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Why were there no 2007 Strut Awards????

PATXPATX 2,820 Posts
edited January 2008 in Strut Central
Brian could have emceed it.
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  • iron_monkeyiron_monkey 985 Posts
    Well, shit... let's do this!

    Who are the nominees?

    What are the categories?
  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts
    Why do people with less than 15K poasts attempt to comment on SoulStrut?
  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts

    What are the categories?

    deejery of the year
  • Young_PhonicsYoung_Phonics 8,039 Posts
    Most Annoying Poster
    Most Improved Posted
    Most record knowledge dropped
    Best photoshop/jpegery
    Best Avatar
    Worst Look
    Best Look
    Best Zing
  • BrianBrian 7,618 Posts
    Most Improved Posted
  • PATXPATX 2,820 Posts
    Why do people with less than 15K poasts attempt to comment on SoulStrut?

    I have zinged you at least 7,500 times but never got past the preview stage.
  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
    Most likely not to have any friends: tie (Sportscasual, Hcrink)
    Most likely not to have any rare records: Young Phonics
    Best Male of the Year: Raj
    Best Female of the Year: Bassie
    Sexiest Poster: Tie (Mylatency, Elise)
    Best Rap Duo: The Non and Manduro
    Most likely to talk about chem trails: Harvey Canal
    Most likely to dream about getting rear naked choked by Randy Courture: Rootlesscosmo
    Lifetime Achievement Award: Faux Rillz

    A tribute to those that have left us: AP, JewBacca....

    Welcoming back members of our community: Iron Monkey....
  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts

    Most likely not to have any rare records: Young Phonics

  • NateBizzoNateBizzo 2,328 Posts

    Best photoshop/jpegery - yuchi/faux hybrid



  • grandpa_shiggrandpa_shig 5,799 Posts

    Best photoshop/jpegery - yuchi/faux hybrid




    check out pearson!
  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts

    Sexiest Poster: Tie (Mylatency, Elise)

    SoCal sleepover fantasies revealed!
  • hogginthefogghogginthefogg 6,098 Posts
    Best photoshop/jpegery

    CONTROLLER 7 AND YOU KNOW THIS.
  • Young_PhonicsYoung_Phonics 8,039 Posts

    Most likely not to have any rare records: Young Phonics



    WHAT HE PUTS ON HIS ON HIS WALL AIN'T EVEN FIT FOR MY IPHONE.
  • hogginthefogghogginthefogg 6,098 Posts

    Most likely not to have any rare records: Young Phonics


    Aux contraire, mon Yuichi:

  • OkemOkem 4,617 Posts
    Best Male of the Year: Raj




    What criteria were you judging this on?
    Do the entrants have to past a rigorous physical, to tet their manhood?
    Did you carry out this test personally?


  • hemolhemol 2,578 Posts


    tet their manhood?

    Don't tet me son.
  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts
    Best Male of the Year: Raj




    What criteria were you judging this on?
    Do the entrants have to past a rigorous physical, to tet their manhood?
    Did you carry out this test personally?



    I am vaguely reminded of a back issue of the Source that I borrowed from a friend circa 1994, which included some sort of a survey on which artists best exemplified certain characteristics that year. I can't really blame my mans n'nem for scribbling "LADY OF RAGE" in the blank next to "SEXIEST FEMALE ARTIST," but couldn't he have just skipped over the "SEXIEST MALE ARTIST" category? Did he really have to scrawl "SNOOP!" and then compound matters by trying to erase it? And was his attempt to destroy the shameful evidence rooted in an appropriate sense of chagrin or by a change of heart--by a realization that the preceding year had exposed us to at least one significantly sexier male artist? The mind boggles. And also shudders.
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts

    Most likely to dream about getting rear naked choked by Randy Courture: Rootlesscosmo

    most likely to project his own homo-erotic fantasies onto others: apparently yuichi.
  • Garcia_VegaGarcia_Vega 2,428 Posts
    Best Beef thread, The Nominees:

    "Elise you gotta chill"
    "200 vs 99 crates"
    "Sheep vs vinyl vulture(?)"
    "Hug Nasty vs Faux Rillz"
    "Rockadelic vs Soul on Ice, Rounds 1-2087"

    plaese to vote or nominate others
  • JRootJRoot 861 Posts
    Why were there no 2007 Strut Awards????

    Another victim of the writers' strike. Raj refuses to negotiate with 'em.
  • WoimsahWoimsah 1,734 Posts
    Best argument between to strutters?
  • rootlesscosmorootlesscosmo 12,848 Posts
    Best Beef thread, The Nominees:

    "Elise you gotta chill" - Not really a beef thread, was it? More like a 'try to keep it under 200 posts per day, please' thread.

    "200 vs 99 crates" - Excellent nod.

    "Sheep vs vinyl vulture(?)" - link please?


    I nominate the Jel thread.

    igor what is up with your avatar now?
  • SPlDEYSPlDEY Vegas 3,375 Posts
    Best Beef thread, The Nominees:

    "Elise you gotta chill" - Not really a beef thread, was it? More like a 'try to keep it under 200 posts per day, please' thread.

    "200 vs 99 crates" - Excellent nod.

    "Sheep vs vinyl vulture(?)" - link please?


    I nominate the Jel thread.

    igor what is up with your avatar now?

    igor is creepy.

    - spidey
  • WoimsahWoimsah 1,734 Posts
    yea - by the way....signing your posts sucks dog balls. stop it. not singling you out....just sayin....shit's kinda annoying.
  • SoulOnIceSoulOnIce 13,027 Posts
    yea - by the way....signing your posts sucks dog balls.

    Your posts don't need a signature to suck dog balls.
  • mordecaimordecai 2,204 Posts
    Best Rap Duo: The Non and Mordecai Manduro
  • yuichiyuichi Urban sprawl 11,332 Posts
    Best Rap Duo: The Non and Mordecai Manduro

    woops!
  • GnatGnat 1,183 Posts
    yea - by the way....signing your posts sucks dog balls.

    Your posts don't need a signature to suck dog balls.

    And we have a last minute entry for Best Zing...though I still ride for JLR:

    Rockadelic, clarifying YoungPhonic's bust on yuchi:

    It was a crack about dude's mother and sister and giant phallic symbols more than Asian racism.


    JLR, responding to Rockadelic:

    Rock, don't come here talking like Walt Whitman, those were giant wood dicks, not "symbols"
  • Young_PhonicsYoung_Phonics 8,039 Posts
    I think a highlight of this year is when Malus Arnea was shook that he coudn't post as "SPIDEY". And then the person that's actually registered under the name "Spidey" chimed in on some "I GOT YOUR NAME, WHAT BITCH!". I believe it was dude first and lost poast


    What about best P.M.?[/b]

    I gave some serious "winners" in my inbox (euuuuuuckgh)
  • faux_rillzfaux_rillz 14,343 Posts
    I think a highlight of this year is when Malus Arnea was shook that he coudn't post as "SPIDEY". And then the person that's actually registered under the name "Spidey" chimed in on some "I GOT YOUR NAME, WHAT BITCH!". I believe it was dude first and lost poast


    What about best P.M.?[/b]

    I gave some serious "winners" in my inbox (euuuuuuckgh)


    The boy obscure_addict's got that one sewn up.

    What you know about best soulstrut-related text, though?

    Hey. It P*****k. Im at a house party. Quest love is playing.
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