Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21/font1Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21From my dad: b, 21b, 21Want another beer?b, 21b, 21"Is the Pope Catholic?" or "Does a bear shit in the woods?" b, 21b, 21h, 21
b, 21b, 21or the hybrid model:b, 21b, 21"does the pope shit in the woods?" i think this is from lebowski. b, 21b, 21h, 21b, 21b, 21Two old faves along these lines that I can't use any more (probably for the best) are "is the pope Polish?" and "does Rose Kennedy own a black dress?"
While I use my dad's sayings from my previous post, I have a few of my own:b, 21b, 21"Dumber than a sack of hammers." - Reference to my special needs cat.b, 21"I will burn that bridge when I get to it."b, 21"Did you hit every branch on the stupid tree?"b, 21"I am sorry, but your crack habit is interfering with my ability to help you."b, 21b, 21Dad sayings, part II:b, 21"Never throw good money after bad." or "read 'em and weep." - these were usually said in context of family poker tournaments, which is a blood sport for us.b, 21"Christ on a crutch."b, 21"Jesus H. Christ!"
Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21/font1Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21From my dad:b, 21b, 21Want another beer?b, 21b, 21"Is the Pope Catholic?" or "Does a bear shit in the woods?" b, 21b, 21h, 21
b, 21b, 21or the hybrid model:b, 21b, 21"does the pope shit in the woods?" i think this is from lebowski. b, 21b, 21h, 21b, 21b, 21Until I saw that movie, I was convinced that i1I'd[/i] been the guy to cross-pollinate that number.
the other day i said "lets do this.. like a buddhist" and everyone cracked up. im sure i must have heard it somewhere but at the time it felt spontaneous and new.
Quote:/font1h, 21b, 21the other day i said "lets do this.. like a buddhist" and everyone cracked up. im sure i must have heard it somewhere but at the time it felt spontaneous and new. b, 21b, 21h, 21
b, 21b, 21Flavor Flav quote? b, 21b, 21one i got from my mum. 'Smart Alec/a1 '
Quote:h, 21b, 21the other day i said "lets do this.. like a buddhist" and everyone cracked up. im sure i must have heard it somewhere but at the time it felt spontaneous and new. b, 21b, 21h, 21
a few more:b, 21b, 21Ugly as a bulldog licking piss off a nettle.b, 21Ugly as a bulldog chewing a wasp.b, 21Uglier than a box of frogs.b, 21Has a face like a blind cobbler's thumb.b, 21Has a face like a whiff of gas.b, 21Has a face that would stop a clock.b, 21Has a radio-friendly face.b, 21Christ! That would gag a maggot (when encountering a bad smell)b, 21Just going to water my horse (take a pee)b, 21Just going to splash my boots (take a pee)b, 21Like trying to shove half a pound of butter up a sparrow's arse with a needle (when something has proved difficult)b, 21My dad often says "Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch" as a check routine before leaving the house.b, 21Older folks here also say "Courting" for dating.b, 21"A bit of how's-yer-father" for having sex.
some from my old manb, 21b, 21He was walking along like a tit in a tranceb, 21She fell arse over tit down the stairsb, 21I've been shitting through the eye of a needleb, 21You don't know your arse from your elbow
Comments