Bob Bannister style review contest!
The challenge is this. Review this record in your best Bob Bannister/Rape Donkey style. RD is allowed to play as well, although I cant garuntee that he will win. My Entry:While the rest of you fags were getting your dicks sucked by DJ Shadow look-a-likes in the back of a beat up VW van in return for a slurp 45, real heads were rocking the Sayer. Any DJ knows that dropping "You make me feel like dancing" at a party is the Dancing Queen of '96 when Muriels Wedding was in heavy rotation at the crib and fat australian chicks erected my first boner, which has lasted to this day, thanks to a rare condition that I'd rather not talk about. Anyways, thanks to my neverending boner I have officially made it gay to like ABBA and hard as fuck (NY STYLE) to rock Sayer instead. If the white girls aren't feeling it and rush the booth to ask for the abba, you can say no, and blame the erectile misfortunes of a certain bob bannister. Like my perma-wood, Sayer will stand the test of time, despite the fact that primo sampled it, because real NY heads know that he is a cock gurgling sperm mouthwash having old bastard, despite what faggot nerd message board gerbil circus who swing from his nuts like a flying trapeze would say. I hate you all so much. So very very much. I would commit suicide, but the cruel sad loneliness of your pitiful lives without me is too much for even me to bear. P.S., Mom, if you are reading this, please come back home.OK... you go!p.s., no hate, just fun, of course.