STUFF THAT WHITE PEOPLE LIKE!!!

12346

  Comments


  • DJ_EnkiDJ_Enki 6,473 Posts
    21/71

    what did you score? be honest.


    where's the list? do you really have to scroll through each blog entry?

    ^ White entitlement

    #71 Being the only white person around
    #70 Difficult Breakups
    #69 Mos Def
    #68 Michel Gondry
    #67 Standing Still at Concerts
    #66 Divorce
    #65 Co-Ed Sports
    #64 Recycling
    #63 Expensive Sandwiches
    #62 Knowing what???s best for poor people
    #61 Bicycles
    #60 Toyota Prius
    #59 Natural Medicine
    #58 Japan
    #57 Juno
    #56 Lawyers
    #55 Apologies
    #54 Kitchen Gadgets
    #53 Dogs
    #52 Sarah Silverman
    #51 Living by the water
    #50 Irony
    #49 Vintage
    #48 Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops
    #47 Arts Degrees
    #46 The Sunday New York Times
    #45 Asian Fusion Food
    #44 Public Radio
    #43 Plays
    #42 Sushi
    #41 Indie Music
    #40 Apple Products
    #39 Netflix
    #38 Arrested Development
    #37 Renovations
    #36 Breakfast Places
    #35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report
    #34 Architecture
    #33 Marijuana
    #32 Vegan/Vegetarianism
    #31 Snowboarding
    #30 Wrigley Field
    #29 80s Night
    #28 Not Having a TV
    #27 Marathons
    #26 Manhattan (now Brooklyn too!)
    #25 David Sedaris
    #24 Wine
    #23 Microbreweries
    #22 Having Two Last Names
    #21 Writer???s Workshops
    #20 Being an expert on YOUR culture
    #19 Traveling
    #18 Awareness
    #17 Hating their parents
    #16 ???Gifted??? Children
    #15 Yoga
    #14 Having Black Friends
    #13 Tea
    #12 Non-Profit Organizations
    #11 Asian Girls
    #10 Wes Anderson movies
    #9 Making you feel bad about not going outside
    #8 Barack Obama
    #7 Diversity
    #6 Organic Food
    #5 Farmers Markets
    #4 Assists
    #3 Film Festivals
    #2 Religions that their parents don???t belong to
    #1 Coffee


    4/71[/b]


    Honky

  • you guys really took all the fun out of that site.

  • this thread started to turn into the typical ass-hurt no sense of humor soulstrut race thread, but then it became high-larious. People who can embrace racial sterioypes and make fun of them are much better company then people who try to tiptoe around them as though they were lurking spectres of conversational doom.

  • BsidesBsides 4,244 Posts
    YESSS!!! i knew soulstrut would eat this up!

    Posting in my platinum thread id just like to say that this sort of shit works because making fun of white people is always comedy gold.


    I am also very white and I enjoy MANY things on this list. I feel like it most accurately describes people out of the bay area though.

  • hey white people. i have a question. how come it says you like expensive sammiches but i distinctly remember all you folks cutting the crust off wonder bread back in the day. i mean, how did you go from crustless slice white bread to expensive sammiches? i mean, it aint like it was some indigenous food product from a exotic foreign island that remained undiscovered for centuries. its a goddam sammich. the same shit you all been eating since grade school. i mean, what happened?

    just curious.


  • mannybolonemannybolone Los Angeles, CA 15,025 Posts
    hey white people. i have a question. how come it says you like expensive sammiches but i distinctly remember all you folks cutting the crust off wonder bread back in the day. i mean, how did you go from crustless slice white bread to expensive sammiches? i mean, it aint like it was some indigenous food product from a exotic foreign island that remained undiscovered for centuries. its a goddam sammich. the same shit you all been eating since grade school. i mean, what happened?

    just curious.


    Expensive sammiches have their crust cut off. DUH!

  • hey white people. i have a question. how come it says you like expensive sammiches but i distinctly remember all you folks cutting the crust off wonder bread back in the day. i mean, how did you go from crustless slice white bread to expensive sammiches? i mean, it aint like it was some indigenous food product from a exotic foreign island that remained undiscovered for centuries. its a goddam sammich. the same shit you all been eating since grade school. i mean, what happened?

    just curious.


    Expensive sammiches have their crust cut off. DUH!

    throwback vintage sammich eaters!

  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts


    #64 Recycling
    #53 Dogs
    #50 Irony
    #48 Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops
    #40 Apple Products
    #39 Netflix
    #38 Arrested Development
    #35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report
    #24 Wine
    #23 Microbreweries
    #19 Traveling
    #12 Non-Profit Organizations
    #8 Barack Obama
    #6 Organic Food
    #5 Farmers Markets
    #1 Coffee

    16/71, but a lot of those don't seem specifically white to me. I mean, come on???coffee? Really? Dogs?

  • NateBizzoNateBizzo 2,328 Posts

    #70 Difficult Breakups
    #69 Mos Def
    #65 Co-Ed Sports
    #64 Recycling
    #63 Expensive Sandwiches
    #61 Bicycles
    #59 Natural Medicine
    #58 Japan
    #56 Lawyers
    #55 Apologies
    #54 Kitchen Gadgets
    #53 Dogs
    #52 Sarah Silverman
    #51 Living by the water
    #50 Irony
    #49 Vintage
    #48 Whole Foods and Grocery Co-op
    #46 The Sunday New York Times
    #45 Asian Fusion Food
    #44 Public Radio
    #42 Sushi
    #41 Indie Music
    #40 Apple Products
    #37 Renovations
    #36 Breakfast Places
    #35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report
    #34 Architecture
    #33 Marijuana
    #32 Vegan/Vegetarianism
    #31 Snowboarding
    #24 Wine
    #23 Microbreweries
    #22 Having Two Last Names
    #19 Traveling
    #18 Awareness
    #15 Yoga
    #13 Tea
    #12 Non-Profit Organizations
    #10 Wes Anderson movies
    #9 Making you feel bad about not going outside
    #8 Barack Obama
    #7 Diversity
    #6 Organic Food
    #5 Farmers Markets
    #3 Film Festivals
    #1 Coffee


    47/71

  • nzshadownzshadow 5,518 Posts
    I cant bring myself to read this clusterfuck of a thread in its entirety, so if this has already been posted: I don't care, fuck you.

    http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/

    Continue

  • skelskel You can't cheat karma 5,033 Posts


    uh.. sometimes I'm getting 10/71, then 5 seconds later I'm getting 40/71
    plaese to explain

  • verb606verb606 2,518 Posts
    hey white people. i have a question. how come it says you like expensive sammiches but i distinctly remember all you folks cutting the crust off wonder bread back in the day. i mean, how did you go from crustless slice white bread to expensive sammiches? i mean, it aint like it was some indigenous food product from a exotic foreign island that remained undiscovered for centuries. its a goddam sammich. the same shit you all been eating since grade school. i mean, what happened?

    just curious.


    Expensive sammiches have their crust cut off. DUH!


    Sayin. $2 of that $8.99 goes toward labor costs.

  • Birdman9Birdman9 5,417 Posts


    #71 Being the only white person around

    This made me laugh because I often feel like this is what I have become most accustomed to. Truth hurts.


    #67 Standing Still at Concerts

    #49 Vintage

    #47 Arts Degrees

    #36 Breakfast Places

    #1 Coffee


    I will gladly cop to all of these. No one wants to see me dance, although my leg is constantly moving when I stand still at concerts. And I still miss that Minneapolis breakfast place scene, just not the same in Chocolate City.



    #28 Not Having a TV

    I generally can't stand White folks who either hate TV or get all self-righteous and 'Kill Your Television' with their shit.

  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts


    #28 Not Having a TV

    I generally can't stand White folks who either hate TV or get all self-righteous and 'Kill Your Television' with their shit.

    Right? I didn't have a TV for several months after I moved into my new apartment, and when I'd have folks over, there would always be at least one who'd tell me how cool it was that I didn't have a TV. Fuck that???I didn't have a TV because my ex-roommate owned the one in our old apartment and I hadn't replaced it yet. I still don't have cable though, so I have to go to a friend's place to watch The Wire and Lost. I'm going to need to get cable by April. No way I'm missing baseball season.

  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts


    #71 Being the only white person around (makes me nervous)

    #70 Difficult Breakups (hate)

    #69 Mos Def (don't care)

    #68 Michel Gondry (never heard of him)

    #67 Standing Still at Concerts (no.)

    #66 Divorce (do not want)

    #65 Co-Ed Sports (do not play)

    #64 Recycling (do not think it really helps)

    #63 Expensive Sandwiches (hate)

    #62 Knowing what???s best for poor people (no idea)

    #61 Bicycles (TOTALLY FUN!)[/b]

    #60 Toyota Prius (is ugly and do not like the hippies that drive them)

    #59 Natural Medicine (do not trust)

    #58 Japan (hell yes, they have great game shows!) [/b]

    #57 Juno (will not probably watch)

    #56 Lawyers (Only know soulstrut lawyers)

    #55 Apologies (hate. fuck saying sorry. say "i'll fix it and it won't happen again". thats enough)

    #54 Kitchen Gadgets (no.)

    #53 Dogs (I like cats)

    #52 Sarah Silverman (no not like. AT ALL. not funny. annoying.)

    #51 Living by the water (moving or still? mosquito factor.)

    #50 Irony (no idea)

    #49 Vintage (yep!) [/b]

    #48 Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops (to me 7-11 IS a grocery store.)

    #47 Arts Degrees (welcome to mcdonalds, may I help you?)

    #46 The Sunday New York Times (never read)

    #45 Asian Fusion Food (NO. the term ASIAN FUSION pisses me off for some reason)

    #44 Public Radio (BORING, but there is a word show on sundays that I like)

    #43 Plays (NO.)

    #42 Sushi (tastes good!)[/b]

    #41 Indie Music (no idea)

    #40 Apple Products (like pie? I like apple pie. Hate ipod. do not know what this means.)

    #39 Netflix (I like)[/b]

    #38 Arrested Development (never watched)

    #37 Renovations (no idea what this means)

    #36 Breakfast Places (well... I like breakfast... yes?)[/b]

    #35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report (love colbert, can't watch daily. tie) [/b]

    #34 Architecture (boring)

    #33 Marijuana (do not like)

    #32 Vegan/Vegetarianism (stupid)

    #31 Snowboarding (never tried it)

    #30 Wrigley Field (don't watch baseball or whatever, but wrigley gum is good i guess)

    #29 80s Night (HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE)

    #28 Not Having a TV (fuck that!)

    #27 Marathons (I ran a 1/2 marathon last year. guilty. but only africans win marathons, so this is odd.)[/b]

    #26 Manhattan (now Brooklyn too!) (went once. it rained the whole time)

    #25 David Sedaris (never heard of)

    #24 Wine (HATE HATE HATE - sorry anna)

    #23 Microbreweries (NEWCASTLE OR NOTHING)

    #22 Having Two Last Names (do not understand. like hilary? that shit is stupid)

    #21 Writer???s Workshops (never been)

    #20 Being an expert on YOUR culture (YES! I can talk all day about white people and hillbillies!)[/b]

    #19 Traveling (love it) [/b]

    #18 Awareness (awareness of what?)

    #17 Hating their parents (love my parents)

    #16 ???Gifted??? Children (no idea)

    #15 Yoga (no)

    #14 Having Black Friends (having ANY friends is pretty good!) [/b]

    #13 Tea (only when I'm sick)

    #12 Non-Profit Organizations (do not care)

    #11 Asian Girls (line up the puccinni) [/b]

    #10 Wes Anderson movies (DO NOT LIKE.)

    #9 Making you feel bad about not going outside (my wife does that to me and I don't like it I guess).

    #8 Barack Obama (YES I CAN!)[/b]

    #7 Diversity (I guess so?) [/b]

    #6 Organic Food (do not care)

    #5 Farmers Markets (BORING)

    #4 Assists (I don't know what that is)

    #3 Film Festivals (never been to one, don't really care)

    #2 Religions that their parents don???t belong to (hate all religions equally.)

    #1 Coffee (fuck yeah I drink that shit. I have a mini-coffee pot at my desk so I can brew my own shit. [/b]


    I bolded only the things I like. Its not many and I'm like the whitest person I know. I don't get it.

  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    #38 Arrested Development (never watched)

    You need this in your life. I guarantee you'll like it. If not, I'll send you an inexpensive sandwich Media Mail from Boston.

  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    #38 Arrested Development (never watched)

    You need this in your life. I guarantee you'll like it. If not, I'll send you an inexpensive sandwich Media Mail from Boston.

    And I'm not kidding about the sandwich either. I'll even send the condiments separately in those little plastic packets so they don't sog up the bread.

    It's a win-win for you.

  • GaryGary 3,982 Posts
    Wow, that sounds like a pretty good deal, but I should have specified... I only dislike expensive sandwiches when I'm the one paying....

  • DB_CooperDB_Cooper Manhatin' 7,823 Posts
    Wow, that sounds like a pretty good deal, but I should have specified... I only dislike expensive sandwiches when I'm the one paying....

    Well, it was going to be a homemade ham and swiss on multigrain bread. But I did plan to include packets of both mustard and mayo. Which is pretty classy. And I would cut off the crusts, but include them in a separate baggy, should you want them.

    If you want, I can put a 5-dollar bill in the sandwich too. Would that make it expensive enough?

  • Birdman9Birdman9 5,417 Posts
    Pardon if this has been posted before

    Top Ten Rap Songs White People Love

  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts
    Pardon if this has been posted before

    Top Ten Rap Songs White People Love

    Bonus Beat (because it's not actually rap): "Hey Ya"

  • Pardon if this has been posted before

    Top Ten Rap Songs White People Love

    I like 2 of those

  • Birdman9Birdman9 5,417 Posts
    Pardon if this has been posted before

    Top Ten Rap Songs White People Love

    I like 2 of those

    I think that 'OPP' trumps 'Hip Hop Hooray', though, easily.

  • How did r.v.'s not make it on this list? Whats up with nascar and that shit? drag racing and all that? These are essential elements of saxon culture.

  • How did r.v.'s not make it on this list? Whats up with nascar and that shit? drag racing and all that? These are essential elements of saxon culture.

    because this list is not really about middle America white people. It's about city-dwelling white folks who sorta think they're hipper than the average white folks (see: Mos Def, sushi, etc.). it's just that much more subtle and ironic and lame.

  • DrWuDrWu 4,021 Posts
    Where the fuck is/are:

    Private Liberal Arts Colleges
    Beach Houses
    Making Plans

  • RockadelicRockadelic Out Digging 13,993 Posts
    6/71 This must be describing a different white generation than the one I belong to.

  • hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts
    I am frankly shocked by my low score of 20.

  • dollar_bindollar_bin I heartily endorse this product and/or event 2,326 Posts
    I am frankly shocked by my low score of 20.

    Living out in wine country has you out of touch with your upscale urban side.

  • hcrinkhcrink 8,729 Posts
    I am frankly shocked by my low score of 20.

    Living out in wine country has you out of touch with your upscale urban side.

    It's true, I can't even remember the last time I was "the only white person".

Sign In or Register to comment.