster Cruffiton.etsy.com 6,892 Posts
    OJb, 21Mike Tysonb, 21b, 21Wifebeater special moves, both done time for assorted othe douchery.
  • breaxjunkiebreaxjunkie 97 Posts
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    b, 21Trust Boris to find the only black russian girl in London and sire a child that looks more like him than he himself does.
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21when I first was her child i really thought it was a kid but appearently she is her daughter. I wonder wich complications she will face being a woman and look like Boris in her adult life...
  • DrWuDrWu 4,021 Posts
    Euroman soccer cat fighting is awesome. Totally not douchy.
  • DJ_NevilleCDJ_NevilleC 1,922 Posts
    img src="http://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/watchdog/blog/debbie_clemens.jpg"1
  • dreskieboogiedreskieboogie 951 Posts
    Italian soccer player Francesco Totti is an asshole.b, 21b, 21I do like Italian bicyclist Mario Cippolini even though he's pretty arrogant but its to the extent of pure comedy.b, 21b, 21Peace,b, 21b, 21Dress
  • The-gafflerThe-gaffler 2,190 Posts
    img src="http://www.nndb.com/people/823/000047682/randy-johnson-1-sized.jpg"1b, 21b, 21b, 21just sayin... i want to hear what Euroman has to say upon first sight of that.b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21**BONUS BEAT**b, 21b, 21img src="http://www.theheckler.com/news/articlefiles/647-07-02-15-Adam-Morrison.jpg"1
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