diet coke to be precise... b, 21b, 21b, 21I haven't done that in YEARS. But I was taking a drink a somebody said something funny and next thing you know, coke shot out my nose.
OK so I was standing in the office next to mine shooting the shit with some co-workers and one of them had mentioned the term "twinkie" as in an asian who acts white. Then I said that I'm even more Korean than my wife, at which point my lesbian hillbilly co-worker tried to make a joke.b, 21b, 21She says "Your wife says "mmmmm!" when she sees a burger and you say "mmmmm!" when you see... [i](now at this point I'm taking a nice big swig of my diet coke and in the flash of a second I think she doesn't know anything about korean food so what will she say?)/i1... Sheesh-kabob!" b, 21b, 21which was so unexpectedly funny that the coke escaped out of my mouth and nose, and on to my sweet little co-worker Chau, who coincidentally didn't know what a twinkie was.... which was then so funny that I almost fell over laughing.b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21"She says mmmm when she sees a burger and you say mmmmm when you see... sheesh-kabob!"
BLOGGIN, YOU ALLb, 21Finally, Soul Strut designates a spot for jibber-jabbers of all kinds to post their shit. b, 21Aimless stories, fashion talk (with a special focus on footwear!), food, health, b, 21and pet peeves deeply explored. It's all here.
b, 21"She says mmmm when she sees a burger and you say mmmmm when you see... sheesh-kabob!"
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font class="post"1b, 21b, 21I'm sticking with the kittie vid. ...at least until more Koreans cosign on this being Coke-out-yer-nose-funny.b, 21b, 21It'd be funny if you were Scottish, but Korean?
b, 21what made it funny is that sheeshkabob was the only korean food she could think of. Also, sheeshkabob is not korean food.
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font class="post"1b, 21b, 21okay yeah thought so.b, 21b, 21REEWIND on the kittie vid!b, 21b, 21(she's a "lesbian hillbilly," who can blame her for being confused?)
well while we were doing the electrical inspection he went into the garage to get high and started playing music. b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21And I really enjoyed his selection.b, 21b, 21He's been there everytime we've been there, but the electrician guy asked him a question and he goes "uh... I don't live here..."b, 21b, 21ok.... b, 21b, 21then one time we were going to look at the place and dominoes guy shows up with 3 pizzas and delivers them, so I assumed the whole family was home, but when we got in there it was just him. him and his 3 pizzas.b, 21b, 21its kinda funny.b, 21b, 21i guess the wife is a total tweeker who gets all fucked up and runs around the neighborhood banging on doors and shit. naked.b, 21b, 21we spoke to the neighbors and they told us all the dirt. says the whole block hates these people. they sound kinda funny to me, but whatever.
font class="post"1b, 21b, 21WHICH IS WOTTA GWAAN IF YOU DONT KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGHb, 21AKS THE RAS TRENT SONb, 21b, 21MELT YER FACE LIKE A NA-ZIb, 21b, 21ETCb, 21b, 21AKA THIS POST JUST WENT BONKERS
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