where's the list? do you really have to scroll through each blog entry?
^ White entitlement
#71 Being the only white person around #70 Difficult Breakups #69 Mos Def #68 Michel Gondry #67 Standing Still at Concerts #66 Divorce #65 Co-Ed Sports #64 Recycling #63 Expensive Sandwiches #62 Knowing what???s best for poor people #61 Bicycles #60 Toyota Prius #59 Natural Medicine #58 Japan #57 Juno #56 Lawyers #55 Apologies #54 Kitchen Gadgets #53 Dogs #52 Sarah Silverman #51 Living by the water #50 Irony #49 Vintage #48 Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops #47 Arts Degrees #46 The Sunday New York Times #45 Asian Fusion Food #44 Public Radio #43 Plays #42 Sushi #41 Indie Music #40 Apple Products #39 Netflix #38 Arrested Development #37 Renovations #36 Breakfast Places #35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report #34 Architecture #33 Marijuana #32 Vegan/Vegetarianism #31 Snowboarding #30 Wrigley Field #29 80s Night #28 Not Having a TV #27 Marathons #26 Manhattan (now Brooklyn too!) #25 David Sedaris #24 Wine #23 Microbreweries #22 Having Two Last Names #21 Writer???s Workshops #20 Being an expert on YOUR culture #19 Traveling #18 Awareness #17 Hating their parents #16 ???Gifted??? Children #15 Yoga #14 Having Black Friends #13 Tea #12 Non-Profit Organizations #11 Asian Girls #10 Wes Anderson movies #9 Making you feel bad about not going outside #8 Barack Obama #7 Diversity #6 Organic Food #5 Farmers Markets #4 Assists #3 Film Festivals #2 Religions that their parents don???t belong to #1 Coffee
#71 Being the only white person around #68 Michel Gondry #64 Recycling #63 Expensive Sandwiches #62 Knowing what???s best for poor people #58 Japan #54 Kitchen Gadgets #51 Living by the water #46 The Sunday New York Times #42 Sushi #40 Apple Products #38 Arrested Development #35The Daily Show/Colbert Report #25 David Sedaris #20 Being an expert on YOUR culture #14 Having Black Friends #13 Tea #10 Wes Anderson movies #8 Barack Obama #7 Diversity #4 Assists
Being half Japanese and the rest assorted variations of Caucasian, I felt that I could add a unique perspective on this matter with the things among that list that I enjoy:
#58 Japan #42 Sushi #38 Arrested Development #13 Tea #11 Asian Girls #8 Barack Obama
I am so white it's funny. I'm hitting on 75% of this shit.
Ha totally... me too, but I was quite positive that was going to be the case before I even opened the site.
Like I always tell my friends... "hey I have a great sense of humor about myself... as long as it's me telling the joke"
HarveyCanal"a distraction from my main thesis." 13,234 Posts
I like too many...
#71 Being the only white person around #64 Recycling #62 Knowing what???s best for poor people #61 Bicycles #59 Natural Medicine #55 Apologies (apparently, I'm very fond of them) #53 Dogs #51 Living by the water #50 Irony #49 Vintage (vintage because I'm too cheap to ever replace old stuff even if its on its last legs for years) #48 Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops #45 Asian Fusion Food #44 Public Radio #42 Sushi #41 Indie Music (indie like Rap-A-Lot) #36 Breakfast Places (if you mean taco spots, yes) #33 Marijuana #31 Snowboarding #30 Wrigley Field (had fun the one time I went) #24 Wine #23 Microbreweries (not so much anymore, but I continue to ride) #22 Having Two Last Names #21 Writer???s Workshops (I guess...never been to one, but I've taught some classes here and there) #20 Being an expert on YOUR culture #19 Traveling #18 Awareness #17 Hating their parents (not hate really, but a rejection of an outmoded value system...uh huh) #16 ???Gifted??? Children #14 Having Black Friends #13 Tea (if you mean iced, yes) #12 Non-Profit Organizations #9 Making you feel bad about not going outside (damned straight troll, come out from under that bridge ever once in a while) #7 Diversity #6 Organic Food #5 Farmers Markets #4 Assists #2 Religions that their parents don???t belong to (if you mean, I didn't go get ashes on my forehead a couple of weeks back, then yes)
Being half Japanese and the rest assorted variations of Caucasian, I felt that I could add a unique perspective on this matter with the things among that list that I enjoy:
#58 Japan #42 Sushi #38 Arrested Development #13 Tea #11 Asian Girls #8 Barack Obama
#68 Michel Gondry #64 Recycling #63 Expensive Sandwiches #61 Bicycles #60 Toyota Prius #58 Japan #54 Kitchen Gadgets #53 Dogs #49 Vintage #46 The Sunday New York Times #44 Public Radio #42 Sushi #40 Apple Products #38 Arrested Development #35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report #34 Architecture #31 Snowboarding #24 Wine #23 Microbreweries #19 Traveling #18 Awareness #14 Having Black Friends #13 Tea #12 Non-Profit Organizations #11 Asian Girls #7 Diversity #5 Farmers Markets #3 Film Festivals #1 Coffee
The blog obviously struck a nerve with some people. I say embrace that shit. It is what it is, you know? Some of those are pretty spot on (and yes, I'm including myself in this).
True. I'm not one to find a lot of "you see, white people are like this. They're so different to black people!" humor funny nor get all bent out of shape by it, but most of this was very cleverly written. The "recycling doesn't take much effort and white people get very particular about it", "obsession with the obscure" and "fascination for foreign lands" hit home and gave me the best laugh I had in a while.
Does liking Asian girls count when you are, in fact, Asian, however?
nah man for you it's normal.
but for white people it's bizarre and fetishistic.
BUT WHAT ABOUT IN MY CASE WHERE I'M WHITE AND ASIAN? I AM TORN AT MY RACIAL SEAMS.
Should white guy / asian girl marry, they produce hybirds that are aestically pleasing, but are very annoying. This practice is also a means by which white people can catch up to the asian peoples in the population race, as most of the hybirds often act white rather than asian.
According to the blog, you're white. It counts!
The comments are surpassing the actual blog itself, so entertaining...
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I remember two hapas talking. One asked the other ???why is it always the mom who???s asian????
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This poast screams whiteness ("guess what dude"/"they suck"-rltd.)
Guess what buddy, at least when I'm downloading mandingo porn I don't get viruses.
It's all good man, buy a macbook and let's catch an 80's night sometime!
- spidey
I would much rather we breakdance at the beauty bar.
- the thing
Step In The Name Of Hate, Bitch.
White people just can't keep a secret.
That will definitely be my last call to the GRNYC help desk for technical support.
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^ White entitlement
#71 Being the only white person around
#70 Difficult Breakups
#69 Mos Def
#68 Michel Gondry
#67 Standing Still at Concerts
#66 Divorce
#65 Co-Ed Sports
#64 Recycling
#63 Expensive Sandwiches
#62 Knowing what???s best for poor people
#61 Bicycles
#60 Toyota Prius
#59 Natural Medicine
#58 Japan
#57 Juno
#56 Lawyers
#55 Apologies
#54 Kitchen Gadgets
#53 Dogs
#52 Sarah Silverman
#51 Living by the water
#50 Irony
#49 Vintage
#48 Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops
#47 Arts Degrees
#46 The Sunday New York Times
#45 Asian Fusion Food
#44 Public Radio
#43 Plays
#42 Sushi
#41 Indie Music
#40 Apple Products
#39 Netflix
#38 Arrested Development
#37 Renovations
#36 Breakfast Places
#35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report
#34 Architecture
#33 Marijuana
#32 Vegan/Vegetarianism
#31 Snowboarding
#30 Wrigley Field
#29 80s Night
#28 Not Having a TV
#27 Marathons
#26 Manhattan (now Brooklyn too!)
#25 David Sedaris
#24 Wine
#23 Microbreweries
#22 Having Two Last Names
#21 Writer???s Workshops
#20 Being an expert on YOUR culture
#19 Traveling
#18 Awareness
#17 Hating their parents
#16 ???Gifted??? Children
#15 Yoga
#14 Having Black Friends
#13 Tea
#12 Non-Profit Organizations
#11 Asian Girls
#10 Wes Anderson movies
#9 Making you feel bad about not going outside
#8 Barack Obama
#7 Diversity
#6 Organic Food
#5 Farmers Markets
#4 Assists
#3 Film Festivals
#2 Religions that their parents don???t belong to
#1 Coffee
LOLOLOL!!!
- spidey
#69 Mos Def
#64 Recycling
#63 Expensive Sandwiches
#59 Natural Medicine
#58 Japan
#49 Vintage
#48 Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops
#45 Asian Fusion Food
#42 Sushi
#41 Indie Music
#40 Apple Products
#38 Arrested Development
#36 Breakfast Places
#35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report
#33 Marijuana
#32 Vegan/Vegetarianism
#24 Wine
#19 Traveling
#18 Awareness
#14 Having Black Friends
#12 Non-Profit Organizations
#11 Asian Girls
#8 Barack Obama
#7 Diversity
#6 Organic Food
#2 Religions that their parents don???t belong to
#1 Coffee
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27 bitches!
MASSIVELY UNDERRATED POAST!
^ I'm right there with you white people.
- spidey
Ha totally... me too, but I was quite positive that was going to be the case before I even opened the site.
Like I always tell my friends... "hey I have a great sense of humor about myself... as long as it's me telling the joke"
#71 Being the only white person around
#64 Recycling
#62 Knowing what???s best for poor people
#61 Bicycles
#59 Natural Medicine
#55 Apologies (apparently, I'm very fond of them)
#53 Dogs
#51 Living by the water
#50 Irony
#49 Vintage (vintage because I'm too cheap to ever replace old stuff even if its on its last legs for years)
#48 Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops
#45 Asian Fusion Food
#44 Public Radio
#42 Sushi
#41 Indie Music (indie like Rap-A-Lot)
#36 Breakfast Places (if you mean taco spots, yes)
#33 Marijuana
#31 Snowboarding
#30 Wrigley Field (had fun the one time I went)
#24 Wine
#23 Microbreweries (not so much anymore, but I continue to ride)
#22 Having Two Last Names
#21 Writer???s Workshops (I guess...never been to one, but I've taught some classes here and there)
#20 Being an expert on YOUR culture
#19 Traveling
#18 Awareness
#17 Hating their parents (not hate really, but a rejection of an outmoded value system...uh huh)
#16 ???Gifted??? Children
#14 Having Black Friends
#13 Tea (if you mean iced, yes)
#12 Non-Profit Organizations
#9 Making you feel bad about not going outside (damned straight troll, come out from under that bridge ever once in a while)
#7 Diversity
#6 Organic Food
#5 Farmers Markets
#4 Assists
#2 Religions that their parents don???t belong to (if you mean, I didn't go get ashes on my forehead a couple of weeks back, then yes)
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#64 Recycling
#63 Expensive Sandwiches
#61 Bicycles
#60 Toyota Prius
#58 Japan
#54 Kitchen Gadgets
#53 Dogs
#49 Vintage
#46 The Sunday New York Times
#44 Public Radio
#42 Sushi
#40 Apple Products
#38 Arrested Development
#35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report
#34 Architecture
#31 Snowboarding
#24 Wine
#23 Microbreweries
#19 Traveling
#18 Awareness
#14 Having Black Friends
#13 Tea
#12 Non-Profit Organizations
#11 Asian Girls
#7 Diversity
#5 Farmers Markets
#3 Film Festivals
#1 Coffee
I'm at 29, w00t!
True. I'm not one to find a lot of "you see, white people are like this. They're so different to black people!" humor funny nor get all bent out of shape by it, but most of this was very cleverly written. The "recycling doesn't take much effort and white people get very particular about it", "obsession with the obscure" and "fascination for foreign lands" hit home and gave me the best laugh I had in a while.
ha!
nah man for you it's normal.
but for white people it's bizarre and fetishistic.
And how much do you have to like them for it to count? I like Asian girls, but no more than other girls.
It's all so confusing. Good thing I'm well aware of my uber-whiteness.
According to the blog, you're white. It counts!
The comments are surpassing the actual blog itself, so entertaining...