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Falsest rasta ever

jaysusjaysus 787 Posts
edited September 2008 in Strut Central
I nominate the cute and brilliant jason castro:b,121object width="425" height="344"1param name="movie" value=""1/param1param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"1/param1embed src="" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"1/embed1/object1

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  • GnarliamentGnarliament 375 Posts
    a href="http://www.w00ks.org/" target="_blank"1http://www.w00ks.org/
  • DjArcadianDjArcadian 3,633 Posts
    Who has dreads but no facial hair?
  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    Judges were spacing out on 1:53-1:56 if they thought this was ok.b,121b,121Truly crap.
  • Lucious_FoxLucious_Fox 2,479 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121Who has dreads but no facial hair? b,121b,121h,121
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  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    Further, anyone, anywhere, who sings this version of the song, as a cover, is a fukking douche.
  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,025 Posts
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    Quote:/font1h,121b,121Castro's rendition of the song "Hallelujah," which he performed on American Idol, led viewers to download the Jeff Buckley cover of the Leonard Cohen song from the iTunes Store, propelling it to the #1 spot on the iTunes singles chart. Buckley's version of the song sold 178,000 digital downloads in the week following Castro's performance, to debut at #1 on Billboard's Hot Digital Songs chart[/b]. According to the March 22, 2008 issue of Billboard this was the highest boost in digital sales a song had ever received after being performed by a contestant on American Idol. It was the first time Buckley's version of the song charted on a Billboard chart, as well as the first U.S. number one song on any chart for Buckley, who died May 29, 1997 at age 30. Jason Castro???s rendition of the song propelled Jeff Buckley???s version to be certified Gold and Platinum as a single on April 22, 2008 b,121b,121h,121
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  • young_creamyoung_cream 540 Posts
    aha fuct that this is allowed
  • willie_fugalwillie_fugal 1,862 Posts
    this one time, i was, like, on a date and stuff, and i dropped one of my dreads in my date's soup, huhuhuh, and she thought it was a turd, and was all "ew gross". it was, like, the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me. but it's cool, cuz i took her home afterwards and boned her, huhuhuhhuhuhhuh
  • jaysusjaysus 787 Posts
    I shot the sheriff?b,121object width="425" height="344"1param name="movie" value=""1/param1param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"1/param1embed src="" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"1/embed1/object1b,121b,121With what, your wad?
  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    Quote:h, 21b, 21this one time, i was, like, on a date and stuff, and i dropped one of my dreads in my date's soup, huhuhuh, and she thought it was a turd, and was all "ew gross". it was, like, the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me. but it's cool, cuz i took her home afterwards and boned her, huhuhuhhuhuhhuh b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21b, 21Ras Trent Lyricsb, 21b, 21Jah! Rastafarianismb, 21Yes I, Ras Trentb, 21Ba-da ding-ding-ding-ding whooaaaaa!b, 21Who dem?b, 21You no want test me champion soundb, 21b, 21Oh fire pon Babylonb, 21and fire pon a batty boyb, 21Rude boy living in the shanty dormsb, 21My roommate Nick is an ignorant bald-headb, 21b, 21Now chant down Babylonb, 21midterm essaysb, 21Then puff from de chaliceb, 21I fi make from a Sprite canb, 21b, 21Last week I read a bookb, 21about Selassie Ib, 21Then told my bomboclat parentsb, 21I was switching religionsb, 21b, 21Excuse I!b, 21Oh hot stepper, you do so many dutty crimesb, 21Nyabinghi!b, 21And plus you're fully skylarking all the timeb, 21b, 21Doo-da-loo look ya nowb, 21b, 21Have you ever noticedb, 21how bald-heads suck?b, 21Ba-da-da ding-ding-ding-dingb, 21dong-dang ding-dong duck!b, 21b, 21Excuse I for my skankingb, 21give thanks and praiseb, 21Me toil part-timeb, 21at jah Cold Stone Creameryb, 21b, 21In a dub style!b, 21Roller skates...a DVD of Cool Runnings...Murder, She Wroteb, 21Yagga-yagga-yagga yowwww!b, 21b, 21Are you there Jah? It's me, Ras Trentb, 21Are you there Jah? It's me, Ras Trentb, 21b, 21Are you there Jah? It's me, Ras Trentb, 21Please guide me (mumbles) pon your right path of righteousnessb, 21b, 21Oh stannaho, stannaho, stannaho, stannahoy Jaaaah!b, 21Fussing and fighting and Zion and Rootsb, 21Red Stripe, Shabba, Ragamuffin cultureb, 21Me night nurse never want to plant the cornb, 21Skiddily-whoab, 21Diddily, skiddily diddily diddily...(fades out)
  • breaxjunkiebreaxjunkie 97 Posts
    Is that thing Male or Female? b, 21b, 21img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/oof.gif" alt="" 21
  • The-gafflerThe-gaffler 2,190 Posts
    Quote:h, 21b, 21Oh hot stepper, you do so many dutty crimesb, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21b, 21still saying this on a day to day basis.
  • verb606verb606 2,518 Posts
    The thing that gets me about these fools is that it doesn't seem like they're fronting on some rasta shit. b, 21b, 21It's more like "I like Bob Marley a lot so I'm going to grow dreads because it looks cooler than regular long hair." b, 21b, 21Ask them about Haile Selassie and they'll be like "Sure, what about Eminem's daughter?" b, 21b, 21As funny as "Ras Trent" is, I have to give him (and those that he's based on) credit for actually making some effort to be down. I'd rather see a white kid be a RUG (Rasta Until Graduation) instead of fools simply rocking fashion dreads.
  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    Quote:h, 21b, 21The thing that gets me about these fools is that it doesn't seem like they're fronting on some rasta shit. b, 21b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21I take you've never visited Austin, Texas or Boulder, Colorado then.
  • verb606verb606 2,518 Posts
    Quote:h, 21b, 21
    Quote:h, 21b, 21The thing that gets me about these fools is that it doesn't seem like they're fronting on some rasta shit. b, 21b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21I take you've never visited Austin, Texas or Boulder, Colorado then. b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21b, 21True, I have not. I've been in Boulder, but not long enough to come in contact with real-deal false rasta. I'm mainly familiar with the Midwest strain of dread-locked hippie with only Bob Marley Legend, Phish, and Dave Matthews pon de iPod.
  • breaxjunkiebreaxjunkie 97 Posts
    Quote:h, 21b, 21The thing that gets me about these fools is that it doesn't seem like they're fronting on some rasta shit. b, 21b, 21It's more like "I like Bob Marley a lot so I'm going to grow dreads because it looks cooler than regular long hair." b, 21b, 21Ask them about Haile Selassie and they'll be like "Sure, what about Eminem's daughter?" b, 21b, 21As funny as "Ras Trent" is, I have to give him (and those that he's based on) credit for actually making some effort to be down. I'd rather see a white kid be a RUG (Rasta Until Graduation) instead of fools simply rocking fashion dreads. b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21Take it easy man. There's dudes that are even worse!b, 21b, 21/object1
  • SwayzeSwayze 14,705 Posts
    Quote:h, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21/object1 b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21Dudes/Dudettes like this RUN Osaka.
  • breaxjunkiebreaxjunkie 97 Posts
    Quote:h, 21b, 21Dudes/Dudettes like this RUN Osaka. b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21LOL! you killin' it!b, 21b, 21that was in Bulgaria though...
  • corsiccorsic oakland, ca 232 Posts
    The inspiration for ALL false rasta'sb, 21b, 21/object1
  • hogginthefogghogginthefogg 6,098 Posts
    Quote:h, 21b, 21
    Quote:h, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21/object1 b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21Dudes/Dudettes like this RUN Osaka. b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21Jamaica T-shirt for the win.b, 21b, 21Also, stellar stage presence. Does he go by Tavarish TanSoBack?
  • puchitopuchito 374 Posts
    Quote:h, 21b, 21b, 21b, 21/object1 b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21Holy Shit! I don't know what is funnier, russian american idol, or that dude. Bananas!
  • puchitopuchito 374 Posts
    Quote:h, 21b, 21I nominate the cute and brilliant jason castro:b, 21/object1 b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21Would it be funny is someone beat his ass, then cut off his dreads while we was knocked out?b, 21Or is that psycho?
  • magneticmagnetic 2,678 Posts
    Quote:h, 21b, 21
    Quote:h, 21b, 21I nominate the cute and brilliant jason castro:b, 21/object1 b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21Would it be funny is someone beat his ass, then cut off his dreads while we was knocked out?b, 21Or is that psycho? b, 21b, 21h, 21
    b, 21b, 21Definitely psycho.
  • mylatencymylatency 10,475 Posts
    Quote:h, 21b, 21fashion dreads b, 21b, 21h, 21
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