Your ultimate movie.
Gary
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Who would you cast in the ultimate movie?Mine would be like this:The President: Clint EastwoodSecretary Of Defense: R. Lee ErmySquad Of Ninjas: The Ninja Warrior All-StarsThemselves: The Wu-Tang ClanKung-Fu Hitman: Jason StathamSuper Secret Spy Team: Fatboy Slim and mr. beanOutlaw With Heart Of Gold: Danny TrejoStripper: Monica Beluccinow THAT would be a kick ass movie.
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nah man. if I never see another movie with this over-exposed dude I'm cool.
What?!?! He kicks ass!!!!!
James Bond
Easy Rider
Jackie Chan
One of Charlie's Angels
The Bandit from Smokey & The Bandit
Klinger from M.A.S.H.
2/5 of the Rat Pack
The host of Win, Lose or Draw
A great character actor from old films noir & westerns
A few pro football players
A few country singers
Hot babes in spandex
Lots of car crashes
And a killer blooper reel at the end.
Wait.
They already made it.
SOUL.. remembering soul music
with talks and performances with
Aretha
Stevie
Isaac
Gladys
Gil Scot
Al green
Sly
Little Richard
Sharon Jones
and others..
It would be little vignettes of interviews with performances thrown in.
Kind of like the Blues Brothers movie without all the sappy comedy and bad acting thrown in. I'd co-direct with Fernando meirelles, and it would be a poignant reflection of music as a whole.
I know this could be done, but nobody would approach doing this the right way. It would need to be gritty moving and beautifully shot.
Not just some 20/20 puff piece.
- spidey
I would love to see Makoto Nagano and Katsumi Yamada get some acting work.
That'd be bad.
- spidey
This would be more documentary style actually getting the soul artists to speak. No gossip or bullshit, just some authentic performances.
Something that can connect to these musicians on a real level, and then also in full on Alex ross legendary performance mode.
- spidey
there was no sappy comedy and no (unintentionally) bad acting in the Blues Brothers. you must be thinking of the "sequel" with John Goodman. the Blues Brothers is the ultimate movie.
I love you.
Yeah, seriously, Parker - for a "film guy" your tastes and
opinions are continually exposed as more than just a little
HAROLD SHAND
VS.
DON LOGAN
no bats, no gats, no blades, no muscle, no help
just
loud noises.
whoever cant yell anymore can visit the pig farm.
and some slamming synth by francis monkman on a prophet v...again.
You talking about me? I'm no film guy. I'm a lowly songwriter.
I love movies, and I do love John Landis movies. Though when I think of the Blues Brother movie I think lame 80's comedy.
- spidey
....and jurassic park.
Nah, I'm just on a mission from God.
Oh yeah? The next time you talk him. Tell him I want my 5 bucks back.
- spidey
Actually if you had a movie where it was just two hours of Monica wearing a clingy, low-cut evening gown and walking around a lot, I could get with that. I might actually put it on my "desert island" list.
Disco/Funk/R&B/Early Hip Hop soundtrack.
Warriors' esqe dark keyboards.
Sin City meets Panic In Needle Park steez.
shot in hawaii
I'll get back to you on the actors but I want to be in it and I want to get whacked!
sex scene with Jessica Alba (bonus)