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I just shot coke out my nose

GaryGary 3,982 Posts
edited November 2008 in Strut Central
diet coke to be precise... b, 21b, 21b, 21I haven't done that in YEARS. But I was taking a drink a somebody said something funny and next thing you know, coke shot out my nose.
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  • cascas 1,484 Posts
    then what happened?!b, 21b, 21i hate cliffhangers.
  • dukeofdelridgedukeofdelridge urgent.monkey.mice 2,453 Posts
    yeah no doubt bring the punchlineb, 21b, 21and it'd better be good, i just watched that cat vid...
  • DustedDonDustedDon 830 Posts
    were you watching the kittie kat vidi?
  • Garcia_VegaGarcia_Vega 2,428 Posts
    Cosmo ate some free chocolate last night, true story.
  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    OK so I was standing in the office next to mine shooting the shit with some co-workers and one of them had mentioned the term "twinkie" as in an asian who acts white. Then I said that I'm even more Korean than my wife, at which point my lesbian hillbilly co-worker tried to make a joke.b, 21b, 21She says "Your wife says "mmmmm!" when she sees a burger and you say "mmmmm!" when you see... [i](now at this point I'm taking a nice big swig of my diet coke and in the flash of a second I think she doesn't know anything about korean food so what will she say?)/i1... Sheesh-kabob!" b, 21b, 21which was so unexpectedly funny that the coke escaped out of my mouth and nose, and on to my sweet little co-worker Chau, who coincidentally didn't know what a twinkie was.... which was then so funny that I almost fell over laughing.b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21"She says mmmm when she sees a burger and you say mmmmm when you see... sheesh-kabob!"
  • cascas 1,484 Posts
    this all reminds me of something that i just did...b, 21b, 21i just put some clothes in the washing machine then i closed the laundry room door.
  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
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    b, 21this all reminds me of something that i just did...
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    b, 21i just put some clothes in the washing machine then i closed the laundry room door.
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21wait... so you didn't close the door of the washing machine?!!!
  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    where'd you get this pic of MillionDOllars?b, 21b, 21img src="http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/2818/rampage2lu0.gif"1
  • PABLOPABLO 1,921 Posts
    BLOGGIN, YOU ALLb, 21Finally, Soul Strut designates a spot for jibber-jabbers of all kinds to post their shit. b, 21Aimless stories, fashion talk (with a special focus on footwear!), food, health, b, 21and pet peeves deeply explored. It's all here.
  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    And yet you added to the nothingness.b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21I have telekinesis and I'm twisting your nipples right now. hurts, don't it?
  • dukeofdelridgedukeofdelridge urgent.monkey.mice 2,453 Posts
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    h, 21
    b, 21
    b, 21"She says mmmm when she sees a burger and you say mmmmm when you see... sheesh-kabob!"
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21I'm sticking with the kittie vid. ...at least until more Koreans cosign on this being Coke-out-yer-nose-funny.b, 21b, 21It'd be funny if you were Scottish, but Korean?
  • PABLOPABLO 1,921 Posts
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  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
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    b, 21where'd you get this pic of MillionDOllars?
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21Monkey Island.
  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    what made it funny is that sheeshkabob was the only korean food she could think of. Also, sheeshkabob is not korean food.
  • dukeofdelridgedukeofdelridge urgent.monkey.mice 2,453 Posts
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    h, 21
    b, 21what made it funny is that sheeshkabob was the only korean food she could think of. Also, sheeshkabob is not korean food.
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21okay yeah thought so.b, 21b, 21REEWIND on the kittie vid!b, 21b, 21(she's a "lesbian hillbilly," who can blame her for being confused?)
  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    she's from kentucky. today she said that she suprisingly has never eaten possum, but she has eaten rabbit.
  • cascas 1,484 Posts
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    b, 21hillbilly
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21i saw a family of them in ralph's a few weeks ago. the husband and wife and son were arguing in front of the bananas. loudly.b, 21b, 21"well F*ck YOU then mom! i'm gonna buy my own god damned carton of cigarettes."[/loud country twang]b, 21b, 21that set off something in the dad that made him lash out on his wife.b, 21b, 21i lingered by the the potatoes to try to catch some more, but i couldn't crack their east county dialect. b, 21b, 21----------b, 21b, 21- pecans pies shouldn't go in the fridgeb, 21- this noel delerium beer better be goodb, 21- my dog is chillingb, 21- nike socks. they just don't make them like they used tob, 21b, 21----------b, 21b, 21b, 21 img src="http://bradleysanimalplace.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/cat-rabbit-1.jpg"1b, 21b, 21img src="http://www.doobybrain.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/dog-lion-mane.jpg"1b, 21b, 21img src="http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/9002/dennisabjq9.gif"1b, 21b, 21img src="http://pinchmysalt.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/biscuits-on-plate-for-web.jpg"1b, 21b, 21img src="http://www.robotworldnews.com/100378.jpg"1
  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    Also, as of today I am officially in Escrow.b, 21b, 21here's the backyard:b, 21img src="http://tempo5.sandicor.com/SNDImages/127/080052351_201_53.jpg"1b, 21b, 21b, 21view of mission valley from top terrace of backyard:b, 21img src="http://tempo5.sandicor.com/SNDImages/127/080052351_301_73.jpg"1b, 21b, 21family room will need to be repainted.b, 21img src="http://tempo5.sandicor.com/SNDImages/127/080052351_401_17.jpg"1b, 21b, 21b, 21nice kitchen. check out that stove. granite countertops too.b, 21img src="http://tempo5.sandicor.com/SNDImages/127/080052351_601_18.jpg"1b, 21b, 21living room opens up into back yard. there is the stoner son that lives there now. he is as ras trent as it f*cking gets. bob marley shit everywhere and he has doodled the word "RASTA" everywhere.b, 21img src="http://tempo5.sandicor.com/SNDImages/127/080052351_801_19.jpg"1b, 21b, 21I happened to step in that dog's shit the other day when they were doing an inspection. b, 21img src="http://tempo5.sandicor.com/SNDImages/127/080052351_A01_19.jpg"1b, 21b, 21b, 21this will wind up being the office/record room/banjoroom.b, 21img src="http://tempo5.sandicor.com/SNDImages/127/080052351_C01_22.jpg"1b, 21b, 21b, 21so there.
  • PABLOPABLO 1,921 Posts
    U should do a collabo w/ Ras Stoner Sonb, 21b, 21alsob, 21b, 21congrats
  • dukeofdelridgedukeofdelridge urgent.monkey.mice 2,453 Posts
    "I happened to step in that dog's shit the other day "b, 21b, 21MORE FIRE PON DE HOUND HE DO SO MANY DOOKIE CRIMES
  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    well while we were doing the electrical inspection he went into the garage to get high and started playing music. b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21And I really enjoyed his selection.b, 21b, 21He's been there everytime we've been there, but the electrician guy asked him a question and he goes "uh... I don't live here..."b, 21b, 21ok.... b, 21b, 21then one time we were going to look at the place and dominoes guy shows up with 3 pizzas and delivers them, so I assumed the whole family was home, but when we got in there it was just him. him and his 3 pizzas.b, 21b, 21its kinda funny.b, 21b, 21i guess the wife is a total tweeker who gets all fucked up and runs around the neighborhood banging on doors and shit. naked.b, 21b, 21we spoke to the neighbors and they told us all the dirt. says the whole block hates these people. they sound kinda funny to me, but whatever.
  • dukeofdelridgedukeofdelridge urgent.monkey.mice 2,453 Posts
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    h, 21
    b, 21 has never eaten possum, but she has eaten rabbit.
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21not even gonna.
  • GrandfatherGrandfather 2,303 Posts
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    h, 21
    b, 21MORE FIRE PON DE HOUND HE DO SO MANY DOOKIE CRIMES
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  • GrandfatherGrandfather 2,303 Posts
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    h, 21
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    h, 21
    b, 21 has never eaten possum, but she has eaten rabbit.
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    b, 21not even gonna.
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    font class="post"1b, 21Not gonna mention the beav?b, 21well alright bro.
  • dukeofdelridgedukeofdelridge urgent.monkey.mice 2,453 Posts
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21WHICH IS WOTTA GWAAN IF YOU DONT KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGHb, 21AKS THE RAS TRENT SONb, 21b, 21MELT YER FACE LIKE A NA-ZIb, 21b, 21ETCb, 21b, 21AKA THIS POST JUST WENT BONKERS
  • dukeofdelridgedukeofdelridge urgent.monkey.mice 2,453 Posts
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    h, 21
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    b, 21Not gonna mention the beav?
    b, 21well alright bro.
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21NOT EVEN BRO b, 21I'LL LEAVE IT TO EL HACKERINOS FROM THE EPT
  • the_dLthe_dL 1,531 Posts
    img src="http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w186/thedL_2007/1203446470504.jpg"1b, 21you are meant to snort it up your nose, get familiar or you wont ever be an A list douche bag!
  • dukeofdelridgedukeofdelridge urgent.monkey.mice 2,453 Posts
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    h, 21
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    b, 21you are meant to snort it up your nose, get familiar or you wont ever be an A list douche bag!
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21nah blud i killt it right thereb, 21b, 21you'll be giving thanks in 15+
  • cascas 1,484 Posts
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    h, 21
    b, 21
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    b, 21view of mission valley from top terrace of backyard:
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    font class="post"1b, 21b, 21i think i can see my house from here. step your smoke signaling game up and let's do this.
  • dukeofdelridgedukeofdelridge urgent.monkey.mice 2,453 Posts
    oh wait didn't know that wasn't a reference to too many posts rapid fire successionb, 21b, 21i gets sidetrackt n doubleneggy
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